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Quote by RumpleForeskin
WARNING!

This is an official, maybe even officious, alert!

The Ping-unit appears to have been skipping his meds. Approach with caution, but only if you can't run and hide. ;)

Moorning to Tonya and Curvy. How's by you two?

Carl, you think taking a third C-bun would constitute gluttony? Anybody else need a drink and/or one of those fast vanishing buns?



With all due respect Mr Rumps, you're only noticing this about Ping now?

I'll just have an iced tea please, make one for Ping too but put Nyquil in his, for his own safety of course. Can I buy anyone else a drink?
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Quote by lilwhipp
don't get too comfy. mine, all mine


You do make a compelling argument.
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Ms Sensuous? Might we wait in hopes of an FFM? You can be in the middle.
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Quote by calx86


Leather? What's wrong with latex and zip ties


Zip ties just don't have the same aesthetic appeal and they're a bugger to get off if they're tight.

Coffee for me please and a round for all present.
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I've been enjoying the decadent pleasures of small batch ice cream and sorbetto lately, the above from a Calgary, Alberta, Canada company. Expensive as hell but worth it. In my neck of the woods this stuff is approximately double the cost of Haagen Daz. Exquisite flavour!
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Quote by lilwhipp
sipping a shot of ice cold vodka


I used to do these out of the freezer. LOL

Enjoying a coffee right now.
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I am working on a story. If it comes out how it feels in my head it just might be worth a read.
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Such a sweet gesture Hannah but don't worry, I'm most confident in the dark corners of your true desires.


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I have been in a hot air balloon, near London, Ontario, Canada

Should LYFBUZ spank elude?
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Tonya, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend. I do realize Hannah is a drink here. I do have a tendency to cross the line. I promise to play nicer.

Mr Rumps, if you could set up another beer for Tonya I'd sure appreciate it; and please put that first one on my tab.
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Quote by sprite


i could have sworn you entered...


Oh great, I'm a whore but not a very good one.
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Quote by TonyaL
I thought the site was down all day. Did not realize I could get here. Somehow I landed here by accident. I would love a Hannah please. Have a great evening everyone.


Get in line strumpet! smile

I'll have a vodka tonic with a hunk of lime please.
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Quote by Jen
Well done, wifey

Congrats to the whole top ten. We have some world class whores here, lol x



Including several who didn't enter the Comp!
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As a Canadian I will admit to eating a number of women but never a whole one.

Which reminds me, the next Comp should have a Canadian theme.
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Morning curvy! I'd like a cuppa tea please.

I'm hoping the patrons of this fine establishment will support my campaign for a Canadian theme in the next Comp.
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Quote by Green_Man
It was great fun playing with the "Notorious" competition. You folks need to check out the winner, BrownCoffee, and the runners-up in the announcement.

https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst69615_Announcing-the-Winners-of-our-Notorious-Story-Competition.aspx

Just on another note our own TonyaL was just awarded first place in the Clitorides Awards for the Best Erotic Poetry - 2018 for her poem Daddy's Little Girl.

https://clitoridesawards.org/archives/2018

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/daddys-little-girl.aspx

She did good.

I'll have a cuppa java, if you please.

Cheers, all.



Congrats Tonya!
Lush writers have their fingerprints all over these awards, go check it out!
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Morning all, coffee to go for me too. I'm currently on time for work. Hi Curvy, Hi Saucy!

LOL Did penman just start a new Game of Thrones?
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Browncoffeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Congratulations Hannah!!!
Also congratulations to everyone in the Top Ten and all those who submitted a story. It was a blast watching all the back and forth on this one. Looking at the Winner's List I find it interesting to see so many of Lush's top writers represented.
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Did you know Java was invented by a Canadian? It's surprisingly easy to write a snippet of code that links the membership database to the voting tool. I now have over 397,000 votes.
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Had some curry takeout from my fav Thai place, it was excellent.
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