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Over 90 days ago
Male, 56
Australia

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Quote by trinket


Masturbating.



thank you trinket....this.

gday trink, hows it goin mate?...just told some drongo to get a black dog up him for pinchin me fuckin hj kingswood ute....the cunt!.
The greatest tv show ever!. i wont look at these other posts...spoilers.
The first time i saw my wife in high heels, sandal style strappy, with the strap around the ankle....schwing!. She has PERFECT feet and ankles for those shoes.
I reckon my erotic dreams are 50/50 straight/gay...can't help your subconscious doing what it likes when social conditioning etc. isn't a factor in deep sleep.
Asking a bloke this question is like asking men if they prefer their beer chilled in an ice bucket over left on the bonnet of their car in the hot sun....of course men prefer shorter skirts on women....lol.

summer is awesome (for positive, non aggressive, non invasive, discrete perving).
Oops....ah chicks with glasses...Pictures...not crapping on baout how awesoem chicks are with glasses
Wonder if Charlie's HIV and the potential of passing it on, particularly in that he made a fairly slipshod attempt at informing all his various lovers, is in within Charlie's definition of "WINNING".

I'll reserve calling him a complete wanker for when his money and contacts cure him.
Quote by Sirene_Jaune


Seems that way Mary. It hurts beyond anything I ever experienced.

Thank Goodness I didn't use God's Loophole until I was 21 and yeah to many experiences have turned me off it.



OOPS humble apologies ladies, for posting in ask the gals....apart from that...yeah, what Sirene said.
You know what, if found myself single I'd start right on Facebook.
Establish an intellectual connection first through your thoughts, feelings and opinions.
Then when an opportunity arises go on a date or something.

That's what I'd do. Be lively, funny and thoughtful. You'll be all set!.
Quote by Buz


An example of a run-on sentence.



Recently a winner of the Mann Booker had a sentence that went over a full page.mrun on from hell!...lol
Sprite I have a battery of editors on it as we speak.

I struggle to recall any top publisher book I've read with more than two spelling mistakes
Please forgive me Van Gogh, I simply answered a succinctly put question on the topic of "when will I be famous" I took it as that.

Again, I can only apologise.

I am more than happy to delete my post if it is not within the context of the original post.
Well with an actual fiction book being looked over right now by a significant publishing company...I answer this question with another....what time is it now?.

I have no interest in online popularity....I have an interest how many will buy my book, to some extent...but then again if I go no further than the advance I can lie back and say I had a book published at least.

One tip. REAL publishers want one thing....STORY....if your story is strong enough they don't give a damn about punctuation, spelling and other such banality....if the story is ballsy. They want it.

No doubt I'll be derided for this, but there it is.

P.s. Why am I here if I'm such a big expert?. Simple, an idea stolen is still an idea. Ask any REAL writer.