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JohnSmith10
13 hours ago
Bi-curious Cis Male, 32
0 miles · England

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i'd rather cum on a woman's breasts than her face, i think breasts look great covered in cum!
I really enjoyed Assassins Creed II - I got 100% completion on that game haha!
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How do you know you're listening to the real thing though? It could be anyone saying anything on that recording. Just wondering...




I know it's the real thing because you can get a free sampler on her website and then i found the full version elsewhere (i have a way of finding things i want haha)
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Did you pay for the recording? If so, there is your indicator that it's BS




No i didn't pay for it, they cost around $30 each!! - I listen to it for free on various music sharing sites but if it actually works, i'll happily pay for it (it still hasn't)
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Well that's not going to happen with me! I take it she's American?
Love yous dry sense of humour, you should write a story.


I'm not 100% sure but if i had to put money on it, it would be on her being American

Thanks i think. I've submitted a story or two before but they've been rejected for several small reasons so for now i'm just reading... sorry.
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Mmm? Is your cock meant to be inserted into something? Like a pussy or an ass?
I can't imagine hearing a woman talking would light my touchpaper. I don't even think Sean Connery talking dirty would do that for me!


Nope. You just lay there listening to the recording and as she takes you through it, you're suppose to orgasm when she says Jackpot... Never happened for me though sad
I was mindlessly surfing the internet the other day and i came across a recording that can apparently make you orgasm by just listening to it and you don't even have to use your hands!

The recording in question is called No Hands - Jackpot and is by Isabella Valentine.

I was intrigued to say the least so have tried this however haven't been able to orgasm to it yet. She does say that some people don't do it first time however i've tried a couple of times (i have a lot of free time) and still haven't orgasmed to it.

The point of the post is to see whether any fellow guys on here have heard of this and if so whether you've tried it but more importantly whether you've actually been able to orgasm to it.


I look forward to the responses
I don't really have a preference WHAT type of porn it is but i do have a preference WHO is in it... As long as it has my favorite pornstar(s) in it i don't really care what type it is!
Someone with a bit of meat on their bones will always win in my opinion
I suppose it has really... Before i joined Lush i guess I assumed sex was an infrequent thing but then I read stories about people fucking plumbers that come over or having sex with the next door neighbors etc. and now i think everyone is at it most of the time haha


I know i have to take the stories i read with a pinch of salt though because when you're lost in a good story, it can be hard to determine when the truth and fantasy cross over.... But then again i suppose the fantasy of it all is what keeps me here!
95% of the time i'm a dry guy, the other 5% is when i'm in the shower!
If i found the right person again but like others i'd have to be alone for a little while
To answer your questions in order and in my own opinion...

- To me an erection feels kinda funny, like a weight between your legs

- It feels somewhat strange to lose control of it because you can control it most of the time and it's odd when you do lose control (they don't say the penis has a mind of it's own for nothing!)

- Male orgasms are interesting. I know they don't last as long as womens (I'm led to believe that Mens last 6 seconds whereas womens last around 20 seconds) but it depends on the intensity, sometimes i can have some that are very meh whereas other times i can have some that make your knees shake
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OK guys, so at what point do you consider a gal a MILF? In theory, a mom of any age would be eligible, but would you call a 20 year old mom a MILF? Does it have to be someone older than you? What about if the gal is a young grandmother (I became one in my early 40s). Would that make me a GILF or a GMILF or just a MILF (or maybe none of the above)? Curious!!!


For me a woman becomes a MILF as soon as she's given birth regardless of her age. GILF is a tricky one because whilst technically in your case you became one in your 40's, in my head GILF stage doesn't start until age 55 ish
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When my mind is really focused and I am mentally aroused I can orgasm by just gently squeezing my thighs together


I hope you don't mind me asking but how intense are these orgasms? I've heard that some men can orgasm without touching themselves and was wondering how they compare to an orgasm brought on by hands and sex etc.
I'm going to go with the line "age is but a number" and in the end, what does it really matter if the two people care about one another
For me i feel like an older woman would be able to teach a younger person things that someone their own age couldn't. I also feel like that if the guy perhaps wasn't massively great the first time, the older woman would be more understanding and wouldn't tell all of her friends and laugh at you
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I just want to thank you for having that Pikachu gif in the bottom section of your responses - it made my day smile
Pretty sure this is another fantasy of every guy... I'm not sure if i had a dream about this or what but i read somewhere that Holly Willoughby does this sometimes when she has a new pair of shoes!