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(Cue joke about always having a towel with you...)
How to deal with unruly characters
Me: "For Christ's sake! Stop fucking around and just do what I write. Do we have to go through this shit every goddamn time?!"
Character 1: "Up yours, ginger-nut. I do what I want."
Me: "Oh yeah?"
Character 1: "Yeah! Him, too."
Character 2: "Who, me? Hell no, I do whatever she wants. No problems here, miss."
Character 1: "Fucking grow a pair, would you? What's she gonna do?"
Me: "I'm gonna make you impotent."
Character 1: "See? She's gonna make me WHAT?!"
Me: "Don't fucking try me, shit-bird. I have the keyboard, so I make the rules."
Character 2: "See?"
Character 1: "You the boss, ma'am. Yes sir-eee bob, no argument here."
Me: "You just remember that... bitch."