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JohnSmith10
2 weeks ago
Bi-curious Cis Male, 31
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I think that I would ask each to put his manhood away because if I am drunk the last thing in the world I want is sex -- more often than not just the tiniest little bit of drink makes me want to sleep


Nice to see that alcohol makes others sleepy!
Quote by SereneProdigy
I've never been attracted to her all that much either. In fact, I don't remember ever jerking off to one of her scenes.

Those giga-tits really are off-putting to me, I'd prefer a woman with no breasts at all to this. And they look even more odd when she's naked.

I don't think she'll regret retiring at all, most pornstars are well-aware that early retirement is part of the business and plan their career accordingly. She's been in the adult industry for more than 20 years and she's likely already a millionaire by now; time for her to fully enjoy the money she's made during all those years.



Despite being the big fan of boobs that I am, I think I'd agree with you that her tits are somewhat off-putting. When you watch her scenes, her tits have very little movement to them which for me is a disappointment to watch however when compared with some other pornstars who have had their chests enhanced such as Amy Anderssen (see picture below) she got a good deal!

Quote by Cyndy
Not knowing much about the porn industry, I had to look her up. At 42 years old, I am not surprised though. She might have decided to have a "normal" life and possibly settle down with a partner. Also with, again I presume, new actresses arriving regularly as they turn 18 (or whatever), the "competition" must be quite tough in that business!


I still think she could have held her own against the newbies though, I read online that was voted "the world's most popular pornstar" but I suppose she's going out on top (if you'll excuse the attempted pun)
Quote by twmshoncatti
Lisa Ann ??? do not understand the question


There wasn't really a question. I just wanted to see what people thought about it.
So apparently Lisa Ann has retired from making porn. What are your thoughts? In my own opinion she was somewhat over-rated but was still a good watch.

Are there any pornstars you hope never retire?
I formed a very good friendship with someone on here (she knows who she is) and I was sad when it came to an abrupt end.


If by chance you're reading this, drop me a message or an email just letting me know how things are with you.
Quote by jollylolly


Yes, I haven't seen them but he's not shy about admitting it! He's a lumberjack (and he's OK)


Oh the questions i would ask him!.. Thanks for sharing that though, it's really intrigued me haha smile
Quote by jollylolly

I know a guy with three testicles but I've never seen a guy with more than one dick. The title of this thread makes me picture it though


Three testicles!! Really?!
Quote by stephanie


John I KNOW your family... They are CUNTS.

Just Saying...

xx SF


That's bound to happen. I gather there are a lot of Smiths in the world so therefore not all of us can be perfect ;)
Quote by Dudealicious


Is there a way you can be more clear in what your question is please?


To be honest I don't think it was a question, I think he was just bragging haha
Quote by sprite


Best post ever. biggrin


Pleased you liked it, hopefully it made you smile smile
I went down stairs and spoke to my family... They seem like nice people ;)
Quote by bestofboth


I'm assuming you mean you masturbate whilst in that position?



You are right. When you said "magnify pleasure" I thought you were looking for some techniques!
One of the best techniques I've found for solo masturbation is to lie on your stomach between two beds or two chairs. To me it feels like Gravity is having more of a pull on the cum than in other positions which makes it more pleasurable.

(Obviously put a towel or something down underneath you)
I have to say that when I see a message in my inbox that is about advertising a new story, it will 9 times out of 10 get deleted without being opened. I'll read stories that interest me and would rather not have them thrust upon me!
I've seen something similar to people being suspended from metal hooks on T.V as well (I think the show was An Idiot Abroad)

My general thought was just why? I couldn't see any point to it!
Quote by storyz
Had an ex who had a big cum fetish. Loved to have me taste it off her tits, out of her pussy or kissing her after a blow job. Would drive her crazy.


What were your thoughts on that? Did you enjoy it?
Quote by JimB01
its not just men that do this


Damn right, women are just as bad at doing this!
Quote by oohlala74
What do men think of women who are curvaceous? I know this will have been asked before, but, I'm new to this site and would like to know wat men think. I'm a UK 14 and after having two kids my breasts which I can only describe as pendulous and not as perky as they used to be and a no longer taut stomach and a fair sized bum, would this be enough to class as BW? Do guys get put off by women who aren't physically perfect and toned?


Absolutely not! Some men, including me, prefer woman with curves and honestly a UK 14 isn't as big as you think it is in your head. It's a good size to be in my books!
Quote by JacquieJ
Guys, one of the things that has been puzzling me is the desire of some men to be cuckolded by their wives or girlfriends. Can any of you enlighten me as to what might be behind this?


Although I've never done it myself, I imagine the desire to be cuckolded would come from the desire to be humiliated by your partner. It's like your partner has had to go elsewhere to find satisfaction and you must watch to be punished.


Probably way off there but that's my theory.
Quote by misswitch13
We say silly stuff all the time. We have actually had to stop sometimes to stop laughing. I remember one time, we were watching porn and fucking and this one scene came on and the woman in the porn let out this obnoxious, forced and fake screetch. Both of us chuckled when she did it because it was so rediculous. A moment later, out of nnowhere, my boyfriend decides it would be funny toimitate the annoying screetch. So, he did - with a completely straight face like the girl in the porn. I almost died laughing and so did he. It killed to mood but, it was worth it for the good laugh.

I saw a quote before that said "If youve never had a good laugh during sex, you're having sex with the wrong person." I completely agree.



I like that story, amazing how people can make jokes at strange times haha!
Quote by jellyboobys
why do guys like younger, for example 60 male and 22 female, is it right, should it happen just curious xx


Not all guys like younger, some prefer older woman but in this case i would imagine that the older man would prefer a younger woman because she doesn't have as much "baggage" as an older woman (sounds harsh but is probably true)

And to answer you're question is it right, i'd go with the line "age is but a number"
To make woman orgasm just by touching them... Although I'd probably abuse the hell out of the power haha
I'm going to go with the view that if a prostitute is offering sex for free, do you really want it? She'd only be offering it for free if she wasn't very good or had some kind of disease and both sound unpleasant to be honest


(big up 100 posts)
Quote by buzzbomber52
Smoking. I once dated a woman who smokes and her pussy tasted like cigarette smoke. Yuk. I told her if she ever wanted me to go downtown again, she would have to quit smoking. She didnt, so that was the end of that.


I'd agree with this. I find it so frustrating when i see an attractive girl and then she lights up a cigarette. Makes a 7/10 girl drop to a 2/10 quicker than you can say cigarette!
I'm ridiculous when it comes to friend requests. I'd much rather receive one than send one which i suppose is the reason why i don't speak to many people on this site.

But to answer your question, yes i look at the profile even if it's just a quick glance
I've never been to a strip club but i imagine they would turn me on yes.

I only really want to go so i can tick it off my "list"