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My wife and I had been married about a year and were involved in some very hot her on top and facing south sex. I had just pulled my face away and she let lose a big one on my chest. It shocked the hell out of me and I laughed and said one of my life's stupid things. I asked for a towel.

It shocked her so much and embarrassed her that she stopped oral sex, on her, almost completely. Literally maybe twenty times in the next 35 years she let me. I've missed a great deal of giving her that pleasure because of one un-thinking remark. Shit!

Oh well, she made up for it, she loved doing it to me.

I don't particularly like watching it but I would like to share a shower or two. In the shower.
Yeah, Poppet, it does that.

I wonder how many guys still haven't learned that? A lot from what I read here now and again.

Thank you Liz for all those facts.
I struggle with the writing process and I'm always looking to learn more and get better. I was looking at a bunch of stuff on "How To Write Sex" and stumbled across several things that I found very interesting. This one was NOT about sex scenes but it caught my attention:



"Sir Compton Mackenzie's custom writing chair, who wrote more than a hundred books, numerous screenplays, and many articles. Was his custom-designed chair an agent of such industry, at least in part?

Once he was in it, sunk deep into the velvet, with the built-in oak desk secure before him, escape would have been difficult. With his body captive, maybe his mind was freer to wander, to explore topics ranging from the merits of Siamese cats to his first memories of flowers, from the liquor heists of Whisky Galore to the priests in The Altar Steps.

And considering his penmanship—at best, every tenth word is legible—his typist deserves a portion of his acclaim."

I get excited when I write the sex in all of my stories. If you don't then you might consider it. According to most that I've read getting "turned-on" is advised.

This is actually a converted, early wheel chair. Can you imagine sitting in that thing and getting very turned on by a scene you were writing? How the hell could you "Take care of the problem" without killing yourself getting out of it in a hurry, depending on how "Big" a problem it was. Easier access for guys than girls I think.

Mostly I lay propped in bed or kicked back in a chair, usually rocked back on two legs, holding my Ipad in my left hand and furiously typing with one finger on that stupid fucking on-screen keyboard. That leaves one hand free to "Take Care Of Any Problems That May Arise" and go on. When it gets to the point of taking more time for "Problems" than writing I'll know I'm getting better at it.

I want to co-author (female author first) a story but I'm not good enough yet. When I am someone will ask me, I will not ask them, that would quite pretentious on my part. I'll get better and someone will take pity on me, I hope. I've tried with my wife but she's suffering from Alzheimer's and has given up on anything to do with sex.

No! I am NOT looking for pity.
Wow!

"The Golden Age" of television.

Television is always in "A Golden Age" because it is always a mirror for each society. They change each program to match the local mores and intelligence level.

"ALL" of it is about this:


Money, if enough people will watch it then they'll do it. But everything has to meet the local mores so dancing is used where sex is in other countries. I lived in Germany for a couple years and it was not unusual to see a woman take her top off and walk around in a bra because it was hot. Americans are mostly stupid about that. To many churches that think they have the right to tell us how to live. All based on a 2,000 year old story told by people who spent 40 days and nights starving in a desert.

We wind up with "Reality" shows that have about as much reality as a Donald Duck cartoon.

A Laugh Track so that each viewer can understand where the funny stuff is. A "ShitCom" in other words.

Soap Operas to show us that there really are miracles that can bring someone back from the dead after suffering from a "Rare And little Known" disease.

Football, baseball, basketball, hockey, those things for people who don't want to deal with life. Something so they can spend most of their time worrying about so-and-so's batting average slump.

Television!

Did any of you know that the first really viable television was a mechanical beast that had a spinning disk. Being an engineer this makes a lot of sense to me. It's done exactly the same way now and is caller "Rastering", breaking the image into small parts then reassembling it. Now it's all in electronics so it's a lot faster and can have color, picture-in-picture and other things. The mechanical ones were still in use until 1939 or so. 10 years after the electronic ones were commercially available.

In 1884, Paul Gottlieb Nipkow, a 23-year-old university student in Germany, patented the first electromechanical TV system which employed a scanning disk, a spinning disk with a series of holes spiraling toward the center, for rasterization. The holes were spaced at equal angular intervals such that, in a single rotation, the disk would allow light to pass through each hole and onto a light-sensitive selenium sensor which produced the electrical pulses. As an image was focused on the rotating disk, each hole captured a horizontal "slice" of the entire image.


The first known photograph of a moving image produced by Baird's "televisor", circa 1926 (The subject is Baird's business partner Oliver Hutchinson)


Soviet Mechanical scan TV-set (about 1931-38)


The Philco Predicta, 1958. In the collection of The Children's Museum of Indianapolis.
We had this model in 1959 and it worked for over 10 years. It quit in 1969 and cost more to fix than a new one.


This was actually built by Halicrafters but it looks like the first TV we got in 1947 or 48, a Majestic when we lived on Grande Island, New York. There were 3 stations after my father filled the attic with antenna. You couldn't get in without taking a couple down. One station out of Buffalo then 2 more, one from London Canada another from somewhere else. We had this one until we got the Philco in early 1959.

It has a round screen, blocked to make it more square. You lost image but they shot to accommodate that.

Shit, I am old.

Yeah, I watch, mostly educational but movies too. Some are entertaining.
The word means what "YOU" want it to mean applied to you. I do not use it because it has to negative a meaning. It only degrades people in common usage. Words are our gods so be careful with them. Understand the meaning behind what's said.

No one was ever punished for saying "FUCK" in our house but calling someone "STUPID" got you chastised a lot.

"Slut" is just another way for our male-centric society to control the "Lesser" beings.

Do you see yourself as that? Less than the men? Less capable of deciding what your life should be? Who you can know and how you know them?

You get to decide what and who you are. NO ONE ELSE!

Read Temple Grandin, "Different, not less.". You can see her here. http://www.templegrandin.com she is an amazing lady.
There are two. I listen to these two and exist in another world for a while.

This is a flash-mob performance of Ode to Joy and I listen to it often. I listen to others but this performance is wonderful. It helps heal my soul sometimes.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJcQYVtZMo


This is Barbara Streisand singing Memories from Cats. It's about the end of one life and the start of another. Letting go of the past and looking forward. It helps me and heals me too. I listen to other performances but I like her voice a lot.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EAaWaEQd6lE



Harry Chapin's Cats in the Cradle and Neil Diamonds Morningside changed the way I lived my life. They changed my prospective on what's important and made me a better man. Others too but these have had big effects on me.
I congratulate every one of you.

All of you are very good and I think it was not an easy decision for the judges. I hope to be that good one day and make their lives miserable choosing between me and all of you. Sorry, I get a little high sometimes and dream a lot.

My ego hates you but I just beat the crap out of him and sent him back to his dungeon.
I agree with Poppet. That is funny.

Mostly because it's so true. I do try to keep mine "Real" when I write though.
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scarlet, I'm guessing #1 is a lie.

1. I once suffered from anorexia nervosa
2. My feet are size 5 (US)
3. I play Native American 6-hole flutes
4. I wrote speeches for Ohio Democratic congressional candidates when I worked as a political consultant


Number 2 is the lie.

1. I have 6 children.
2. I have been married 3 times.
3. My oldest son is 42.
4. I am a Taoist.
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I was assumed it was just allegory (is that the right word?)



All very good words and I think Mazza said it first. I pretty much told all of ours the same thing.

But I have seen people walk on water!

In reality it was them walking across a flat, very hot desert and the thermal-cline at ground level reflects light, the sky actually, and it looks like water. A mirage! A "Cline" is an area where there is a large temperature difference.

I worked on Polaris/Poseidon submarines and one of the tricks submariners use to hide is actually laying 25,000 TONS of submarine on that temperature cline and it will float there. It actually moves like the surface of the ocean, undulating waves, and is a really wild feeling knowing where you are. They can turn off all noise making machinery and disappear. That was a common thing in WW2 if they could find one.

Either Jesus did that or there were rocks just below the surface. There is a movie where some Asian dude runs across water but there is a platform an inch under the surface.

I think it's allegory too. It was written by men, not God. Every word and man is very fallible, prone to error and very much into exaggeration. I could wander in the desert for a month or two hallucinating from starvation and lack of water and write some very interesting stories too. Maybe start a new religion.

In the movie Terminator the jerk psychologist tells her it's a "Perfect Delusion", he was right. No one can prove that it's right, but no one can prove it's wrong.

I've asked many, friends, priests, preachers, anyone that was very religious and all of them try to prove the existence of God by reading me the bible.

I do not deny God, I think it's something different and that's the only way most can accept it.

Besides, God screwed up too. If He's Omniscient (that means he knows everything in all of time) then why did He create the angel that became the devil? He should have known and made him different. He's all so supposed to be Omnipotent (that means that NOTHING in all of creation is more powerful) then why is there a battle between him and the devil? Kill the bastard and end it.

But he's still there and all I can think is that God wants us to suffer. Free choice? Horse hockey, when man exercised that gift he killed all of them except Noah because he was pissed, which I also think is allegory about when the Bosphorus collapsed and the Black Sea was created. If he can get that angry then why is he seen as a benevolent God?

All questions no one has an answer for. All questions I ask.

I do not attack anyone else's beliefs, ever. That is absolutely wrong in my world. I was not put here to judge anyone, I am not perfect, no one is so I bitterly resent people telling me I'm wrong in my beliefs. My brother is an Oklahoma-Born again-Bible banging-Baptist and I still talk to him. He tells me I'm going to hell because of who I talk to.

I have many friends with strong beliefs and I respect every one of them. The only ones I don't are the ones that mouth others words and have no idea what they're talking about. I do not fight with anyone about it but if you can't bother to take the time to learn about it don't talk to me, and I walk away.

Each has an opinion and is free to tell it. That's what this place, Lush, is all about and I love it. Some get really angry and I'm sorry about that but each of us is different. I resent being proselytized but will talk to anyone about it.

Thank you for reading.

Sorry , I had to.

I worked as a chef, managed restaurants, industrial food service, etc. I am a very good cook and every woman I've known appreciated it, a lot. When I sit down to eat the kitchen is "CLEAN" and only things with food are still left. I can't sit until that's done but only one of my daughters feels the same. Her kitchen is the same when we eat there. Everyone else is a slob, which I tell them then they all gang up on me and beat me severely. Except Tina because she feels like me.

I also clean house, sew (I made all my wife's nurse uniforms, kids clothing, crib sets for babies, upholstery, curtains, etc), i do windows, wash and fold clothes, i ironed all my wife's clothes for years, everything. My wife always told me I was the best wife on the planet. I think that's the main reason she's stayed with me for 44 years.

I was totally amazed when I discovered that most guys don't know ANY of this. How the hell did they survive after leaving mom and before getting married?

When I dated before I married at 30 every woman I knew loved all of that. Serving her sitting at a candle lit table with her KNOWING that she wouldn't have to clean up made the experience for me fantastic. She was always very grateful.

Take a lesson guys. Knowing all this and doing it DOES NOT make you less a man. If you don't already know that then give it a try. At least you'll get a good laugh out of her while she watches you struggle with it.

Good fortune.

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I say #4 is the lie


1 - I once masturbated while parasailing

2 - I am a member of the Mile High Club

3 - I once entered a Amateur Night contest in a Strip Bar

4 - I was once on the Jerry Springer Show



Sorry, it's 2. I detest pumpkin pie, it tastes rancid to me, sweet potatoes and other also, those with the high Vitamin A.

I think I pick number 4 after reading your profile. Good strong profile.
That's a slow-scan chat video and would be a LOT sexier as full motion. I also think that "Being" there when she did that would be incredibly sexy. Everything she might want done is right there. Everything, all possibilities, all at once if desired.

Yeah, I have tried. I however have never been able to stand straight and touch my toes. I was built to be very strong, not flexible. I am also so straight I don't bend when I sit, but I would have tried it, with myself only but I would want a woman there when I did it to show me how.
This has bothered me for years. I am an engineer and just accepting an idea like this is very hard. I can't. I also have trouble with the accepted images of Christ as a tall, Northern European instead of the swarthy, middle eastern Jew that he was. I just posted a picture on my wall of Adam and Eve, the pretty well accepted idea of them which I find VERY funny.

What you are asking can actually be done. They're called "Non-Neutonian Fluids" and you can see a video of them in action on YouTube here:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f2XQ97XHjVw

There are quite a few and you can do this in your swimming pool. I DO NOT recommend that because clean-up can cost more than doing it. In the video you see one guy swimming and another walking across the water next to him.

I, and probably many others, would be quite interested in hearing about your experiences. I've never done that.

I'm not a Transmetropolitan fan Liz so I don't get the allusion. What about that makes this funny?
Advocate the return of the Cod-Piece. A nice tight one will give you all the information you need to make good decisions.
I just added my little bit to it. Good fortune with that. I kind of lust after recognition like that but it's way to soon. I just started.

Thank you for your stories.
There are 2 ages. Physical and mental.

I don't care about anything except the "Mental" age. If her mind is an adult then she fits not my sexual world. I control that too, not my ego.

I'm 72 so MILF is out though at 25 she was 50 and it went on for a year. I'd have married her but she was smarter than me. My wife is 5 years older than me and had 4 kids when I married her. I still adore her and all the kids, they're mine.

I have 2 daughters in their 50's and 2 in their late 30's, and a grand daughter that's 34 with 7 others down to age 6.

I tend to shy away from any that look like teenagers because most do not have the maturity to make good decisions about what they want. I do know a couple that are at 17 more mature than many of the 35 plus I know. They were both very sick for several years and saved their own lives by taking charge because their mothers were flakes.

I could live with either and see her as an adult because they are. I would marry them but in 10 years I'll be 82, in a wheel chair and needing care and I WOULD NOT allow that to happen to either of them. I'm not much into casual sex either so one night stands and affairs are out too. Mostly, but right now my wife still knows who I am so I won't, maybe later and the way it's going that won't be long.

I have a hard time with dominance, I do not like to hurt anyone. I've been approached, because of my name here I guess, but mostly I can not do what they want. They're looking for "Daddy" and want a master and I can't do that. Care, kindness, love, all that is what I'm after.

I am what I write in my stories.
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Expect long study hours, numerous tests, and many trips to the library. Honestly: that's what college is for. Focus on your studies and if you meet a girl you like, say hi. Maybe eat lunch or study with her.

Consider yourself a college student, don't define yourself by your sex status. That's the wrong way to go.


Metilda is absolutely right. You are what's between your ears, your mind and what it thinks, not where your male member has been.

Be a nice guy, a gentleman, maybe a little wild, but not a crude know-it-all super-stud. I went through what you describe. I had no dates, never went out, worked my ass off at 2 jobs and went to school full time with full summer sessions. That was 1963 to 1968 and I came out with 2 degrees and a neat career. I'm 72 now and I do not regret any of what I did. Except for hurting one or 2 early on.

It will happen but it may take time and that will frustrate the hell out of you if you are not in control of "You"
Several have said it and I discovered it several stories ago. It writes itself a lot. Some almost all, others just parts, mostly around a specific character.

I'm still working on what a writers "Style" should be. I'm writing one now and doing the outline and filling with notes and other stuff and it's a pain in a very soft part. I change my mind more often about the story line doing that.

Mostly I start it in the crux situation and let it develop like I would prefer it to be. Then I obsess over it for a few weeks, rewriting and changing words, trying to make it perfect knowing that it NEVER will be.

Several, like The 35th Generation, dropped into my mind almost completely written. I did need a genetic connection to make the idea work but that was still a violation after that long a time. Not a problem, I changed it but I don't think it's as strong as it should be. I was screwing with some photo-shop stuff and that picture popped out. I was laying in bed looking at the mirror in my bathroom and it just happened.

I see a picture, something on TV or just driving, people in my store or on the street. Songs a lot, I have a couple I'm working based on them.

Neil Diamonds Morningside is one. The first time I heard that on the radio I had to stop driving it effected me so much. Not because my life is that, it absolutely is not, but that is one of the saddest things I've ever heard. I cry when I hear it thinking about that happening. I am a maudlin old fart at times.

Harry Chapins Cats In The Cradle too, thinking about my children. That one scared the crap out of me and changed my life.

I read a lot of stories by the authors that have commented here trying to learn more about structuring the words to convey feelings and emotions like I want. I also tell them like I would prefer reality to be. The kind of person I am and strive for and how I would like to be perceived by others. I'm in my stories a lot and others I admire.

Listening, understanding what's meant and not just what's been said is the most important thing in our lives. Words and how to convey them so you "Feel" what I did or thought is what I want to learn. Pay very close attention to preachers and polititions, they control most people with just words.

Thank all of you for your words. I think the words are our "Real Gods" because everything we are, everything in the universe, is about words. Without them we would be nothing.
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I know there are prohibitions against referencing anything underage, so I will word my question carefully: WITHOUT saying how old you were, do you recall the first thing that came along and got you titillated and interested in sex?


A babysitter, she was four years older than me. I'll tell the year if asked.
(I hope that's Ok because I do not want to violate any rules. In fact I think 16 is to young.)

Then, like almost every other male in america, the Sears Catalog. I think there were several catalogs that showed very sexy women in underwear and, yeah, you had to be careful how you opened it. Mostly my parents didn't care but I was very private about my thoughts.

In actuality, for a long time if she was female I was turned on. Somewhere around 17 I started growing up and understanding what life was really about, being a gentleman, and it's been very good since.
Number 2.

For me!

1. I adore Madras and Vindaloo Indian curries.
2. I love pumpkin pie.
3. I drive a Toyota Highlander
4. I have 16 grand children.
No!

I am a gentleman and I stay that way. I laugh a little more and tell a few more bawdy joke (NEVER crude) and just enjoy.

In 1980 I got drunk at a company party, laughed, danced and had fun, in front of my 8 year old son. I swore I would never do that again and I haven't. That's not a lesson I wanted to teach my kids. We sip Laphroaig Islay single-malt scotch and have fun but none of my 6 kids drinks much and they still manage to have a lot of fun.
Actually several that are all bound together.

I am a gentleman, I am a kind man and try to never hurt anyone, I care and I am considerate of everyone, even the assholes.

This has gotten me more than I can ever explain. If it's not reciprocated then I just move on. I am in charge of me, not them. If they attack me I do not retaliate unless they persist. I also have a lot of inner strength and resolve. If you hurt my family (that includes close friends) I am capable of a great deal more.

I am a Taoist and learning what that's about is a lesson in how to live a good life. Essentially do more good than harm.

I live this quote.


That would depend strictly on "Who" you are. Your past is what you decided to do. I do not get to judge you for that but who you are now is important.

I am never casual about women and have only ever known or been with one prostitute but she did pretty much break my mainspring. She wasn't beautiful in the classic sense but she wasn't ugly. She sagged a little, was 20 years older than my 18, had a few scars (a Caesarian for one) and she was absolutely beautiful after I had known her for a couple hours.

I was in the navy, met her in a bar in Hong Kong and saw her for 2 weeks then never again. I think she felt sorry for me a bit because I was shy. I did not come at her I just sat and watched and drank a couple beers. She approached me, treated me like a man and acted like she enjoyed it. I've always hoped she did and been grateful for what she gave me. Herself.

Good fortune on your quest for whatever you're after.
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Does having big breast matter on a girl matter? Or is average size or small size alright?


No! All that matters is "Her." What she is matters to me. She is giving me herself, not her breasts. The package can be great but the contents are what I live for.

If boobs are the only attraction for whoever then you need to find a new "Whoever!"

I lived in Ebenhausen bei Munchen for 2 years and loved it. Living in Bavaria was like living in a picture post-card. I had a wonderful time there from 1978 to 1980. Got to Frankfurt a couple times but never Wiesbaden.
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Stephen.....just a quick note.....we don't buy "boats".....we buy YACHTS!


By definition a "Boat" is anything that can be lifted aboard a "Ship". The only exception was submarines and that is because the first ones were carried on ships.

A "Yacht" was a shallow draft and fast military vessel. Dutch I think.

I was in the navy for a few years.

I looked and this is what I found in Wikipedia.


A yacht is a recreational boat or ship. The term originated from the Dutch Jacht meaning "hunt". It was originally defined as a light fast sailing vessel used by the Dutch navy to pursue pirates and other transgressors around and into the shallow waters of the Low Countries. After its selection by Charles II of England as the vessel to carry him to Britain from Holland for his restoration in 1660, it came to be used to mean a vessel used to convey important persons.
Someone else used the Panty line but it and the Wham-Bam lines are classic. I guess it shows how old I am.

I see what I think of as my "Ego" as that 2 year old child that still exists inside all or most of us. It demands everything and sees no reason it shouldn't get what it wants. That's "Him", not me. I am my mind, what it think and who I am. We learn this as children in the "growing up" process. Some just never grow up.

I was very interested in hypnosis years ago and took some psychology classes but stopped when I figured out how much damage I could inadvertently do to someone with it. I've read a lot but I do not remember the books you refer to.

Basically I'm an engineer, I tend to simplify things and I don't need to understand exactly why I do something to know I shouldn't do it to live in our societies rules. Just like I don't need to understand physics on a level like Einstein to design computers and make them work. I do study both though

I also have done several hundred stage plays and that same little beast whispers in every actors ears while they wait to go on. "You're stupid.", "Everyone knows you'll screw it up.", "Your flys open." Anything. I had to learn how to control all that.

I have an intellect that did grow up and I see him as me. I'm the dominate one and I will behave in the way I want. I will consider others, care and consideration will be shown, I will be a gentleman. I can still be silly and get enjoyment from childish things but not if they will cause damage to others.

I live between a 3 and 4 on the pain scale. Many surgeries on my back. The same techniques I learned to control the monster before I went on stage allows me to control the stress in my body and the pain becomes maskable, I don't feel it like that any more. I was taking 10 Norco, 100 mg of Codine and morphine every day. I don't take pain meds any more.

All that stress, anger, greed, and a lot of fear I see as the Ego I control, that child that's still there. When I confine all that I can throw it away, eliminate the stress and I'm in control.

Sex is an "Instinct" but we can learn to control it or there would be a lot more force being used and no female would be safe. That little beast wants sex from pretty much every female but I control that too.

As I learned this I discovered Taoism and that's what I try to be. It makes my life a lot easier.

Again, my opinion.