pulls taser leads from puffy Canadian winter coat Nice try. But I always did find you electrifying. ❤️

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after once more being accused of mod favoritism, I have decided not to enter this or any future comps. thanks very much for finding a way to fuck up my day. sincerely, Rachel.

Bullshit on that. And your Comp entries have been some of my all time fav stories here. I demand future Comp entries from you.

Coffee please. Plus a gummie for science. I'm in a great mood. Playfully spanks Sprite's sexy butt. Runs for the rear exit.

Beautiful and very fitting tribute. There are some amazing poets here, I expect we are going to see some amazing work.

Amos, Quebec (where I have a lifetime hotel ban lol)

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OK, so American legislators once again lead the world in jug-headed stupidity:

WBLT TV in Mississippi reports that:

A state senator in Mississippi has filed a bill entitled the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

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OK, well THAT'S going to be real popular around here.

So, as law-abiding citizens of Lush, we should prepare to make sure that NO American male fucks anyone or anything UNLESS they wanna make a baby. And I guess that means no oral sex, no anal sex – and NO MASTURBATING!

That's how they're gonna keep 'Murica PURE!

Not sure how Senator Mushmouth is gonna police that, but that's his problem.

Welcome to the Don's World of Weirdness, folks.

Anyone want a drink or six?

Probably my fault, I suggested this in a post I made about abortion, suggesting male masturbation is mass murder. Only cheeto boy and his buddies would take it seriously.

Coffee for me please.

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

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Over there points

Here? 😋

I love coffee and it has numerous health benefits as long as you don't overdo. If you're trying to give up caffeine you have to give up tea and chocolate as well. Totally not worth it.

Pangnirtung, Nunavut, Canada

Have fun Kimmi!

Coffee and two plus signs to go please.

Dawson Creek, BC, Canada

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red team currently has a score of 5. blue team currently has a score of 0. red team wins.

I question the validity of your results, given the number of SS entries the blue team is assured of a score greater than zero. 😋

Coffee for me please. Those nanaimo bars look delicious but I shall resist.

That's terrible news. Elliot was superbly talented and without question one of the best people on Lush. I don't think I ever saw anything from him, including a forum post or comment that wasn't clever, witty and kind. His poems are indeed beautiful which is exactly the right word for his work, they have a unique beauty. A sad loss of a wonderful human being and enormous talent.

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Wait - this was written in 2018? You mean the democrats in government have learned NOTHING since 2018???? Look whats just happening ALL OVER AGAIN in 2025 ......

Time of California Democrats to be dumped into the ocean.

Wildland fires and their subsequent impact have little to do with whether a state government is Dem or Republican. Suggest you read up on the Granite Mountain hotshots, 19 firefighters that tragically perished in an Arizona wildfire. GOP has been in charge in Arizona for decades but the fatalities were not the first in Arizona wildfires.

Annapolis Royal, Nova Scotia, Canada

Congrats to Ensorceled and WannabeWordsmith on the Comp and thanx for the well wishes. It must be the gummies.

Just a coffee for me. I may have had an early start...

I completely forget how the team scoring works but that's OK doesn't only Ensorceled need to know?

Congratulations to WannabeWordsmith for the first place win and to Ensorceled! Finding myself on the podium with these two gents is pretty cool, both are two of my favourite writers.

Not surprised there is a top 15, there were a LOT of outstanding stories so a big congrats to those rounding out the list and to everyone who entered. I read every story and like WannabeWordsmith had that same feeling of my chances slipping away as I read each entry. So many talented writers here!

Thanx to Lush, Jen (love your boots) the Mods/judges and everyone who read or commented on a story.

Hugs for Kimmi, life is really hard sometimes. Hang in there.

Coffee with a gummie please. For science.

As a platinum it wouldn't bother me if the colour feature was disabled. Pretty much the only reason i bought a platinum was to support the site and writers in general regardless of membership status.

Using the Alabama's court's logic it would seem that masturbation by males is a form of mass murder. Sure hope that's being enforced.

If there are 73 million abortions worldwide thank god because adding nearly 1 billion people to the planet every 10 years or so is pretty dumb given the current competition for resources and the tens of millions that die of starvation and lack of health care.

Earlton, Ontario, Canada

Coffee and cannoli please. Just working on a new business idea to take advantage of my temporary popularity.

Seeker, hope you have a great time. Kimmi: are you dug out yet?

Odessa, Ukraine

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See, y’all just threatening her with a good time.

We know. 😈

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omg, this is taking forever. can you hurry this up a little? like maybe next time just put all the entries into a hat and pick 3 at random? i can't even remember what the theme was now. it's been what, a year since you posted it?

Jen? (who is hot) Need this? Again?

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Morning, Rumpies

I got up early to take some pictures of the newly fallen snow. It’s lovely!

Enjoy today! ❤️

Nice, snowed a bit last night and looks just like that here. We actually have less snow though. Roads were really icy and I "drifted" rather than turned from the highway onto my subdivision. Probably shouldn't have been doing 60mph. Not as bad as it sounds, we get used to winter driving up here.

Kimmi: can you even buy snow shovels in KY?

Coffee please.

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Are you prepping yourself, LYFBUZ, as the announcement date approaches? Get plenty of rest, eat your veggies, manscape… whatever gets you ready!!! The 4th place winner has to report back and post pictures!

Nice Canadian boys don't need prep; they are ready to go at all times.

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is it going to be part of a cereal? I'll let myself out now.

We need a punishment wheel is this place.....

Morning everyone, coffee please.

CuriousAnnie/Piquet: sorry I missed this, a bit early in my time zone.

These are a great idea, love hearing from Lush's best writers