Part 2: Beastmen exist. Not only do they exist, but they are imposing. He sat alone and watched me for a few nights. I wanted to talk to him, but he was intimidating. I finally worked up the nerve to say hello, and it came out “you’re pretty”. I ran. I felt like a fool. He probably thought I was an idiot. Maybe I was an idiot. I was a goblin trying to talk to a god. Yeah, I was an idiot. The whore goblin slut that was not...

Prologue: Well, shit. I suppose I deserved this, but it doesn’t mean I have to like it. I suppose that’s why it’s called punishment though - you’re not supposed to enjoy it. Then again, I find this a bit amusing. Why would I find being punished something so unlikeable and yet be amused by it? Simple: I’m a chaos gremlin. What’s a chaos gremlin? So glad you asked! Chaos gremlins are similar to Brats, but we don’t get fun o...