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Liz
Over 90 days ago
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Lesbian Female, 32
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Quote by clum

I want to ask you a favour.


I must have clicked on your story at least twenty-nine thousand times by now! I think Gav's playing around with the stats.

Sneaky stormtrooper
Quote by Dancing_Doll
This would be my top-five.


I've heard that there's so many goddamn nail polish bottles and sex toys scattered around the place, that your fellas either end up with bubblegum-pink speckles on their clean white shirts, or inferiority complexes.



(I'm a total nightmare to live with, too. Clare's always telling me off.)

In answer to the OP, it's probably my insatiable need to bounce around the apartment. Full of energy, me.

L x
"Cheap at half the price."

Of course it's cheap at half the price. It's half the price!

Now, cheap at twice the price... there's a bargain.
Quote by LASARDaddy

Basicly the story is about giving certain people the power to control others but with the proviso that they can only help and never do harm. The person they help must ask for it but the power compels the needy one to tell the absolute truth to any questions.


You might find you have some trouble getting this compliant with out stance on mind control.

I suggest you carefully read through our A-to-Z guide and consider the element of free will.

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst22383_An-A-to-Z-Guide-for-Lush-Stories-Authors.aspx
Thank you for the lovely birthday wishes, everyone smile

Happy birthday, Jayne! Hope your weekend was as fun-filled as mine

Liz xx
Quote by Dani
Nah. I've never looked at my brushes in a sexual way. The idea of brushing something on my clit that contains makeup products makes me cringe, actually. There's cross contamination between makeup, face, vagina, repeat. The regular cleaning that would require would ruin the brushes.

That sort of thing would require buying a special brush or set of brushes for the sole purpose of that kind of play.

Fuck, I'm such a wet blanket sometimes.


If I got some brushes, would you let me paint a penguin on your foofaloof?

(It's for an art project!)

L x
Play the bongo drums and record an album.
Gargalesthesia

The sensation caused by tickling smile
Isn't the 'sub drop' just an endorphin crash? I suspect it is your body's chemical balance levelling out after an extended period of euphoria.

It's just a perceived state based on your biological normalisation. You're not actually 'down', it just feels like that compared to your recent, prolonged heightened state.
Quote by GingerTamer

150 licks smile


I think we should test this.
Quote by GingerTamer

I hope not!



I can flirt if I wanna
Quote by Haineko
If we have an account on the blue site an we link it here?

Just want to make sure before maybe break the advertising rule.


You can link to your Storiesspace account from Lush, that is fine.

Linking to Lush from SS might not be so wise due to the younger public audience of the website.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Beachy smells... sunscreen, sand, saltwater on skin/hair. Coconut water or the flesh/rind itself or anything naturally coconut (non-sugary version of the scent). The ozone in the air after a thunderstorm, the hot pavement sizzling after the summer rain. Fresh-from-the-shower skin.




Perfect.
Quote by ColletteXx

Ha ha, brilliant!!

A horse walks into a bar.

The barman says, "Why the long face?"


I'll get my coat...


Quote by stephanie
Hello. You guys are My Friends and I like speaking and sharing with you...

Some months ago, a Musician friend of mine introduced me to THIS song and THIS band:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmhACB1ZPQM

(It's a version of a Frank Higgins-penned song, based on REAL testimony from a survey about Child Coal Mine workers in Northumberland, England in 1842.)

For DAYS after discovering this, I couldn't listen to it without weeping... I just felt SO SORRY for Her... I wondered WHAT HAD EVER HAPPENED to Her, and of course I can never know... So I decided to WRITE her story...


It's a lovely idea, Stephen. I listened to the song and wondered myself.

I did a bit of research for you...

Patience Kershaw was born in Northowram, West Yorkshire in 1826 to John Kershaw and his wife Elizabeth Haigh. She was one of eight children.

She died unmarried at the age of 42 in March 1869, in Wakefield, West Yorkshire.

(I prefer your ending.)

Liz xx
Quote by Dirty_D
over 2000 nominations for 20 spots? No. Plus late entry nominations are allowed in most futurities.


I know nothing about horse racing

What happens if you place a bet on one of the 1,980 horses that doesn't run?

Got a joke...

A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar.

The doorman says, “Wait, you can’t come in here without a tie.”

The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.

He goes back in and says to the barman, “This alright?”

The barman says, “Hmm, okay... but don’t be starting anything.”



Got another...

A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness.

He downs the lot and says to the barman, “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got.”

“Why, what have you got?”

“About £2 and a carrot.”
Quote by Dirty_D

This happens in horse racing all the time. You can bet on derby entries today. For next year. Favorites get their own entry. Others go in a pool called the field. As you notice I bet the field for third.


Don't you know who all the Derby entries are though?
Quote by ColletteXx
I thought the closing date was the 20th?? Are you writing off any other entries? sad


It says the 20th on the competition page when I look at it also. Might be a timezone thing Gav programmed in?

And I think the point you were making was that it was a little unfair to start a book on a competition before all the entries were in? I agree. It's not over until the fat lady sings.

Best of luck in the comp smile
Quote by stephanie

YOU HAVE A FUCKING EP?????!!!!!!??????

(If it's for that POEM I praised to the skies I'm gonna put a GUN in my mouth! YOU GET AN EP!!!!!! This place has gone NUTS! (Although that poem DID deserve an EP., in all honesty...)

I'm here TWELVE YEARS!!!!!! (More or less... Okay, less...) I don't have a Fucking EP...

I HAVE READERS WHOSE KNICKERS GET WET WHEN I THINK ABOUT WRITING SOMETHING!!!!!!

But no EP... No Sir... No way... Not for THE IRISH... Uh-un... Not gonna happen...

(Liz has TWELVE of them and she's not even totally used to Solid Food...)

That's NOT a sexist euphimism BTW...

Load of bollox...

xx Steph

Nicola: "We generally award our EPs to people who can at least spell words like 'euphemism' correctly..."

Me: "Cunt..."


That made me laugh smile
Quote by stephanie

I am NEVER speaking to you EVER again YOU FREAK!!!!!!

ELIZABETH, They Are Tiny Little Bears Made Of Gum!!!!! HOW COULD YOU??????

xx Steph

(And I heard from a girl sipping A Gin and Tonic... 16 Gummi Bears went in there... 15 were... 'RETRIEVED...')

Lost Bear...

Not Good.

True Story... (Hi Jayne...)

And nobody said CANDLES yet... (Not a lot of Catholics here, obviously...)


But how many girls do you know that can say they have a bear living in their foofaloof?

Not many...

(Don't use a Toblerone.)

L x
Quote by cooldaddy
Granted, but you get so carried away with your baking that you bake far too much and most gets wasted.

I wish I could get my bum off this settee.


Granted, but only your bum.

I wish England would win the 2014 football world cup.

(It'd keep my dad happy, lol)
Quote by Dirty_D
*raises hand*

Um professor? Is there extra credit available?


He's the janitor, sweetie.

We've tried to stop him wondering into the classes and writing all over the blackboards, but it's no use.

Just go with it.

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This was a very interesting critique, Steph. You actually dissected the poem much in the same way as I did the second time I read it. (No one should consider all of these elements when reading something for the FIRST time. I think you should just immerse yourself in the language and enjoy it.)

I am a fan myself of implementing nature as a metaphor. Whether it be a magnificent sunrise or a fierce storm, it is a powerful and beautiful thing, and can be used in endless ways to convey a feeling or emotion.

I'm also glad you picked out one of my favourite lines in the piece, "Creating a space where love can die..." - That is a really thought provoking sentiment. Doesn't it always feel like that when you tell a lie to a loved one? Like each one creates a tiny little crack in a perfect surface. It is the space between the lies, the cracks, through which love can be lost.

I'd love to see more of this sort of work from you.

Liz xx
You can comment on your own stories smile

Liz: "I love this one! Great job. Definitely my favourite story of yours so far."

Liz: "Thanks, Liz!"

Liz: "You're welcome."

Quote by emilykiss
Firstly, it would obviously depend on who they are. And for me, personally, it's important that the girl is 100% into the idea, that she is not coerced/guilt-tripped, etc into it. Preferably, I'd be closer to the girl than the guy in that couple. Call me finicky but I don't see any other way how this can work for me (and them).x


How about two girls?
Quote by cooldaddy

Gav deserves the bug slayer badge!


Or a 'Bug Creator' badge.

(He'll tell me off for that, lol.)
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My moobs are on permanent display


Moobs
"Love recognises no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope."

- Dr. Maya Angelou