I usually shower to get clean.
Hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps please. Looks like Verbal's snow is headed our way with our first snowfall threatening Hallowe'en.
I'll second Ping's Letterkenny recommendation. Scenes for the series are sometimes shot not too far from here. I know there are scenes on YouTube, not sure if full episodes are available.
Then there was this other time. I certainly wasn't eighteen anymore when I found myself in the soon to be naked company of a rather dazzling woman considerably younger than I. Feeling rather confident and quite worldly compared to this young inexperienced beauty I dropped my towel and asked "Do you know what this is little girl?"
Deadpan she replied "It looks like a penis only smaller."
Reminds me of the time I tried to pick up a lady basketball player. "What would you say to a little fuck?" I asked.
Looking down at me, she replied, "Hello little fuck."
And we forget all about our tea
Cooling cups and tangled sheets
The headboard bangs against the wall
Luscious redhead gives her all
Her little fists clenched so tight
As I take her from behind
Hours pass, the bed is a wreck
She speaks in sighs, I kiss her neck
We lay a while, satisfied
Our quiet words seemed amplified
She kissed me hard and whispered then
Please Lyf can we go again?
Actually my dick is made up of nanobots that reconfigure to the size and shape of the lady. Science is great.
Definitely not, wolverines are very aggressive and would probably give one a partial gender reassignment surgery in return.
yeahhhhhhhh, vanillllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaa.
Mostly good, one or two bad ones.
Congrats Ms sky! Wonderful contribution to the site on top of your superb writing skills!
It's all the damn research.
Not again but it was an interesting few years.
Hey all! Next rounds on me as we begin Canada's 8th long weekend, this one Thanksgiving. Had a crazy business trip this week, pretty much running on fumes after a week of about 6 hours sleep. I did manage to shutoff my laptop before midnight one night not that it helped because I was too wired to sleep. Got to spend time with my crush though.
Pineapple does not belong on pizza.
Did you know the 'pineapple on pizza' or Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek-Canadian Sam Panopoulos who immigrated to Canada at age 20 and approximately 10 years later, in 1962 the pineapple travesty began. Keep in mind Canadians also invented the Bloody Caesar, made with tomato juice and clam juice. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about Canadian cuisine. If you're still in doubt Google images of poutine.
NO NO NO
Muppet porn? Some of you are becoming truly demented.
Ping, don't worry I've always thought of you as epically disturbing.
Interestingly I purchased two cats today for a trial run of a presentation. Top Secret so I can't tell you any more.
I'd like a green tea please with wildflower honey.
Morning everyone, can I get a coffee to go please I'm late for work again.
Gill, hope your kitty is getting better.
Awwww look at that nice techgoddess lady; she already has the knife ready for the wedding cake.
nce upon a time there was a naughty little blonde girl.
