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Over 90 days ago
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Lesbian Female, 32
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Quote by nicola
He must spend his evening here too doing it. My god, this petty individual really has no life.

We're having an admin tool coded to clear these up in one go. He can spend all the hours of the day wasting his time, it will take 5 seconds to remove all his poison.




(Love the filename of that screenshot, lol!)
Quote by DanielleX
Can anyone write a 26 word story, where each word begins with each letter of the alphabet in order?!!

Danny x


A beguiling, coquettish Danny; exceptionally fuckable, gasped, handcuffed in joyous kissing. Lips mouthed nipples of pressing, quivering rapaciousness. She tumbled until veil withdrawn; xanthochroic, young, zestful.

(Definition: xanthochroic - A person having a light complexion and light hair.)



*blushes and runs off*
Quote by MadMartigan
I've caught myself before.

Needless to say, I was pretty freaked out.


Multiple personality disorder?

"Who said that?!"
Quote by sprite
i send naked pictures of Liz to lots of people not on lush... oh, of me? umm... my wife gets the occasional pic, yeah...


Those are private!

My girlfriend gets the occasion upskirt shot, just to keep her on her toes.
Absolutely.
The eyes are the windows to the soul.
Quote by trinket

Well I'm not sure I have any cotton candy Sweetcakes, I exfoliated and depilitoriated yesterday so I'll have to check, but if I don't, I'll get some, and I'll share


I'll whisk you over by private jet.
My airline's called Flying Unicorn.
Licking my lips at the thought of Trinket,
And I filming steamy lesbian porn.

Quote by Poppet


I think you should keep it, it makes you, you. How many other clowns are we going to see here on Lush? Rock it out, Tex.

And thank you, I really like mine as well.


I like your avatar too. Best picture I ever took.

Fancy doing one without the panties? ;)
Quote by Dancing_Doll
Yes.

I would find it more strange if people only sent naked pics of themselves to strangers on Lush.


*runs off to check Spam folder!*
Quote by gav
Trying to retro fit these kind of limits is always going to be hard *sigh*

Reducing the amount of activity displayed isn’t going to help. In order to show the most recent activity we need to aggregate the activity of ALL friends then slice the top records.

Perhaps 200 was a little optimistic  Maybe a cap that would not affect any of our current users but would at least give an upper bounds and deterministic performance. I think 1000 is reasonable.

I bet there isn’t a social site out there that has unlimited friends. Facebook has 5,000 but they have 180k servers and thousands of programmers


I know someone with over 1,000 - she's a feisty one
Quote by BrownEyedBabyGirl89
I have recently discovered that I lost a badage on my page and I was wondering how to get it back?


What badge was it?
Quote by sprite
Depends on who is saying it and under what circumstance. for the record, i am 30, a woman, and i use the word, not frequently, but in regards to sex, and certainly, it's a favorite when writing erotica. it's a great word, it's dirty, it's a bit , and it's kind of like the N word in some ways - i take ownership of it, it's MY word. oh, and no, it's not something i go around saying in public, but in the bedroom, yeah, it gets used a lot - also, you will NEVER find me calling someone a cunt. i HATE it when used in that regard. it takes a beautiful word and makes it ugly.

hope that helped? by the way, i have a cunt, a pussy, a vagina, a slit, a snatch, a fuck hole, depending on my mood.


I knew you had more than one!

Quote by MissyLuvsYa
The links in the pm's about stories by authors I follow only link to an error message.


Try accessing the stories from the author's profile page.
It could be that they were renamed, in which case the URL will be different.

Could also be that the story was taken down/hidden/deleted.
Quote by stephanie
I'm sorry but... Did I MISS something?

Since when is GAVIN, (His real name is Craig) allowed to post on site?

He's STAFF, he's like... A MECHANIC, he does REAL THINGS, he certainly has no place mixing with those of us creatives who actually make this what it is...

Look, I KNOW he performs a function but I didn't invite my fucking Plumber to my son's Bar Mitzvah... And my Plumber is really nice... Unlike fucking Ga.....

LOOK... I don't want to make this personal, (it really isn't) but I think it's best for the site if the droids who allow those of us with real talent to do what they do stay the fuck off the general forum. And I say that with REAL respect. (Kind of...)

xx Steph.

Nicola: "That's it... You're FIRED!"

Me: "OH COME ON! Nikki! I was JOKING! Ask Gav, he'll think it was funny..."

Gavin: "Actually, mate... That kind of hurt my feelings..."

Me: "FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"

Nicola: "Get your stuff... Get out... I'm serious... And leave that stapler... That's ours..."

Me: "GAVIN!!!"

(Tune in next week when GAVIN makes STEPHANIE grovel like a bitch in order to get her job back...)


Since when do you post in the forums?

I thought you had a lifetime ban after that time you came in here drunk, advised everybody that you were naked and somewhat resembled a plucked chicken, and then ranted on for fifteen pages about what 'proper FUCKING music' was.

I did laugh though, 'Who? BOLLOCKS! Mass produced, bubblegum and candyfloss SHITE'.

Or am I thinking of someone else...
Cuddly, purring bundle of erotica-writing, kitty awesomeness!

Quote by naughtyannie
Personally, I've never been in favour of rapists. If he wants my vote, he should go back to Sweden and face the music. All this bullshit about being extradited to America is just that - he's a sex pest, and knows it. Sweden has one of the best human rights records in the world. And Ecuador? Don't make me laugh!

Whoo! Rant over ;)


Funny way to treat your (And U.S. declared terrorist):

Throw them a Crayfish party the day after the alleged assault, invite them back into your bed, and tweet the following:

"Sitting outdoors at 02:00 and hardly freezing with the world's coolest, smartest people! It's amazing!"

I think the U.S. government have been taking tips about discrediting public figures from the 'Church' of Scientology.

The U.S. will lock him up for the rest of his natural life for conspiracy to commit espionage, and the Swedish Government will be forced to hand him over. Stockholm's Chief Prosecutors couldn't even work out whether or not they wanted to prosecute him.

Just my though.

Edit: We might have to move this thread to the Think Tank smile
I got chatting to a group of Anon Assange supporters outside the Ecuadorian embassy the last time I went to London.
Did you know it has cost over £5m so far to keep a metropolitan police presence posted outside the building?
Crazy.

Assange FTW!
Quote by sprite


i have my moments!


Ain't that the truth!
Quote by trinket
I started a chocolate thread here

Gimme Some Chocolate



This is an awesome thread! smile

My contribution

Lovely chocolate, gooey and warm
Rubbing on your nipples
Aeros, Crunchies, Dairy Milk
Buttons and Cadbury's Ripples

A taste sensation, a delectable treat
Your body, only sweeter
I lick it from you, inch by inch
Every millimetre

I run it down your body further
Trying not to bite
As I reach your sexy naval
Filled with Turkish Delight

Lower still, I run my tongue
To your sherbet covered slit
Sweet and sticky, my sugar rush
Your caramel covered clit

I lick and suck you, nibble softly
Playing with you creases
Reach my hand up, between your legs
Dropping Reece's Pieces

My tongue scribes letters, on your bud
Dancing quickly, alphabetic
Teasing you, until you climax
Thankful we're not diabetic
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Aww shit. Does that mean you didn't get my nudes? I was spread eagle and everything.


Didn't get mine either. Took me ages to set that tripod and self-timer up!
Quote by gav
Hola

I'm rolling out some changes to improve performance across the site. The changes are live, however the data migration is still in progress.

Probably best keep clear of your PM's for a few hours or so, unless your particularly fond of the error page silly

Thanks!
gav



Cookies for you!

Quote by gav
Do you honestly think the site would be where it is today if I had a thrusting Picard as an avatar, NO.

Star Wars > Star Trek

The End.


Have you ever noticed how the forum icon for sticky threads looks like the Star Trek logo?



Just sayin'...

Quote by Magical_felix


I was just about to say... She'll grab your dick. But this is true too.


There you are, strolling around the supermarket doing your weekly shop when you spot a rather delicious looking blonde reaching for a jar of coffee.

"Allow me," you say in your most suave and sophisticated voice as you hand her one from the shelf.

Before you even have the opportunity to strike up a conversation and find out what her name is, her hand is on your junk!



I want to go shopping with you smile
This fucking story is pissing me off now, big time!

FUCKING SOUND RIGHT!