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Quote by Ensorceled

That strategically placed v-shaped twig is genius.

Nothing new here. It's cold, but the snow is melting a bit under a bright sun. Writing about cosmic horror in the Iowa cornfields I grew up in.

4 days left in the Bleu comp. It's really a strong one.

Coffee. No gummie, I need to focus.

That is a pretty cool snow-woman, agree on the twig. Gummies help me focus, possibly not on the right thing. smile

The real reason the orange troll is targeting Canada: Our PM kissed his girl and she liked it. It hates to be embarrassed or emasculated.

The response from >90% of Canadians:

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Oh, excellent. That’s very helpful!

I agree, Thanx Wordsmith!

At a funeral home.

What was the most interesting place you met someone you ended up having sex with?

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Still waiting for a little help…

10 inches with more to come… surprised hey, that sounds like a great title for a story!

love the umm snowfigure..😊

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But but but, suspension ... then what happens when I finish fourth.

Don't worry Annie, sprite threatens to suspend me at least once a week. I then whisper sweet nothings (actually diabolical dirty nothings) in her ear, she gets so excited and distracted she forgets all about the suspension.

Coffee please!

Sorry to hear about PJH and condolences to his loved ones and friends. Always so sad to lose a friend.

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warmer down here, but it's raining like fuck. the 40 days and 40 nights kind.

I kinda like rain and snow on a seasonal intermittent basis. I love going out in storms and downpours. You should move somewhere nicer. 😊

Seeker: I am with you on not having to shovel rain. I like shoveling snow but that packed frozen mess the snowplow leaves gets tiresome fast.

May I have a coffee with an edible Please? For science. (lol I capitalized "Please?" I think its because I use it too much in dialogue, always capitalized.)

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Morning, Rumpies wave

Ice storm hitting me tmrw/Monday. Praying power stays on or there will be a nipply Kimmi and frozen furball.

kiss Enjoy your weekend!

Get your candles ready! Hopefully the ice storm passes by.

Its a balmy -13C/8F here but sunny so I will need sunscreen before I go outside. Coffee for me please and maybe a hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps when I get back.

Kimmi is correct: fillelapine is "courgette", lyfbuz is tinhatcat on blue.

I'd like a coffee please.

Feeling lazy today, i may do some editing later but more likely i'll just start a new story.

Congrats to deviantsusie, CuriousAnnie & WannabeWordsmith for their 3 excellent winning entries!

Big shout out to Kimmi to put this together!

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Y'all feel free to bribe me to have a 1st, 2nd, 3rd, then a 7-way tie for 4th. That'll keep him outta trouble for a week.

A week may be optimistic. And Jen, you seem a little stressed. I know exactly what you need: a nice Canadian boy. 😋

Amazing number of entries, good luck everyone.

Also we should probably have a nice Canadian girl available. I think I know the perfect one.

Moose donuts! Finally. Thanx Bear.

Happy New Year all. I'll have a coffee with a splash of Amaretto.

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I'll hold you to that silly

This competition is really heating up.

On a pillow. Don't judge me. If you knew her name you'd understand. 🤣

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Jen. i mean, i love and adore all my friends here, but Jen gets top billing. (I'm obligated to say this or she'll fire me. again).

Jen is hot!

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that reminds me - i need to order that cock cage you've been asking for.

It better be 24K gold; I don't want anything that will clash with my gold lamé thong.

Coffee for me please. Its supposed to rain all weekend so I may just stay indoors and write. More likely I will stay indoors, stuff my face with Turtles and candy cane ice cream.

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i decide. smile

We should post the scores up over the bar. With the stepladder.

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Hello all.

Had a really sweet Christmas this year (after a run of bittersweet ones). Hung with daughter and grandson and Layla and had a wonderful time.

I got a super fancy Nintendo controller for Christmas and will spend the day playing No Man’s Sky. Does ANYONE here play this game? I am so taken with it.

We need some comp entries over on Stories Space! To recap:

Team Red: Annie, Carlton, Ape, Sprite

Team Blue: Verbal, Kimmie, Lyfbuzz, Bear

Did I miss anyone? Any more takers?

Average score wins. Losers have to buy a drink for the winners at Rumps and/or Inspirations. Sound fair?

Thanks for the coffee!

Xmas was great, had an unexpected visitor and things got very Merry.

Sounds fair Ensorceled.

Hope everyone is enjoying the hols. I'll just have a coffee to go, rumour has it the uptown girls didn't get everything they wanted for Xmas. Any new postcards?

Just as the clock struck midnight Bunny’s back arched, urging her sex against his mouth, wanting, needing; craving his probing fingers, his fiery tongue. Brought to the edge again and again she begged for release. Dancing ballerinas of ecstasy trembled deep in her core, cuffs at her wrists and ankles straining with metallic creak as she writhed beneath his relentless teasing. Finally she surrendered, abandoning herself to sensation. To him.

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Maybe ... just maybe ... SANTA INVENTED GPS! Those elves are pretty ahead of things, you know. (Am I starting a conspiracy theory?)

cellphones too, Blackberry owned the market initially and they are in Canada just like the North Pole. It all makes sense now.

Merry Xmas all!

We're fucked, we're all on the Naughty List. Bunny will probably have to give last year's presents back to Santa as well.

Morning Bear

I feel like I fell asleep behind the bar. Coffee with Rumchata please. I must say the postcard request seems to have paid rather nice dividends. That pumpkin pie looks delicious. Perfect for breakfast.

Where's the stepladder? Sprite's sign looks crooked again. Oh wait that's me. Let's get the ladder out anyway in case Sprite drops in.

Quote by CuriousAnnie

It's 7:30 am on Christmas Eve and I've done the fruit and veg shopping before most of the crowds. Now off to work and then on to the first family festivity, my uncle's tradition Christmas Eve shindig. Been so much fun so far, seeing Christmas through the eyes of one very excited three year old.

Merry Christmas to you all. Enjoy and remember the sunscreen, it's hot out there this time of year.

Two flash competitions, I have only just recovered from the Lush one (mind you I had two goes at it and went with my second attempt,) but I have what I think is a cool idea for the SS competition. Molly clarifying that it doesn't actually have to be about snow came as a relief as I have no experience of snow, but now I think snow is going to get a mention.

I think quite a few of us made 2 (or more) attempts at the Comp. I feel I'm in pretty good company.