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Liz

Over 90 days ago

Lesbian Female, 31

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5 Nov 2014

Actor Benedict Cumberbatch's engagement to girlfriend Sophie Hunter has been announced with a notice in The Times newspaper.

The small notice appeared under "forthcoming marriages" on page 57 of Wednesday's publication.

The Sherlock star and theatre director have kept their relationship away from the glare of the media. The couple have largely avoided being pictured together. They were first seen publicly in June at the French Open.

Cumberbatch, 38, has been Oscar-tipped for his portrayal of Alan Turing in The Imitation Game.

Hunter has also appeared as an actress on stage and screen, including Midsomer Murders, Torchwood and Vanity Fair.

Quote by Sprite
Nooooooooooooooooo!

Yep. Sorry, Sprite. smile

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5 Nov 2014

There are a few like this. These don't work in the forum either -> smile

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You could also have right-clicked the smiley, copied the image URL and pasted it between IMG tags.

5 Nov 2014

Quote by KatieElizabeth
I have definitely written and posted 10 stories. None are hidden and you can count all 10 on my profile. Yet my profile info says it's only 8. A bug?

Could be a weekly script that runs and updates the stats? Perhaps your most recent two haven't been accounted for yet.

dontknow

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Might be worth dropping it on a PM to Gav. You never know, it might even be worthy of a Bug Slayer badge. smile

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5 Nov 2014

Don't you want a leopard-print thong or some furry nipple clamps?

4 Nov 2014

Quote by sprite
But I really AM a ninja assassin!

Ninja assassins don't use marshmallows.

4 Nov 2014

Welcome to Lush

3 Nov 2014

Say hi.

3 Nov 2014

I don't think 'collaboration' is a story category. A filter, maybe, but not a category.

Husband: "What do you fancy reading tonight, honey? How about anal?"

Wife: "Nah."

Husband: "Okay... how about a lesbian one?"

Wife: "Oh, Gerald, what is it with you and lesbians?"

Husband: "I dunno. I just like 'em."

Wife: "No. I fancy reading a really hot collaboration story."

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I wouldn't mind seeing a historical category though, I think that could be fun.

1 Nov 2014

This thread kind of feels like someone moaning about her boyfriend to her pals whilst he's sat at the same table. I take it we are talking about another Lush member here? Can't say I approve of airing this publicly where he can read through it. It's a bit Jeremy Kyle for me.

23 Oct 2014

http://www.google.com/inbox/

The new app from the team isn't technically just an email app, at least if you ask them. It's called "Inbox," and it's being released as an invite-only system that works on the Chrome browser, Android phones, and iPhones. It feels completely native and fast on all of those systems. But it's a native and fast app that does something 10 degrees away from what you'd expect an email app to do. My first impression of Inbox is that it's really great, but a little weird.

The basic idea is this: it's still a app, but instead of giving you the traditional list of emails, it tries to intelligently give you more information so you don't have to even open them. Google Now-style info cards appear right in line with your message list, including things like flight times, package tracking, and photos.

It also tries to intelligently "bundle" emails into groups that you can quickly dismiss. So instead of having those annoying category tabs in , you have all your promotions and whatnot collapsed down into a single line in your Inbox. You can drill in and "pin" the ones you want to save and then dismiss the rest. Google is also applying its algorithms to automatically parse out things like phone numbers and addresses when you need them.

- The Verge

21 Oct 2014

Quote by Dani
Maple bacon donut and milk. Judge me.

What in the name of Satan's sausage is a maple bacon donut?

(And where can I buy one?)

20 Oct 2014

Quote by WSCLG

Why, Liz - I'm surprised you don't know this. He ate them, of course. Just like he did ......

Peter Piper must be Italian. smile

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

20 Oct 2014

Quote by stephanie

Me: "COCO MISSES ME!"

Nicola: "YES but her aim's getting better..."

This made me giggle. smile

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20 Oct 2014

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

19 Oct 2014

Nope, but this article made me laugh:

I took female viagra for a week

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14 Oct 2014

It really depends what I'm in the mood for.

(And I know I'm going to end up leaving some people out, so sorry about that.)

Raunchy and filthy: Dancing_Doll
Clever and twisty: Magical_Felix
Painfully honest and heartfelt: Sprite
Erotica noir: Frank_Lee
Soulful and poetic: AvrgBlkGrl
Smooth as silk: Lisa

There are others, but it's only 9am and I've not had a coffee yet. coffee

coffee

14 Oct 2014

Happy Birthday, Del! smile

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Hope you had an awesome day with loads of fun stuff. Hugs

Hugs

L x

13 Oct 2014

Quote by Chrissy123
Quick question-- on the homepage some stories are highlighted in yellow and some are not. Does that mean something? Just curious.

Means they were written by Gold Members.

13 Oct 2014

Fire.

11 Oct 2014

Happy birthday, Steve! smile

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Hope you have a fun day with lots of drinks, and laughter, and lacy lingerie.

Big Hugs

Big Hugs

Love,

Liz and GT xx

7 Oct 2014

Quote by stephanie

Me: "THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT WRITING AND NOW IT'S ABOUT CAKES!!!!!!£

I regret nothing.

3 Oct 2014

Safe words are obviously used to communicate with your partner when approaching a physical or emotional boundary. Either as a signal to reduce the intensity of a scene, or bring it to a stop altogether.

If you utilise a prop which makes this impossible, for example a ball gag, how do you ensure that you are keeping the BDSM-play safe?

3 Oct 2014

Quote by simplyjohn

But thats such an acquired taste .. so is marmite.

I admit I'm not an expert on the male sausage, but I know a thing or two about Marmite.

You either love it or you hate it. If she loves it, all he needs to do is stick his todger in a jar of the stuff and offer her breakfast in bed.

(Lush Stories assumes no responsibility or liability for any inaccurate or inappropriate advice given by its members.)

3 Oct 2014

Marmite.

30 Sep 2014

Microwave popcorn.

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happy1

29 Sep 2014

Who choses the name 'Flann' as a nom de plume?

Isn't that some kind of sponge cake?

29 Sep 2014

Happy birthday, Ben!

Pour Wine

Pour Wine

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Apart from being generally awesome, he's also a connoisseur of deliciously naughty GIFs. I approve.

Hope you had a great day.

Love,

Liz x

26 Sep 2014

Quote by adagio_sabadicus
I can write crap as well as the 'best crapper' can and have pails of shredded paper to prove it. When I think my writing has reached the 'level of crap'...I sit deep six it.

What?

25 Sep 2014

She got da boo-tay.

Also, I like her feisty attitude.

25 Sep 2014

She's a gorgeous, sassy thing. love3

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