I was born in a medieval village in the UK but grew up in Canada. Moved a lot when I was younger. Not sure I feel like I have a hometown. It wasn't where I was born as I feel no attachment to the place. I kinda feel like I haven't found my hometown yet but I like to wander so maybe that's just how it is for me.
I absolutely love kissing and making out. Kissing for me is incredibly intimate, to the point where I really don't like being casually kissed or meaninglessly kissed (e.g. New Years Eve.) If you kiss me you better fucking mean it! Presuming these guys are approximately the same age as the OP I find their responses rather indicative of immature boys with intimacy issues. I suspect for a lot of guys its about making the score and everything else is just distraction. Sad.
Aspire to be a Canadian man. Anything else and you will always be second best. Unless you are a woman. If you are a Canadian woman: congratulations, you are the best of the best, your infinite beauty, gracious charm and bright intelligence is rivalled only by women from New York City, Texas and the Pacific North West.
Its pretty simple really; treat people graciously whether they deserve it or not.
I spanked Sprite's magnificent ass. After that 2019 was all downhill.
Somehow, once again I find myself on the Naughty List, I know, you're all as shocked as I am. On the other hand my last official act at work for 2019 was to tell one of the secretaries she was 'slinky'. Perhaps Santa is on to something.
Do you think Mrs Claus has an orgy with the elves while the big guy is delivering presents? Those damn elves always look pretty fucking content if you ask me.
Belated Happy Birthday Ping! I'd have got you a present but you're Canadian so you already have everything good.
I may have to post here several times. Pretty much any one of the Mods. Verbal for exceptional stories and being an all around cool guy. browncoffee who I love to read but probably also because I have a crush on her. elizabethblack, as noted above, leaves the most gracious comments on stories. She should put out a book of her comments. Mr Rumps and Curvygalor without question, both make daily and ongoing contributions all over the place; stories, threads, commenting, advice, turmeric cakes. I'll remember a ton more later.
I also thought this thread was about something else.
I did hear a rumour that Canadian themed stories get bonus marks. Better to be safe than sorry. Just saying.
Shouldn't this be in the Think Tank?
Also Sprite missed "Meet him at the door upon his arrival from work with his favourite beverage"
A fire of extremely high heat then dump the ashes in several locations in a fast moving river. Why are you looking at me like that? I read it in a book.
Red wine for Saucy, glass of milk for sprite and I'll have a Zombie please.
I like the idea of encouraging newer writers in some way but not through a Comp. Many of the talented writers here work hard at their craft and a competition should be just that. Life is a challenge, writing should be too.
Mods should not be barred, see above.
I like the idea of winners stepping aside for the next Comp. I think a lot already do this anyway.
I'm still waiting for the Canada themed Comp. What would fit better for Xmas? We do own the North Pole.
Congratulation Saucy (she was my first - verifier I mean), Wordsmith, & DarkSide as well as the top 10 and everyone who entered.
Pfft. I thought this was about Canada.
It may taste a little unusual but don't worry, it grows on you.
