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don't count yourself out yet. i just gave BC a 1 on her story.
a 1? I gave Hannah a 2, her spelling is really good.
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LYFBUZ
2 days ago
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Quote by browncoffee
Ping's GIFs are hilarious. He has such a great sense of humour, he can't ALSO win the competition. Vote for me instead.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-going-higher-.aspx
How about showing a little more leg?
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Quote by penman5248
Locozade! OMG, do Americans know about Lucozade! Next I'll be hearing you know about Weetabix and Marmite
I have a box of Weetabix in my cupboard.
As for Marmite it is a vile concoction with the appearance and consistency of used axle grease. It tastes even worse. Under no circumstances should it be consumed by humans.
Marmite was discovered when a mad drunken German, clearly off his head with drink, fell into an ancient dried out beer tank. He licked the bottom of the tank and when he didn't die he decided to sell the residue to the Brits as no one else would buy it. The German's name was Justus von Liebig which certainly provides a clue to his marketing skills. Marmite is basically made from the useless crud left over from beer making. In countries other than Britain this is referred to as "toxic industrial waste' and is disposed of by suitably trained professionals wearing haz-mat suits.
If your Brit friends offer you Marmite, politely refuse no matter what sexual favours they might promise. Its not worth it, NOTHING is worth it. Do not blame your British friends for their eagerness to poison you. They seem to have some kind of genetic mutation that allows them to actually consume this disgusting substance. I suspect it is a secret cult ritual of some kind. It is likely Marmite is a toxic substance that leaves those who consume it in a semi comatose state whereby their taste buds are fooled into thinking Marmite tastes like rainbows. It doesn't.
Buz has a point though about energy drinks, think I'll have a cold beer please. Can't hurt.
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Quote by Verbal
I've had the "insert sex scene here" problem, and I think a workaround (for me, anyway) is to make the story ABOUT the sex, as opposed to writing a story that happens to have sex scene. Write the story around the power dynamics of the sex, or sexual quirks of the characters, or interior monologues about the sex. Really focus on detail. That way the sex itself gives you a plot and a structure, so you don't fall into the "insert sex scene" cookie cutter trap.
Sensei.
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Hey Curvy! Can I buy you a beer? My days may be numbered so you may as well get while you can. I left you my collection of beer mats in my Will.
Mr Rumps Sir? Would you have any Lucozade behind the bar? Still not quite feeling myself, some might say that's a good thing.
Mr Rumps Sir? Would you have any Lucozade behind the bar? Still not quite feeling myself, some might say that's a good thing.
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Pretty much agree with what has been said above. I definitely struggle with the sex descriptions more than any other part. I don't worry too much about what people think of me, shockingly sex is rather common place. If people don't like it they don't have to read it. I think Carlos nailed it; at the end of the day a good story is a good story. In reality life has sex in it, why shouldn't stories too?
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Quote by Verbal
Hey, I forgot to check the box on the submission that says it's co-authored by sprite! Submitted too hasily this morning. So please know only half the words of this story are mine! I've never collaborated before, so I don't know how to do this! She is going to hurt me! And not in the good way!
Also, any mods out there who might be reading this, can you accept the new submission that lists her as co-author? I'd be most obliged.
Clearly I am in need of more coffee.
EDIT: Jen jumped into the fray, so the problem will be resolved shortly. I'll be hiding behind the throne.
Hey Verbal, not sure the throne is the best hiding place although it does seem possibly diabolically clever. You're can hide out at my place, Layla is of course welcome also. Don't worry I won't ever tell Sprite where you are. Not even if she promises me sexual favours. Well I won't accept her first offer. At least you'll have a chance to run. Sprite can be pretty sweet sometimes too; maybe she'll just take a piece of your shirt and a little hair for her doll collection.
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Quote by Saucymh
I've decided to join in
Better late than never, eh?
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/-jams-pickles-and-preserves-.aspx
Highly recommend Saucymh's story. Very sexy and creative.
And that avi…. * sigh *
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings to all who congregate here at Rumplations, the crown jewel of the LUSH off-ramp along the great info highway.
Curvy, many thanks for getting things going. BTW, did you come across anything yummy in the 'fridge?
Contest-wise, PhilU and Lyf have both submitted contest entries (#'s 57 & 58)which are first-rate reads. Check 'em out.
Think I'll sit out on the back porch and sip my second mug of coffee while pondering life, its consequences, and inevitabilities including but not limited to great questions such as will Tawny follows through with her vow to take the first skinny-dip of the season today in the recently cleaned dumpster hot tub. Coma and Tose wouldn't miss it for the world. Anybody wanna join us?
Thanx for the mention Rumps, much appreciated! I'd certainly recommend giving PhilU a read and Saucymh's recent entry. Both are excellent!
Looking forward to Verbal and Sprite's epic tale, should really be something from those two superlatively talented writers.
Any chance of a glass of milk? I feel like crap today.
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Quote by browncoffee
Do you watch it? I don't. I feel like the only person on earth who doesn't. I'll have coffee with you! I mean, köffee. I bought some dessicated coconut today, anyone remember that lol?!
Ohhhhh dream coffee date!!!
I don't watch GoT at all, too busy with the creative debaucherous fantasies in my head. 
