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Liz
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 31
0 miles · England

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Romana American at Pizza Express.

*nom nom nom*
I think some basic photo editing tools would be a cool feature. So, when you upload an image you have the option to perhaps crop and rotate before saving it.
Quote by Magical_felix
So I can't have a vampire fucking a wurgin and right before she cums he can't bite her on the neck and suck her dry within a cunt-hair of her life so that the turning process may begin like in every vampire story... She will have to die to turn. Either he turns her or drains her completely. Both end in a dead wurgin.

You are stripping vampire writers of their rights. You're defanging them.

Disgraceful.


Actually, that works for me. Sounds pretty hot...
She smells nice and lets me play with her boobs.

BFFs 4EVA!

L xx

Quote by LikeToWrite
Liz, usually I agree with your comments, but I’m sorry, not this time. To put it in terms of Canadian/American baseball, you struck out this inning.


You are entitled to your opinion.
Quote by sdsioux
can't see where to use it as a cover photo anyplace?


Quote by simplyjohn
I got a few but I am still on the look out for more. My bowels are very active so I need em'.



John, you're rich!

A millionaire on Lush all this time and we never knew it...

Alan's face still stung from the sharp slap as he was manhandled out of his seat and dragged across the dimly lit floor towards the strip club exit. "They're like cats!" shouted a drunk man seated near the stage. "They'll show you their arsehole but they don't like you touching!"
Time flies when you're having fun.

Or it could be aliens...

I like to strap a dildo to the top of a pneumatic jackhammer and ride it around like a pogo-stick.
TV presenter Phillip Schofield has revealed he is gay, after 27 years of marriage to his wife Stephanie Lowe.

The 57-year-old made the announcement via a statement posted on his story.

"Today, quite rightly, being gay is a reason to celebrate and be proud," he wrote.

"Yes, I am feeling pain and confusion, but that comes only from the hurt that I am causing to my family."

Schofield presents ITV programmes including Dancing On Ice and This Morning, which won a National Television Award last week for best live magazine show.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-51414010


Quote by LikeToWrite
I love that picture, Liz. It is so cute, but I didn't realize the training at Lush HQ was so vicious. I know Sprite has had lessons in the art of self-defence, so is that her that is the one doing the attacking, or perhaps, is it her cat? smile


I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Training exercise: Hand-to-hand combat - subject #7
Location: Lush HQ
Date: June 12th 2019
Status: Declassified

We're on the case, folks.

All the spam comments will be purged from Lush as the accounts are deleted. We've got a specially trained team of assassin kitties taking them out in a variety of horrifying and gruesome ways.
Quote by _O2_
I have been spammed on one of my stories with someone's personal porn site. How can I get that comment removed?


I have removed it for you. smile

When spammers get reported via the contact page we delete their accounts. When we do, all of their comments, scores, etc disappear with them.
On the back of Katie Hopkins' Twitter account suspension yesterday, Youtube prankster Josh Pieters pulled off a masterpiece of a prank at her expense.

A YouTube prankster seems to have tricked Katie Hopkins into picking up a “completely fake” award following which she delivered an offensive speech that saw her mock Muslims, Asian people and epilepsy sufferers.

Josh Pieters said the former Apprentice contestant flew to Prague to accept the trophy on Monday (27 January).

In footage from the “ceremony”, Hopkins – a far-right commentator – can be seen smiling with Pieters in front of a screen bearing the words “Campaign to Unify the Nation Trophy.”

When she collects the award, the capital letters enlarge, spelling out the C-word.


Quote by LikeToWrite
While it is true that edibles are legal in Canada, in reality, what is the difference between inhaling smoke of one kind or another or eating a drug? The terminology is slightly different, but isn't eating something about the same as inhaling something? That substance, which is foreign to your body, is still entering your system.


No, eating edibles and smoking marijuana are not the same.

Edibles are just food with a little THC added. They don't pose any of the health risks associated with smoke inhalation and are a much safer option. The only thing you need to take into account is dosage. Absorption via the digestive system is different than via the respiratory system, and the high can last a lot longer.

Smoking, on the other hand, is a faster and shorter-lived high but is the more harmful option as the combustion of the leaf (as with tobacco, burning wood, etc) produces potentially harmful toxins, irritants, and carcinogens that can affect your respiratory system.

Each to their own.
Quote by PacNCIS
Hi from a new fan- found this site, seeking out more fanfic after discovering another site-

I hope FF is allowed, loosely based on TV characters? If not, I will change the names!

May post some others stories, depending how this one goes.


Sorry but Lush does not allow fan fiction. Changing the character names would probably be fine though.

Welcome to Lush!
Quote by Evanescent
Do you ever smoke up while writing for lush? If so, does it do anything specific for you in terms of the writing?


Weed affects people in different ways and can take your mind places it might not ordinarily venture. Out of habit now, whenever I feel like indulging I keep a notebook and pen handy should inspiration tease me with something delicious. Some of my darkest, most intimidating, and even funniest story ideas have come to me whilst smoking a little herb.

As part of the creative process, if it gets your imagination fired up I say go for it. In the cold light of day, some of the story concepts you come up with won't be so good but sometimes they're fucking killer. Just make sure you do your editing when sober.

Big congratulations to FuzzyBlue and Katherine! Proud to be sharing the podium with lovely ladies as talented as you two. Really superb writing. smile

And well done to everyone else who rounded up the top 10.

L x
Can you give an example of a story which will not save as a PDF correctly?
Quote by sprite
you are such a liar.


Shush, you.