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Quote by BiMale73

Sure, but if he's still considered to be in the chat room he should be able to get back in of course. Ohterwise it's a bug and you could have a crowded room full of people who can't get in


When you navigate out of a chatroom to another page on the site, you leave the chatroom. That's how it's set up.

Perhaps it was programmed this way because not everyone uses the little exit feature. If it kept you logged in, the rooms would quickly fill to capacity with redundant sessions.
Quote by Plunger
Often in a chat room I see someone interesting, but when I move to her bio I can't get back to the chat room. And even though it shows me in the room if the are at a maximum occupancy I am still unable to get back , very frustration!


Why don't you open their profile in a new browser tab and stay in the chatroom?
Looks like he deleted his account sometime in the last week.
For the security-minded, how about an option to enable two-factor authentication for login?

There are some existing apps which it could probably be integrated into, e.g. Authy.

https://www.authy.com
Quote by Possibly
Okay, I might be reaching, but here goes. Would it be possible to see the percentage of votes to views and the percentage of comments to views? I think that these percentages tell a story.

“What story,” you might ask. Here it is...Based upon my setting ‘only members can vote on my stories’, here’s my take. Views alone are great; however, I want to know the percentage of individuals moved enough to vote and comment on the story or poem.

Here’s an example.

My story Brown has 13,618 views with 81 votes. Now the numbers sound great; however, when I examine the percentage of people who viewed it against those moved to vote, it tells a different picture. .59% of people felt moved enough to vote. (Not so pretty.)

Here’s another example.

My poem Daily Head - A Sonnet has 1200 views with 90 votes. This yields a vote to view percentage of 7.5%. My poem moved more people to vote than my story.

Thanks for the consideration.


I don't think you're ever going to get any sort of meaningful statistic like this. To do so, you'd have to filter your story views to just those by Lush members. Not sure that would be possible.

Some of those 'views' are likely to be search engines crawling the site, or other such automated bots. You also have to consider that a huge chunk of this site's web traffic is through the mobile version of the site.

Would these figures really be representative? I don't think so.

Quote by stephanie

Darned bedroom mirrors...

xx SF

(And put some fucking clothes on, Missy!)


Speak to GT. It's her fault.
Quote by clum

I've read the rest of the thread now, but when I read this I was like, "What the fuck is she talking about?"

True story.


Shuddup, you.

I got distracted by boobs.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NICOLA!





(I can't work out all these timezones so screw it. Close enough.)

You're super awesome, Nicola. I hope you have a wonderful, fun-filled birthday!

Best wishes,

Liz x
Quote by Callisto

The vocalist badge has nothing to do with the Omnium badge. As long as you have a story in every category, you should be fine.

The Audio Stories section isn't it's own category, so it's not considered as part of the requirements needed for the Omnium badge. smile


You're quite right, wasn't thinking.

Thanks, Callisto.
Quote by clum
No. Example: Banes1.


Wouldn't the new vocalist badge now be a requirement?

Edit: I've asked Gav to clarify.
I really like mint choc-chip if anyone is interested. smile


Killer blow job: Sexpert says her technique is so good it can kill you

A woman claims her fellatio technique is so effective that men have died mid-blow job.

Sexpert Auntie Angel, AKA Denise Walker, told VICE her unique blow job move – dubbed the ‘Death Technique’ – has caused ‘massive heart attacks’ in men.

In a video on her YouTube channel, Angel, 43, explains her signature method, which involves a warm grapefruit with a hole in it and a bizarre, hoover-like noise.

The former mechanic, who revealed she got the idea when experimenting with fruit on a former boyfriend, said: ‘I have had women who have given their men my blowjobs and the men have passed away.’

As for the hoover noise – described by one YouTube user as ‘a vacuum cleaner dealing with a very thick carpet’ – Angel said she ‘wanted to do something that was so out-of-the-box that he would never forget you until the day he died.’

Chicago-based Angel has reportedly taught over 50,000 people in the last 10 years at her sex classes.

‘My advice for women is to become a beast,’ she said, but warned:

‘You suck at your own risk!’
Quote by LaCoquette

The Freak Brothers -
1960"s counter-culture (1969 to Present?)
Written by Gilbert Shelton (same genre as Fritz the cat, R. Crumb, etc.)
Story of three druggies (Franklin, Phineous & Fat Freddy) and their cat,
essentially tales on how to score dope, avoid getting burned and/or busted,
get laid and get high. Not as adolescent as it sounds. Very, very funny.
Good Artwork. Also, see "Fat Freddy's Cat"


The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers smile



I downloaded digital copies of these a while ago. Very funny stuff.
Quote by asklan

Because, I didn't get people to back me up. So, you started backing up the mods, but, for what?

Have I said anything bad for the mod?
No, I haven’t
Did I abuse the mod?
No I didn’t

I just posted a thread to get a little info because I thought may be the other styles were admissible as well. I didn't post the thread to read off topic praises about mods. If you wanted to post the off topic, you could have just started a new thread. Or, is that against the rule book?

Is this the another rule that the one who has started the thread, should not control it, and that people will only post in the praise of mods, even if it is not the requirement of the thread. Is that?

If I have posted something about the mods I am sure I would have got banned and deleted.

And, here you have evidently HIJACKED the thread that I have started (no, I am not suspecting cause it is clearly seen), and you have changed its original subject into your own so called wide discussion, moreover, you are MOCKING me and BULLING me. When I tried of preventing the forced changing of the subject of my thread, you have started suspecting and accusing me of your perceived intentions of my post. Is there any place, I can make complain? Or you can just bully me, because you are a MOD, yet another RULE, I guess.

Since from the start, you are misleading the people and posting things off topic, in the praise of mods, and absolutely, for no reason. (You were doing it knowingly and deliberately on purpose.)
I gave a little credit to the writers and the authors, and you have felt a deep intense STING in your ***
(Very accommodating, helpful and understanding)

You are a Mod and it is your duty to see that people don't hijack and post off topic in other people's thread. And, here, you are yourself posting off topic in other people's thread, misleading and provoking them, instead.

I get it and I am agree with it that mod volunteer their time, but it doesn't mean that you go on posting off topic praises in dedication of mods, in every other thread that you see, even when if it is not the needed and nor its the requirement of the thread.

If you got itch so bad, for posting off topic things in the praise of mods, you could have scratched it, just by starting a new thread. Why hijacked mine?

You have violated the basic internet etiquette and you should be apologizing me, for hijacking and posting off topic into my thread, but, instead, you are bulling me and mocking me.

Stop posting off topic under other people's thread!


Time to switch to decaf, buddy.
Quote by stephanie

My friends Danni and Stu (The Bloke from The Cure) have invited me for the W/E so as I can walk around their Wicklow garden with their baby daughter, (Sky Lonsdale-Ross) who is one year old.

Who needs drugs!?

xx SF


Apparently, not a drummer smile



All joking aside, that sounds really nice. Hope you have a lovely time.

L x
Quote by stephanie

(Just so as we know life isn't perfect, I got home from hospital today and OVERCOOKED, (BURNED) my Piri-Piri Chicken Drumsticks...

Liz: "Aren't you a Chef?"

Me: "Aren't YOU A BITCH!"


I've just finished baking fairy cakes with buttercream fillings. If you were here, I'd let you have the biggest one.

Steph: "You calling me a fairy?"

Me: "Jesus..."

L xx
Quote by WellMadeMale
Sex and hygiene tips from this woman?


How do you find this stuff? lol
I quite like Ajay Devgan. I saw him in 'Singham' last year and thought it was good fun smile
Quote by clum
As my forum signature says, every day is a school day, especially here on Lush.

Thank you, Lizzy, for these insightful facts.

"The distillate of love." Might use that.


I liked that, too. smile


1. That spark or jolt up your spine that you sometimes feel when aroused is the pudendal nerve, which connects the penis/clitoris to the brain.

2. The two body parts primarily involved in orgasms, the penis and clitoris, are homologous, meaning they both originate from the same tissue in the developing embryo.

3. Men’s orgasms stimulate the same area of the brain as heroin does in an addict’s brain.

4. A “blended” orgasm is an orgasm that occurs when two or three regions of the genital area have been stimulated, creating an additive effect.

5. Multiple orgasms are most commonly associated with women, but there’s documented reports of men experiencing this phenomenon as early as 2968 B.C.

6. Anorgasmia, literally meaning “lack of orgasm” is a condition where where a person cannot achieve orgasm, and can affect both men and women.

7. According to Planned Parenthood, 30% of women have had trouble reaching an orgasm. As many as 80% have difficulty reaching orgasm through vaginal intercourse.

8. Orgasms do not stop at a certain age. Some people can experience orgasms past the age of 90.

9. Men typically require 2–10 minutes to reach orgasm.

10. Women typically require 20 minutes of stimulation to reach orgasm.

11. But some women can achieve orgasm within 30 seconds of self-stimulation.

12. The orgasm gap refers to the difference between the percentage of men that report their female partner had an orgasm (85%) and the percentage of their female partners reporting actually having orgasms (64%).

13. Some women orgasm during childbirth.

14. People have reported orgasming from simply thinking about orgasming.

15. People who have had sex reassignment surgery can and do have stimulated orgasms.

16. The reason that sometimes a person looks like they’re in pain when they’re orgasming is because two of the brain regions that are activated by pain are also activated during orgasm.

17. Orgasms can relieve pain, but only for about 8-10 mins afterwards.

18. When a woman gets wet, that’s the process of transudation during which vaginal lubricant comes from the blood capillaries and coats the vaginal canal.

19. Women who feel less secure in their relationship are less likely to orgasm.

20. The first written mention of female ejaculation is by Aristotle.

21. Orgasms can be produced in women and men with spinal cord injuries by a loved one caressing hypersensitive nongenital skin zones near the site of their injury.

22. Male ejaculation and orgasm don’t necessarily require an erection.

23. Ancient Egyptians believed that the god Atum created the world through masturbating and that the Tigris River was formed by the semen of a god.

24. Medieval writers called pre-ejaculate “the distillate of love.”

25. While orgasms are felt in the brain, the orgasmic process involves virtually every body system.

26. People have been using sex toys to orgasm for several hundred years.

27. An orgasm burns just 2–3 calories, though a person can burn around 50 calories in the activity leading up to the orgasm.

28. Former Vice President of the U.S., Nelson A Rockefeller died of a heart attack during sex with a much younger woman in a hotel room.

29. May is National Masturbation Month.

30. And to encourage people to talk about masturbation in a positive, non-shame-based way, the San Francisco Center For Sex And Culture holds a Masturbate-A-Thon each year.

31. Clitoral hood piercings don’t have any negative impact on orgasm.

32. Circumcision does not affect a man’s ability to achieve orgasm (but a partner with foreskin may experience increased duration).

33. At the moment of orgasm, certain areas of the brain shut down, including the area that process fear and “vigilance for danger.”

34. Approximately 15%–20% of American women have never had an orgasm.

35. Sexual health experts encourage using the term “experience” instead of “achieve” to describe having an orgasm because the word achieve may put pressure on sexual partners.
Quote by Roquleaure
I would like to see more contests.
I would like to see also an even amount of paying member and non-paying member winning those types of contests to.


Edit: What Clum said below.
I love that people kept uploading clips of the game to Pornhub. But did they put them under "gangbang" or "amateurs"?



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(Cue joke about always having a towel with you...)
Brazil are 5-0 down to Germany at the moment.
Quote by VanirSidhe999
Summary execution would be a good improvement or feature to add. If one can't express themselves in the forums or chat rooms without being able to handle their emotions responsibly, reverting to their lower nature by denigrating and insulting others, then a quick beheading might be appropriate. It's all right to disagree, it is just ridiculous when a (supposedly) adult human being degenerates to playground behavior, calling other people names, just because they don't like and cannot handle someone else's thoughts or opinions. Addressing that issue is merely a matter of finding a good headsman. Or headswoman. Or headsperson.


Nicola and Gav have enough to read through on this thread without people trying to be funny.

Serious suggestions only please.