Any Transmetropolitan fans in the house?
(If you've read it, you'll know why this is funny.)
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Liz
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 31
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Scarlet Seductress
Quote by clum
A quick search brought this up: http://www.adultpornvideox.com/video/cute-girl-licks-her-own-clit-15960586/
I don't find it very sexy, to be honest.
Mr. Clum, tell us. If you were a flexible female, home alone with time on your hands, would you attempt autocunnilingus?
Scarlet Seductress
Holey moley 
Thanks, everyone. I really do appreciate every comment I receive on my stories, so a big thank you to everyone who took the time to give this one a read and let me know what they thought.
A big congratulations to Ben and Billy on not only finishing in the top three, but also receiving their first EP awards. Very well done!
I also take my hat off to all the other entrants. It makes me proud to be a member of a website with such a high calibre of writer. You guys rock hard!
Lizzy x
Thanks, everyone. I really do appreciate every comment I receive on my stories, so a big thank you to everyone who took the time to give this one a read and let me know what they thought.
A big congratulations to Ben and Billy on not only finishing in the top three, but also receiving their first EP awards. Very well done!
I also take my hat off to all the other entrants. It makes me proud to be a member of a website with such a high calibre of writer. You guys rock hard!
Lizzy x
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by clum
Little facts and experiments like this are great for the maths classroom. Probability is one of the most fun things to teach.
I'm Clum, born March 3.
Give us a lesson then?
If the answer to the problem is 23, then why does doubling that figure not increase the probability to 100 percent?
*twirls hair with a pencil*
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by clum
As I understand it, Fleshjack is a gay "spin-off" of Fleshlight, so it's meant to feel more like an anus than a vagina.
Same company.
EDIT: Fleshlight appear to do butts, too. So it's really just that it's designed to appeal to a gay market. You can get moulds of your favourite gay pornstars' asses and mouths.
I like the cheeky little bottom one. I wanna spank it
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by vines
You mother fuckers I was raging my little heart! @#!&, I meant it it's over. I don't even want to see you face any more how could you lie to ME like that. Of all people you were the one I thought I could trust.
On to another rage when are they going to give me the rank "Big Dick Supreme with Whip Cream"?
I mean come on! It's so obvious. And I can't remember what I wrote that was removed. ":/
Fucking read the rules. Start with number one.
EDIT: He fixed it.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by SixtyMinuteMan
Hidden. And thank you. Will it mess up the works if I submit the second part again? Don't want to keep lobbing the same story into someone's inbox again and again if that's not the hangup. I know the site links chapters together, will it work if I submit the second chapter linked to the first with the third already there and linking to the first as well?
I really do appreciate the quick response. I recall this site as feeling more collaborative than some, glad to have that reinforced.
Please resubmit the second part again and we will get it verified for you.
Don't worry about linking the chapters, this can be done at any time, no problem
Scarlet Seductress
Erm, Clum, did you know you've left that kilt image in your gallery?
I can totally see your tackle in it!
http://www.lushstories.com/clum/images/naughty-fun.jpg
I can totally see your tackle in it!
http://www.lushstories.com/clum/images/naughty-fun.jpg
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Dancing_Doll
This would be my top-five.
I've heard that there's so many goddamn nail polish bottles and sex toys scattered around the place, that your fellas either end up with bubblegum-pink speckles on their clean white shirts, or inferiority complexes.
(I'm a total nightmare to live with, too. Clare's always telling me off.)
In answer to the OP, it's probably my insatiable need to bounce around the apartment. Full of energy, me.
L x
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by LASARDaddy
Basicly the story is about giving certain people the power to control others but with the proviso that they can only help and never do harm. The person they help must ask for it but the power compels the needy one to tell the absolute truth to any questions.
You might find you have some trouble getting this compliant with out stance on mind control.
I suggest you carefully read through our A-to-Z guide and consider the element of free will.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22383_An-A-to-Z-Guide-for-Lush-Stories-Authors.aspx
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Dani
Nah. I've never looked at my brushes in a sexual way. The idea of brushing something on my clit that contains makeup products makes me cringe, actually. There's cross contamination between makeup, face, vagina, repeat. The regular cleaning that would require would ruin the brushes.
That sort of thing would require buying a special brush or set of brushes for the sole purpose of that kind of play.
Fuck, I'm such a wet blanket sometimes.
If I got some brushes, would you let me paint a penguin on your foofaloof?
(It's for an art project!)
L x
Scarlet Seductress
Isn't the 'sub drop' just an endorphin crash? I suspect it is your body's chemical balance levelling out after an extended period of euphoria.
It's just a perceived state based on your biological normalisation. You're not actually 'down', it just feels like that compared to your recent, prolonged heightened state.
It's just a perceived state based on your biological normalisation. You're not actually 'down', it just feels like that compared to your recent, prolonged heightened state.