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Quote by Callisto

The vocalist badge has nothing to do with the Omnium badge. As long as you have a story in every category, you should be fine.

The Audio Stories section isn't it's own category, so it's not considered as part of the requirements needed for the Omnium badge. smile


You're quite right, wasn't thinking.

Thanks, Callisto.
Quote by clum
No. Example: Banes1.


Wouldn't the new vocalist badge now be a requirement?

Edit: I've asked Gav to clarify.
I really like mint choc-chip if anyone is interested. smile


Killer blow job: Sexpert says her technique is so good it can kill you

A woman claims her fellatio technique is so effective that men have died mid-blow job.

Sexpert Auntie Angel, AKA Denise Walker, told VICE her unique blow job move – dubbed the ‘Death Technique’ – has caused ‘massive heart attacks’ in men.

In a video on her YouTube channel, Angel, 43, explains her signature method, which involves a warm grapefruit with a hole in it and a bizarre, hoover-like noise.

The former mechanic, who revealed she got the idea when experimenting with fruit on a former boyfriend, said: ‘I have had women who have given their men my blowjobs and the men have passed away.’

As for the hoover noise – described by one YouTube user as ‘a vacuum cleaner dealing with a very thick carpet’ – Angel said she ‘wanted to do something that was so out-of-the-box that he would never forget you until the day he died.’

Chicago-based Angel has reportedly taught over 50,000 people in the last 10 years at her sex classes.

‘My advice for women is to become a beast,’ she said, but warned:

‘You suck at your own risk!’
Quote by LaCoquette

The Freak Brothers -
1960"s counter-culture (1969 to Present?)
Written by Gilbert Shelton (same genre as Fritz the cat, R. Crumb, etc.)
Story of three druggies (Franklin, Phineous & Fat Freddy) and their cat,
essentially tales on how to score dope, avoid getting burned and/or busted,
get laid and get high. Not as adolescent as it sounds. Very, very funny.
Good Artwork. Also, see "Fat Freddy's Cat"


The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers smile



I downloaded digital copies of these a while ago. Very funny stuff.
Quote by asklan

Because, I didn't get people to back me up. So, you started backing up the mods, but, for what?

Have I said anything bad for the mod?
No, I haven’t
Did I abuse the mod?
No I didn’t

I just posted a thread to get a little info because I thought may be the other styles were admissible as well. I didn't post the thread to read off topic praises about mods. If you wanted to post the off topic, you could have just started a new thread. Or, is that against the rule book?

Is this the another rule that the one who has started the thread, should not control it, and that people will only post in the praise of mods, even if it is not the requirement of the thread. Is that?

If I have posted something about the mods I am sure I would have got banned and deleted.

And, here you have evidently HIJACKED the thread that I have started (no, I am not suspecting cause it is clearly seen), and you have changed its original subject into your own so called wide discussion, moreover, you are MOCKING me and BULLING me. When I tried of preventing the forced changing of the subject of my thread, you have started suspecting and accusing me of your perceived intentions of my post. Is there any place, I can make complain? Or you can just bully me, because you are a MOD, yet another RULE, I guess.

Since from the start, you are misleading the people and posting things off topic, in the praise of mods, and absolutely, for no reason. (You were doing it knowingly and deliberately on purpose.)
I gave a little credit to the writers and the authors, and you have felt a deep intense STING in your ***
(Very accommodating, helpful and understanding)

You are a Mod and it is your duty to see that people don't hijack and post off topic in other people's thread. And, here, you are yourself posting off topic in other people's thread, misleading and provoking them, instead.

I get it and I am agree with it that mod volunteer their time, but it doesn't mean that you go on posting off topic praises in dedication of mods, in every other thread that you see, even when if it is not the needed and nor its the requirement of the thread.

If you got itch so bad, for posting off topic things in the praise of mods, you could have scratched it, just by starting a new thread. Why hijacked mine?

You have violated the basic internet etiquette and you should be apologizing me, for hijacking and posting off topic into my thread, but, instead, you are bulling me and mocking me.

Stop posting off topic under other people's thread!


Time to switch to decaf, buddy.
Quote by stephanie

My friends Danni and Stu (The Bloke from The Cure) have invited me for the W/E so as I can walk around their Wicklow garden with their baby daughter, (Sky Lonsdale-Ross) who is one year old.

Who needs drugs!?

xx SF


Apparently, not a drummer smile



All joking aside, that sounds really nice. Hope you have a lovely time.

L x
Quote by stephanie

(Just so as we know life isn't perfect, I got home from hospital today and OVERCOOKED, (BURNED) my Piri-Piri Chicken Drumsticks...

Liz: "Aren't you a Chef?"

Me: "Aren't YOU A BITCH!"


I've just finished baking fairy cakes with buttercream fillings. If you were here, I'd let you have the biggest one.

Steph: "You calling me a fairy?"

Me: "Jesus..."

L xx
Quote by WellMadeMale
Sex and hygiene tips from this woman?


How do you find this stuff? lol
I quite like Ajay Devgan. I saw him in 'Singham' last year and thought it was good fun smile
Quote by clum
As my forum signature says, every day is a school day, especially here on Lush.

Thank you, Lizzy, for these insightful facts.

"The distillate of love." Might use that.


I liked that, too. smile


1. That spark or jolt up your spine that you sometimes feel when aroused is the pudendal nerve, which connects the penis/clitoris to the brain.

2. The two body parts primarily involved in orgasms, the penis and clitoris, are homologous, meaning they both originate from the same tissue in the developing embryo.

3. Men’s orgasms stimulate the same area of the brain as heroin does in an addict’s brain.

4. A “blended” orgasm is an orgasm that occurs when two or three regions of the genital area have been stimulated, creating an additive effect.

5. Multiple orgasms are most commonly associated with women, but there’s documented reports of men experiencing this phenomenon as early as 2968 B.C.

6. Anorgasmia, literally meaning “lack of orgasm” is a condition where where a person cannot achieve orgasm, and can affect both men and women.

7. According to Planned Parenthood, 30% of women have had trouble reaching an orgasm. As many as 80% have difficulty reaching orgasm through vaginal intercourse.

8. Orgasms do not stop at a certain age. Some people can experience orgasms past the age of 90.

9. Men typically require 2–10 minutes to reach orgasm.

10. Women typically require 20 minutes of stimulation to reach orgasm.

11. But some women can achieve orgasm within 30 seconds of self-stimulation.

12. The orgasm gap refers to the difference between the percentage of men that report their female partner had an orgasm (85%) and the percentage of their female partners reporting actually having orgasms (64%).

13. Some women orgasm during childbirth.

14. People have reported orgasming from simply thinking about orgasming.

15. People who have had sex reassignment surgery can and do have stimulated orgasms.

16. The reason that sometimes a person looks like they’re in pain when they’re orgasming is because two of the brain regions that are activated by pain are also activated during orgasm.

17. Orgasms can relieve pain, but only for about 8-10 mins afterwards.

18. When a woman gets wet, that’s the process of transudation during which vaginal lubricant comes from the blood capillaries and coats the vaginal canal.

19. Women who feel less secure in their relationship are less likely to orgasm.

20. The first written mention of female ejaculation is by Aristotle.

21. Orgasms can be produced in women and men with spinal cord injuries by a loved one caressing hypersensitive nongenital skin zones near the site of their injury.

22. Male ejaculation and orgasm don’t necessarily require an erection.

23. Ancient Egyptians believed that the god Atum created the world through masturbating and that the Tigris River was formed by the semen of a god.

24. Medieval writers called pre-ejaculate “the distillate of love.”

25. While orgasms are felt in the brain, the orgasmic process involves virtually every body system.

26. People have been using sex toys to orgasm for several hundred years.

27. An orgasm burns just 2–3 calories, though a person can burn around 50 calories in the activity leading up to the orgasm.

28. Former Vice President of the U.S., Nelson A Rockefeller died of a heart attack during sex with a much younger woman in a hotel room.

29. May is National Masturbation Month.

30. And to encourage people to talk about masturbation in a positive, non-shame-based way, the San Francisco Center For Sex And Culture holds a Masturbate-A-Thon each year.

31. Clitoral hood piercings don’t have any negative impact on orgasm.

32. Circumcision does not affect a man’s ability to achieve orgasm (but a partner with foreskin may experience increased duration).

33. At the moment of orgasm, certain areas of the brain shut down, including the area that process fear and “vigilance for danger.”

34. Approximately 15%–20% of American women have never had an orgasm.

35. Sexual health experts encourage using the term “experience” instead of “achieve” to describe having an orgasm because the word achieve may put pressure on sexual partners.
Quote by Roquleaure
I would like to see more contests.
I would like to see also an even amount of paying member and non-paying member winning those types of contests to.


Edit: What Clum said below.
I love that people kept uploading clips of the game to Pornhub. But did they put them under "gangbang" or "amateurs"?



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(Cue joke about always having a towel with you...)
Brazil are 5-0 down to Germany at the moment.
Quote by VanirSidhe999
Summary execution would be a good improvement or feature to add. If one can't express themselves in the forums or chat rooms without being able to handle their emotions responsibly, reverting to their lower nature by denigrating and insulting others, then a quick beheading might be appropriate. It's all right to disagree, it is just ridiculous when a (supposedly) adult human being degenerates to playground behavior, calling other people names, just because they don't like and cannot handle someone else's thoughts or opinions. Addressing that issue is merely a matter of finding a good headsman. Or headswoman. Or headsperson.


Nicola and Gav have enough to read through on this thread without people trying to be funny.

Serious suggestions only please.
Quote by Roquleaure

The question was ask "Which improvement or features would you like to see added?" I do believe this question is too open ended and not truly base to a certain area to this site so this feedback for improvement should be looked at. This would be an improvement to the interaction between story mods and the writers.

I understand the site only wants the best for people to read or stories to be posted on here and yes there are other sites with relax rules for posting. Just that if the site wants the best then the writers should expect the best feedback also. If this is a touchy subject then I am sorry for the ones who thinks so. I will take it as my posting on here as noted and let it go after this. I did not want to start an argument over the subject with others just giving my input for improvement to the site and the people that are on here.

I will remind the story mods not all are bad story mods just there are some in the ranks that are and could cause a person such as my friend to quit this site and to write. This also might explain one reason of a high turn over rate on the site too not sure just a thought on that.


Every story moderator on this site has earned their place on the team. They know what the job entails and they do it well.

If you have a specific issue, take it through the proper channels. This is not the place for it.
Quote by daddysweetheart
additional forum avatars please?


What do you mean by 'additional forum avatars'?

You can change your user avatar and forum signature anytime you want through the settings menu.
Apparently they are looking into the possibility of extending his sentence now.

Under current UK law, you can only be sentenced based on what the punishment would have been at the time the crimes were committed. Because these assaults happened so long ago, the more lenient jail-time guidelines of the past had to be used.

The sentences broken down are:

Count 1: Assaulting an autograph-hunter, who was aged seven or eight, in the late 1960s - Nine months
Count 2: Assaulting a teenage waitress in the 1970s - Six months
Count 3: Assaulting a childhood friend of Harris's daughter between the ages of 13 and 19 - 15 months
Count 4: Same victim as count 3 - 15 months
Count 5: Same victim as count 3 - 15 months
Count 6: Same victim as count 3 - 12 months
Count 7: Same victim as count 3 - 15 months
Count 8: Same victim as count 3 - 12 months
Count 9: Same victim as count 3 - 12 months
Count 10: Assaulting Australian woman Tonya Lee, who was 15, in 1986 - Nine months
Count 11: Same victim as count 10 - Nine months
Count 12: Same victim as count 10 - 12 months

Some of the sentences will be served at the same time, making a total of five years and nine months.

As far as I'm concerned they should lock him up for good.
Quote by scoregasm6923
I have just tonight had this problem that every time I log it it randomly logs me off in a minute or two. I've had other issues with Lush but never like this


Hi.

Are you on a PC or mobile device?
What browser are you using?
Have you tried another browser to see if it continues to happen?
Have you tried clearing down your cookies and browser cache?
Is it always the same amount of time before you are logged out, or does it differ each time?

Thanks
How to deal with unruly characters

Me: "For Christ's sake! Stop fucking around and just do what I write. Do we have to go through this shit every goddamn time?!"

Character 1: "Up yours, ginger-nut. I do what I want."

Me: "Oh yeah?"

Character 1: "Yeah! Him, too."

Character 2: "Who, me? Hell no, I do whatever she wants. No problems here, miss."

Character 1: "Fucking grow a pair, would you? What's she gonna do?"

Me: "I'm gonna make you impotent."

Character 1: "See? She's gonna make me WHAT?!"

Me: "Don't fucking try me, shit-bird. I have the keyboard, so I make the rules."

Character 2: "See?"

Character 1: "You the boss, ma'am. Yes sir-eee bob, no argument here."

Me: "You just remember that... bitch."


Rolf Harris has been jailed for a total of five years and nine months for 12 indecent assaults against four girls - including one aged just seven or eight.

Harris, 84, who was found guilty of offences that took place between 1968 and 1986, was told by the judge he had "no-one to blame but himself".

Mr Justice Sweeney said Harris had taken advantage of the trust placed in him because of his celebrity status.

He said the TV entertainer's reputation now "lies in ruins".

Harris was found guilty of indecently assaulting four girls - one who was just seven or eight and was groped when she asked for his autograph, and another two who fell prey as young teenagers.

The judge said the age gap between Harris and each of his victims had been "a very considerable one" and that he "clearly got a thrill from committing some of these offences".

Source: BBC