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Katje
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 41
United States

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This honestly can't go anywhere good.

I heard it on E! earlier and groaned into my soda, immediately wishing it were a glass of scotch. Where I agree that he may have the LOOK of Bruce Wayne, his voice isn't even nearly as low as how they market Batman's voice to be. Even if he got a super-dose of steroids to the nuts, he's still no Batman.

I'm not looking forward to it as much, now.

My favorite superhero just changed.

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I am not finding this a descriptive tag. What is being described is a branch of BDSM. Rather than the usual definition which is just adultery.

The humiliation thing ain't my bag. But I have banged a preacher's wife or two because the husband is a bigoted loathsome wretch.


How big of you, Byron. A preacher's wife needs a good bounce every now and again, too! I used to know one of those loathsome wretches...
What I also think is quite tragic is that some people don't understand that being bisexual is more than just a sexual preference; it comes down to being open about who you spend your forever with. Both hetero/homosexual relationships are same-gender basis for that permanent kind of love, whereas a true bisexual doesn't look to gender for it, they look to the individual.

Bi-curious, I've found, is more the propensity to play with members of the same sex, whilst maintaining the hetero take on true love. Just what I've found, btw, I could be wrong.

Upon learning this, and trying girl-on-girl relationships, I admit quite happily that I'm straight, but watching two women (or two men, hot damn) play can be a definite turn-on.

Just my
Hot damn. I'll have to post some of my collection in here. I was initially saddened because I saw skinny girl pics peppered in, I'm glad they disappeared or I was gonna be upset. Might even post one or two of my own!
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Wrong, Applebee's bar sluts - do not necessarily count as willing cougars on the prowl.

You guys need to wise up.


Hey, now. I live in a rural corner of Kansas. Applebee's is the most hopping place around here. Didn't you read the "at least in my little corner of the world" section of my post? Apparently not. Try reading the complete sentence before telling me to "wise up".
Felix actually has the right of it, at least from what I've seen in my little corner of the world.

Thankfully, I'm no cougar ... the men that would want me would still be minors! eep!
One of my faves, personally. This is more a mood started, but a slow, hard fuck is amazing with the house beat.
Otherwise, I'm up to any music with sex.

Well, even putting just a little blurb up there would be helpful. "New here, for friends and stories. Shy, but will open up once I'm here longer."

Trust me, something is better than nothing. Knowing a little information will make you more another person to us, not just some lurking creep than wants to get their rocks off. Another good start is picking an avatar; Doesn't have to be you, just something you like/enjoy/find sexy! Most generally, we see the red and whites in a chatroom, and it makes us shudder. (Generally a guy who just wants a nut, not conversation.)
I'll toss in my late and say that I'm with MasterJonathan and Poppet: Cuckoldry isn't really in my bag, and I tend to gloss over stories with that tag, though I'll read them if they're in the queue for modding, if there's nothing else (lol).

But why not, you know? Everybody has their thing, and it takes all kinds of pieces-parts to float a boat, and we won't always understand every single one.
Well, I'm not super high up on the important list, so I can't do anything about a newby room ...

BUT: There are some cliques, yes. The internet, world-wide, is like a cyber version of high school all over again.

Really, it's trial and error. I run a room occasionally, called Dangerous Curves Ahead. See it open, pop on in. I'll be sure to answer all the questions that I can, and help you understand the way it works to the best of my ability!

Just ask for help, too. The worst people can say is no, and you might be surprised sometimes with the response you'll get just asking, versus sitting in the room and lurking. (Regular chatters will know exactly what I mean, here.)
I wouldn't meet expressly for sex. In fact, I have several friends around here that I'd love to get together with and just hang out, namely some of my fellow mods, even a few more.

So, yeah, definitely!
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If you hate the process of glitter removal with scrubbing or acetone soaking, here's a cool DIY base-coat that everyone seems to be raving about.

Basically the polish company Essence started selling a peel-off base coat for glitter polish and some clever nail bloggers realized that the ingredients were the same as regular white craft glue.

Basically all you need is some school glue (like Elmers) and an empty polish bottle. Use it as a basecoat and then a few days later, the whole thing just peels off with no damage to the nail. Great for people who want to wear some glitter for a night or a couple of days without committing to the clean-up and removal.

Here's a tutorial with the details:





THIS! Omg, a lifesaver! My younger sister is a glitter freak and always wants to put it on my nails when she bugs me to let her give me a manicure.

I do have to say, next time I do fancy nails, I'll post them here. My little trick is great for colored tips.

After you've slicked the paint across the tip, there's always that one little spot right? That little bump out of line, onto the nail bed. All I do is get a fresh toothpick and my fave glitter polish that will go with the chosen color, and dip the point of the little pick into the brush, and lightly trace it along the edge of the color.

It totally masks the little smudge, and adds a little bit of edge, and looks super elegant. If I do a french manicure, I edge it with silver glitter; a ruby tip gets a gilt edge, or maybe a red glitter ... One time when I felt frisky, I did neon pink tips, and a neon green and yellow glitter.
I get massively horny right around the end of my period, for like a week after. Sometimes aggressively so, yeah. Like "I WILL fuck this cock now."
I've actually experienced this; it was awful. My first threesome and he didn't ever TRY to get me ready before poking at me. He wasn't a monster, but I'm super tight, so I ended up tearing (and yes, bleeding) and was knocked out of commission for a while.

I'm naturally slick, but there's wet, and there's WET ...

I can't see that anyone would really enjoy "dry" sex. Just my
It's a mental thing. Really. I don't know what kind of upbringing you had, but mine was a strict religious background. Sex was wrong, and dirty, and sinful, and good girls just didn't do it.

Our brains get conditioned by things like that, and even though you WANT the sex, and the orgasm, that early training can affect you. I'm just now learning more about myself and my passions because for the longest time, I NEVER had an orgasm but rarely, and alone.

Just a thought. I could be way off, but on the chance that I'm not ... there you go.
I have the app on my Android (which has, on many a bored occasion when I was on break at work and feeling naughty, or just waiting for brownies to bake and felt too lazy to get out the lappy) saved my life.

But my thoughts here ... What about some type of new feature that could maybe allow us to sign in, and be able to leave comments and favorite the stories, or add them to our reading queues?

It's just a thought. I'd love it, I'm normally in story verifier mode when I'm on the computer, and it would just be great to be able to kick back and read when I'm waiting AFK, and still be able to comment on stories.

But what do you guys think? For the admins, would that be possible?
Ahh, I'm a newb, but what the hell, right?

I'd have to say that my very first story I got published on here has the most views, and that would be [B]Shelby's Surprise[/B] ... It's got just a little over three thousand views, and it's a really short read. I was just actually really horny one night, and shot this puppy off, and it's an erotic little tale. People love it because it's quick, dirty and fun.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/shelbys-surprise.aspx

The story with the most acclaim would be [B]Bella Gets Painted, Part Two[/B] that has won me a Recommended Read. I'm currently still working on part three to complete the trilogy. It's gonna be spicy!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/bella-gets-painted-part-2.aspx

As far as my favorites, that's actually kind of hard.
I guess I'd have to say that [B]Bathtime Delight[/B] was the most fun to write, as I started in one area and had to do that awkward transition to home and sexy. It was a mild collaboration between me and a fellow Lushie, and he was truly a great help. I love working with other authors, so that's another reason I like it.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/bathtime-delight.aspx

[B]Her Reward[/B] is an easy favorite because it deals with the Daddy Doms, which hold a special place in my heart. It's also quietly dedicated to a Daddy that knows who he is, who's been an amazing support and help in my writing. Plus, who doesn't like a little anal treat every now and again! *cheeky grin*
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/her-reward.aspx
This is REALLY not something to go into lightly. You risk ruining your friendship AND marriage, whether it goes good, or bad.

If this is really something you guys are looking into, and awesome place to start talking is a couples' forum called SwingersBoard.com .... They have LOTS of great things to discuss, and even a thread called "Thinking About Swinging?"

I'd advise you see what they have to offer, together, and you guys have a serious talk before broaching the subject with her again. It can have some hefty consequences.

In swinging, there's an encouraged thought process: "Talk about it, talk about it, talk about talking about it, and talk some more."
I've got thick, puffy lips and I'm slowly becoming more and more ok with that. The few men that have seen it that haven't gotten to fuck it all respond with a resounding "YUM!" and that really helps. I'm a big gal, and am never gonna have that aesthetic, sleek bright pink pussy .... And, now, I wouldn't want one!
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I dont believe a Master who fits this exists.


There's nobody that fits this word for word.

It, however, is a fabulous thing to use to compare "doms" to Doms, and "masters" to Masters. Chances if a guy has only one (or none, really) of these things ... he's NOT Dom/Master.

It's a fabulous thing. And I, for one, love it to pieces.