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Liz
Over 90 days ago
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Lesbian Female, 32
0 miles · England

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Quote by LadyX


I had my fanny packed last night as a matter of fact.


With?
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


You're right. She's added me as a friend and everything...I'm afraid all hope is lost.


She mentioned that, miss Flashypants smile
Quote by nicola
Gav thrusted in front of a Ford Escort
Gav wrote in the forum topic, "Friends activity"
Gav ordered in Pizza

K, I think I can manage without that vital info!

Good work Gav!


What kind of pizza was it?
Quote by GingerTamer

@Liz - Yeah, you didn't know your girl got some street in her, hey? Back at ya, baby. x


I can't leave you alone for 5 minutes!
Quote by sprite

Its on...




Oh it's on, blonde girl, you've got that right, no doubt,
Prize fight time, cameras rolling, the world heavyweight bout.

Give it up, you ain't no match for my lyrical guns,
You're just stood, lookin' pretty, busy flappin' your gums.

Don't catch a bullet Blondie, or might wind up dead,
Your duelling with the best now, there ain't no parlay with Red.

I can spin more rhymes than a merry-go-round,
I'm a hit, hot-shit, with a bangin' fresh new sound.

I'm the best, number one, top of the pile, OG,
Gonna take you to school and bend you over my knee.

You know i'm on fire, can't you feel that heat?
Every corner of town, my name is said on the street.

You're old news, miss Sprite, what once was great,
The new girl surpasses, so it was written by fate.

Gonna leave you with this, bitch, you really don't have a hope,
Every line is tight, everything is lyrically dope.

Turn around, walk away, I'll even blow you a kiss,
In the words of Hammer, girl you know you can't touch this.

Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
All sarcasm aside, I'd probably join you and we'd have ourselves a good old fashioned twerk-off!


Are you ever going to return my twerking pants?!
Quote by sprite

and yeah, this girl can battle, yo!


RAP BATTLE!



I'm a lady, see, I ain't from the hood,
But I've done some things that no sweet, good girl should.

I can rap, I can tap, I can salsa too,
Scrape the competition off the heel of my new Jimmy Choo.

On my wall might hang a classic Botticelli,
But you can bet your ass I'm straight up Machiavelli.

Don't need no backing track, just me, I'm acapella.
I throw down rhymes, make me rich like J. D. Rockefeller.

You think you're all that, but your just talking smack,
Some of your lines are flat, kindergarten pre-school whack.

If you think you can top this, then you're delirious,
You wanna think about that, I'm deadly serious.

I'm rapping fresh, layin' lead, every line is brand new,
If you step up to the plate, then girl you don't have a clue.

Skills like these they don't come easy, they've gotta be earned.
Pack up your shit, walk away, or you're gonna get burned.

Time to turn back yo, the sign reads 'Danger Ahead',
I'm in control, rising up, I've taken over this thread.

I'm Lizzy Red but when I finish I'll be Lizzy Black,
If it's on, miss Sprite, man up and hit me back.

Ooosh!

Quote by sprite


as i said, your definition, tho really, i kind of figured dead people don't count - kind of ex-rock stars, in my book smile


I once jammed with the ghost of Jimi Hendrix. He's still got it. \m/
Quote by sprite
it STILL means happy to me!


You're totally gay!
Or try your hand at a niche sub-genre, such as dinosaurs (not on Lush, obviously).

http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/10/qa-the-women-who-write-dinosaur-erotica.html

Is monster erotica lucrative?

We don't want to get into actual numbers, but let's put it this way: Combined, Christie and I make more money than our friend who has been working as an engineer at Boeing for a few years and Christie's friend who is a five-year accountant in Dallas, Texas.


I saw this pop up on a PM the other day smile

Great work Nicola and Gav - I like it!

Quote by trinket

You've never heard of Masturbation?


Masturwhatnow?

Edit: In answer to the OP, yes.
There is in fact a rather lengthy post of my Amsterdam exploits floating around on the forum somewhere smile
It's good for a giggle if you can find it.
Thanks everyone!

Ran my ass off on Sunday (I only have a little bit of it left)

Appreciate your support! It was for a very worthwhile cause and I was happy to be able to raise some money for them.

Just about topped £500, so I can live with my aching knees for a day or two.

Lizzy x
Big congratulations to the winners and everyone else that took part!
The standard of writing this time round was really high, you all did great.

Liz x
Quote by Buz
My wife has gifted me professional boudoir photos of her. Very nice indeed.


Lucky devil.
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


It is. But the fight can't commence until Liz posts a pic of half-naked ladies with big boobies.


I love you two.

PILLOW FIGHT!

Quote by Magical_felix


That's the straw that made the camel go for broke.


Well, a camel can't change it's spots.

Quote by Magical_felix


You can lead a horse to water, but can you saddle her up?


That was a camel!
To one of the nicest, most lovely people I have ever met.
Rachel, you're an absolute pleasure; I count myself as extremely fortunate to be your friend.
I hope you have the most wonderful birthday and enjoy the weekend!
Huge hugs and kisses from the English redhead.
Love you loads,
Liz. xx