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LadyX
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 35
0 miles · Dallas

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I'm similar to Nikki on this. If it got back to me that somebody called me a hot piece of ass, I'd be somewhere between indifferent and flattered (depending on who it was). But if they said it directly to me, I'd return vicious fire.

hmm...now I feel bad about the fact that I regularly refer to hot guys as "a hot piece". In my defense, I never say it to them.
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It's not that it is a story killer by any means. I've read stories on other sites by authors who have been able to pull it off. It is more difficult and only so many ways you can write condom wrapping before blah...boring.

I wrap it myself in my own life, but writing around it in a story is something I don't necessarily want to spend time on, especially to make it sound good enough to my ears.


Agreed that it's not easy- as I said, it's quite the feat to do it well. If something takes on an autobiographical tone especially, their use is often in keeping with the story. I think the best route to take is often to totally omit the whole "open the trojan plastic" sequence, though. As you said, only so many euphemisms for sex packets.
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There's also a suspension of belief in regards to this stories as well. Writing about condoms in-story isn't as sexy and can be written in a somewhat clunky manner.

For me, my stories are fiction, therefore, all characters live in a fictional world where STDs don't exist.



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That said, unless you know the REALLY fucking trust the girl or guy or have gotten tested before hand, wrap that ish up.

Wrap it, less you wanna lose it.


I usually lean this way. Though a real feat is to have the hyperrealism of using protection woven seamlessly within the story. I'll never be part of the camp that criticizes a story for including bareback sex, but so long as the whole narrative doesn't stop down in order for the guy to awkwardly unfurl a rubber onto his johnson, I don't think safe sex is a story-killer.
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How about things we DON'T do? Like don't post on fuck/suck/whatever threads or any other thread that prompts a sexual situation concerning another member? How about not flirting with every other member with a sexy AVATAR? Not posting sexually explicit comments/pictures on other people's pages. Not making sexual comments on other members' gallery pictures. And there are many other things you can NOT do, that show your LUSH CRUSH they are special as well... it isn't always what you DO that matters, but often times what you DON'T do.

Just tossing that out there........


Strong subpost there. smile
I spent the last hour Dutch-ovening my farts, trying to trap some vibration for my clit. So far, no dice. sad


Best thread in a while!
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Oh come now. I think all you ladies would fart on your own clits if you could.


Damn. Cold busted.
I've never met another woman that said "you know...he's great looking, has a great personality...but I wish he weren't so financially secure and that he had less disposable income."

It's always going to help if you're moneyed, that's for sure. Since I grew up and found myself in a position where I had to provide for myself or find help doing so, I've put somewhat of a premium on that in men, to be honest about it, and about myself.

And then I met a dude who didn't have any money at all, and didn't make much, either. I'm married to him now. smile So there's bias, and the things we say we want. And separate from, and despite, all of that, life and love just happen sometimes.
To me, that phrase (my body betrayed me) means that I'm smart enough to know better, but based on a number of factors I surrender to my urges regardless. It's not exactly literal, since your body willfully allows nothing that your mind hasn't determined for it, but it seems to fit.
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That's OK. I just figured Id be better at that than I am at picking winners!! HAHA


I was arguing for an orgy though biggrin unless you're not involved. Screw (these picks).
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Is that slang for Orgy?


No Nikki, No Orgy. Just thought I'd lay down that requirement before anyone gets carried away.
Which dude was Floyd? Why did they call him 'Pink Floyd'? Were they being cruel about a portwine stain?
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Ok, what do I need to do to become a true hip hopper then? Show me the way dear Sprite. I already bought a golden chain, I'm practicing my 'Yo!', and painted my car pink (I can't afford a gold-plated Lamborghini). What else?

I don't want to overdo it and end up looking like a pimp...


Making shallow caricature of unfamiliar culture is hilarious.
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brings a whole nother meaning to "fanny packs" right? smile


I had my fanny packed last night as a matter of fact.
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psst - it's those english people again - fanny = pussy.


oh...my bad. That's hilarious.