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Lillyart14
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 37
United Kingdom
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A couple of beers to get me 'buzzed' is fine. But anything more than that and everything starts to suffer. I don't really like drunken sex anyway, all that fumbling about leads to no decent memories...
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Internet porn for me 90% of the time. Otherwise its either erotic stories or my own imagination.
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I haven't, but its on my bucket list. I'm not taking about a quick blowjob for £30 behind a pub but going to somewhere like Vegas or Amsterdam and going to the really up-market ones. The ones with the girls in the windows and the whole thing costs several thousand pounds.
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I have loads...
The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Con-Air (Nicholas Cage wins 'worst accent' award but still gripping)
Trainspotting
Any Transporter film
Any Fast & Furious film
Any Rush Hour film
Happy Gilmore (Usually one of my first questions I ask on a date if they like Adam Sandler. Have been known to stop dating someone purely because they didn't like him)
Gangs of New York
Armageddon
Any DieHard film
Probably loads I've missed out on. Haven't been to a Cinema since Ted came out though...
The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Con-Air (Nicholas Cage wins 'worst accent' award but still gripping)
Trainspotting
Any Transporter film
Any Fast & Furious film
Any Rush Hour film
Happy Gilmore (Usually one of my first questions I ask on a date if they like Adam Sandler. Have been known to stop dating someone purely because they didn't like him)
Gangs of New York
Armageddon
Any DieHard film
Probably loads I've missed out on. Haven't been to a Cinema since Ted came out though...
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There's things i will and will not do with my own cum. Plenty of times I've masturbated and ended up with a little bit on my hand or finger, so I'll just happily lick that off. Also, after having a blow job (either during or after orgasm) I'll again happily give the girl a nice kiss, most of the time I'm the one who wants the kiss. But only if they've swallowed or spat it out.
basically, if its a little bit or i can just about taste it, that's fine. But my whole or most of my ejaculate? No thanks. So no creampies...
basically, if its a little bit or i can just about taste it, that's fine. But my whole or most of my ejaculate? No thanks. So no creampies...
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Called 'Daddy'? Nope, don't like it at all. I don't mind being called 'Sir' however.
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Nobody has an attractive sex-face. You all look like your trying to catch flies in your mouth.
watching one of your own 'home movies' will result in one of the following: 'We are NOT doing that again', 'I need to go back to the gym' or 'the lighting makes me look fat'.
watching one of your own 'home movies' will result in one of the following: 'We are NOT doing that again', 'I need to go back to the gym' or 'the lighting makes me look fat'.
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I have an Xbox One and play Battlefield 4 and Hardline, fifa 15 and Titanfall.
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1) Untold wealth (money is my happiness)
2) To fully understand the complexities of the female brain (even i reckon that's a tall ask)
3) To bring my dad back (he passed away two months ago and i miss him very much)
2) To fully understand the complexities of the female brain (even i reckon that's a tall ask)
3) To bring my dad back (he passed away two months ago and i miss him very much)
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A couple of strong coffees in the morning. Water, energy drinks or fruit juice in the afternoon, either Stella or Jack Daniels in the evening. Cheers 
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My biggest flaw? Difficult to choose between confidence and ambition. Confidence because I can be very shy and turn into a mumbling, bumbling idiot around cute girls. But that does start to go away once i feel a mutual attraction. Ambition because I've had several chances in life to do the things everyone has on their 'life goals' and sometimes put them off for no reason other than I'm scared of it not working out.
i need to grab life by the balls, so to speak...
i need to grab life by the balls, so to speak...
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Never lied, no point. Been 6ft since late-teens and still 6ft now.
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Yes. Had one ex several times in the local village hall car park and another ex in a lay-by next to a café. Everytime we drove past it afterwards she used to laugh at what we got up to.
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Buy my dream cars: Pagani Zonda and Toyota Supra.
Take a 12 month holiday, going into all the best places in America.
Set-up my own car garage.
Buy a couple of small properties in Central London and rent them out (gotta make more money!).
Buy a log-cabin in Canada and spent the winter months looking for wolves, bears and whatever else lives up there.
Take a 12 month holiday, going into all the best places in America.
Set-up my own car garage.
Buy a couple of small properties in Central London and rent them out (gotta make more money!).
Buy a log-cabin in Canada and spent the winter months looking for wolves, bears and whatever else lives up there.
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In the bedroom, matching bra and thong. Or normal knickers and one of my football shirts.
outside the bedroom, a nice, tight pair of jeans or trousers so i get a nice look at what their bum looks like. Simple shoes or trainers, nice smart top.
outside the bedroom, a nice, tight pair of jeans or trousers so i get a nice look at what their bum looks like. Simple shoes or trainers, nice smart top.
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Yes, all the time. Clothes in bed get me all ruffled up. For some strange reason i get a little kick out of sleeping in hotel beds (something i do alot, work stuff) naked. Probably knowing that whoever has to change the sheets once i've checked out will inadvertently touch them.
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Never had anyone older strangely.
youngest was 7 years. Me 27, her 20.
youngest was 7 years. Me 27, her 20.