Quote by william55
If you find yourself in bed with two girls, what actually happens? How do you please both? I wondered about fucking one and sucking the other one's fanny, but I would like advice as this may happen to me soon.
Quote by Liz
Oh it's on, blonde girl, you've got that right, no doubt,
Prize fight time, cameras rolling, the world heavyweight bout.
Give it up, you ain't no match for my lyrical guns,
You're just stood, lookin' pretty, busy flappin' your gums.
Don't catch a bullet Blondie, or might wind up dead,
Your duelling with the best now, there ain't no parlay with Red.
I can spin more rhymes than a merry-go-round,
I'm a hit, hot-shit, with a bangin' fresh new sound.
I'm the best, number one, top of the pile, OG,
Gonna take you to school and bend you over my knee.
You know i'm on fire, can't you feel that heat?
Every corner of town, my name is said on the street.
You're old news, miss Sprite, what once was great,
The new girl surpasses, so it was written by fate.
Gonna leave you with this, bitch, you really don't have a hope,
Every line is tight, everything is lyrically dope.
Turn around, walk away, I'll even blow you a kiss,
In the words of Hammer, girl you know you can't touch this.
Quote by JohnC
I have to admit that some of the comments I read here were as entertaining as KW's antics and incredibly inflated ego is.
No, he is not the biggest rock star on the planet. In fact when it comes to music in general, he ONLY hits a select genera and it could be debated if he is even the top of THAT one.
Also to think that POP/RAP/HIP HOP is now the dominant music of our culture is IMO not even close to being accurate. It simply depend on where YOU hang out, WHO you hang out with, and WHERE you look. The world can seem like one thing if the only thing YOU look at is a small slice of it. If you grew up in Arizona, and didn't know anything but Arizona, you might think that planet was void of any real surface water. But the truth is that the earth is MOSTLY water. That is the same with music.
Quote by NickiC
A much suffering Jets fan...Broadway Joe where are you? J.E...whatever.
Quote by Nikki703
And 9 out of 10 will say Justin Bieber is a GOD!! What does that tell you?
Anyone who claims to be the biggest anything most surely isn't!!
Quote by Ruthie
She is frustrated because she has planned a weekend to be with her husband and he decided to get his tires rotated instead. It sounds to me like he is constantly frustrating her, never letting her have her way. He's a bully, making her upset and then making fun of her. He's also an asshole for posting this video. I'm doubt that this argument started in the car. This is probably something that they'd gone over at home. He knew that she was angry with him, and he took advantage of that fact to make her look like a fool for his friends on youtube.
He want's to rotate his tires. Is rotating the tires such a necessity to his life that's he's willing to ruin his marriage over it? He takes a lot of obvious joy in her frustration and anger. She may be a spoiled brat, but he treats her like shit. If my husband posted a video like this about me, I'd be sitting in the divorce lawyer's office right now.
Quote by Magical_felix
That's right, the bitch don't bark... She whimpers and pants after I'm done with her when she says silly things like this in threads.
Get into position Dummy!
Quote by Magical_felix
Just trying to figure out the horsepower and wattage your dealing with is all. Like, if the lights flicker a bit during usage.
Quote by Nikki703
Sometimes if the guy has cum 2 or 3 times already, it is really hard to feel him ejaculate. So I guess it would be easy for him to fake it.
But as already said, WHY? I could never understand why anyone would fake it. If a guy can't make me cum, I will tell him (politely of course) so we can figure out why and fix it!!
Quote by Barry007
Your a dumbass, a man CANNOT fake it, he either cums or doesnt.
Quote by PersonalAssistant
Something a few of you under 30 year olds should understand is that almost everyone goes into marriage with similar "ideals" .... never have I heard anyone say "yeah, I'll likely cheat on my spouse cuz we've grown apart" .... or "I'm expecting to divorce" ... yet, over 50% of marriages end in divorce ...... and a surprising amount of still married folks either live in a sexless/roommate marriage or someone (another shocker!) more likely the wife than the husband, will cheat.
Folks - that is reality.
Quote by sprite
so, to sum it up...
Oprah's bad for having too much money. Oprah's bad for giving people extravagant gifts. Oprah's bad cause she doesn't earn her money. Oprah's bad cause she wants people to see her movie. Oprah's bad for expecting customer service. Oprah's bad for wanting to see a purse she liked. Oprah's bad cause someone didn't want to show her the purse. Oprah's bad cause she's on tv. Oprah's bad cause at one time she didn't have any money. Oprah's bad cause fill in the blank. ok, we get it. Oprah's bad because she gives an average of 40 million dollars to charitable orginizations a year (look it up - it may even be more). Oprah's bad cause ______.
there we go. nice and tidy.
