Quote by Dancing_Doll
Ya know... you would give everyone a run for their money if you started uploaded those kinds of vids too... *wink*
*Breathe Lizzy, breathe!*
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Scarlet Seductress
Dogs are awesome 
They have their own personalities and quirks which make every single one an individual.
We have had a couple of dogs in the past. One was particularly cheeky, the other somewhat grumpy, but both were absolutely adorable in their own way!
Meet Alfie (8 months old).
He will make a point of sleeping in the most awkward places possible:
He will eat anything he can get his paws on:
But he's still super loveable
Heed the above advice from Trinket and DD, puppies are a handful.
It will still be the best thing you ever do. A friend for life
They have their own personalities and quirks which make every single one an individual.
We have had a couple of dogs in the past. One was particularly cheeky, the other somewhat grumpy, but both were absolutely adorable in their own way!
Meet Alfie (8 months old).
He will make a point of sleeping in the most awkward places possible:
He will eat anything he can get his paws on:
But he's still super loveable
Heed the above advice from Trinket and DD, puppies are a handful.
It will still be the best thing you ever do. A friend for life
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by trinket
Oh Dear, it seems The god almighty Spriteness is giving me the hint about thanking CG for a crappy old beetroot! I had better move my cute lil arse and hop to it or my arse will be toast again I suppose.
Wish I could post unicorns and shit all over her wall. THAT would cheer her up GODDAMMIT!
Dear CG, Thanks for the crappy old beetroot that looks like a rat, you posted on my wall earlier today. I will treasure it always.
p.s. LIZZY, WTF is that green stuff you're trying to stick up your nostril? that is not a root, it looks like broccoli.
Root vegetables are so last month
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Shylass
Why is it that the only avatar I can see belongs to Sprite? Is this a ploy to win the Attention Whore comp? A punishment to weasel out who's been stealing her cookies? A way of getting more spankings? Is she cleaning them for everybody? Hide and seek? Or...?
I knew she was sneaky but that is down right cheating!
Don't make me come and get them Ms. Sprite
Scarlet Seductress
If you're not Photoshop savvy, you could always try an online banner maker:
http://www.mybannermaker.com
http://www.mybannermaker.com
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by sprite
yes, it has been discussed a million times before, and no, we have no interest in putting in the time or effort simply to make sure that people who put up a picture of a porn star instead of their own is 'outed'.
q: how come it took 3 months for my story to be published?
a: we were too busy making sure that no one posted porn stars in their photo gallery to verify it.
this it the internet. everyone here is an adult and can usually figure things out for themselves. it's also an erotica fantasy site - if someone wants to be a porn star let them - i find that the best way to figure out who is real and who is not is getting to know them - if you're just looking for a quick wank, what does it matter in the first place? as you said, it's usually fairly obvious.
btw, i'm not really an animated cartoon character, in case you were wondering.
WHAT!?
Scarlet Seductress
From time to time, it seems some of us can get so caught up in the daily grind that we can find ourselves complaining more than being thankful for what we already have.
In reality, we all have plenty to be thankful for, and we should celebrate our blessings every day.
Certain times of the year remind us how lucky we are, such as Christmas. Being surrounded by friends, family and loved ones gives us pause to reflect on what really matters in life.
Whether it’s your job, your family, your health, or even your new kitten, it’s important to give thanks for what really matters most.
My question to you, members of Lush, is: What are you thankful for?
As I've asked the question, it's only fair I should start.
I am thankful for friendship.
Friends are one of the most important things in my life. They are there when you need them most and can be your support when you need someone to lean on.
Whether it's just some friendly advice on what pair of shoes to wear with what dress, or the sharing of a worry, it is never more evident than after a heart to heart that a trouble shared really is a trouble halved.
Friends are awesome.
In reality, we all have plenty to be thankful for, and we should celebrate our blessings every day.
Certain times of the year remind us how lucky we are, such as Christmas. Being surrounded by friends, family and loved ones gives us pause to reflect on what really matters in life.
Whether it’s your job, your family, your health, or even your new kitten, it’s important to give thanks for what really matters most.
My question to you, members of Lush, is: What are you thankful for?
As I've asked the question, it's only fair I should start.
I am thankful for friendship.
Friends are one of the most important things in my life. They are there when you need them most and can be your support when you need someone to lean on.
Whether it's just some friendly advice on what pair of shoes to wear with what dress, or the sharing of a worry, it is never more evident than after a heart to heart that a trouble shared really is a trouble halved.
Friends are awesome.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by clum
Fixed that for you, silly Sprite.
I should totally write a mathematics-themed story. Or maybe ALL my stories should be mathematics-themed. I think I had an idea for one once, actually...
It's an up-and-coming genre, I tells ye!
Clarissa snatched the calculator from his hand and threw it across the room. As the shattered pieces of the Sharp EL531WB-WH bounced and skidded across the polished floor, she hitched up her short skirt and slowly straddled his lap.
Michael managed to prevent his hand shaking long enough to reach into his trouser pocket and take a much needed puff on his asthma inhaler. Through steamed up glasses he watched as she leaned forward, pressing her ample bossom against his chest and whispered softly in his ear, "Mathematicians are so fucking sexy."
Scarlet Seductress
Good on you, Summer.
Every single gold membership helps this site, so I too would encourage all of you that enjoy Lush and can spare the money to join the club and enjoy the added benefits.
For anyone who is not aware, these include:
- A gold badge on your profile page showing you support lush stories
- Turn off Ads - browse the site 100% ad free
- Unlimited image uploads
- Authors get their stories fast-tracked onto the site
- Automatic Access to our Private Forum
- Access to the Lush Gold Chat Room
- You can restrict who may contact you
et cetera...
Every single gold membership helps this site, so I too would encourage all of you that enjoy Lush and can spare the money to join the club and enjoy the added benefits.
For anyone who is not aware, these include:
- A gold badge on your profile page showing you support lush stories
- Turn off Ads - browse the site 100% ad free
- Unlimited image uploads
- Authors get their stories fast-tracked onto the site
- Automatic Access to our Private Forum
- Access to the Lush Gold Chat Room
- You can restrict who may contact you
et cetera...
Scarlet Seductress
Formicophilia - deriving sexual pleasure from insects crawling on the body, specifically on the genitals.
Plushophilia - sexual attraction to stuffed animals or people dressed in animal costumes.
Vorarephilia - arousal by the thought of being eaten by someone, eating someone else, or watching someone eat somebody else.
Inflatophilia - attraction to inflatable animals and toys, deriving sexual pleasure from wearing inflatable suits, or just being aroused from the thought of people inflating like balloons.
Robot fetishism - the thought of having sex with a robot, having sex dressed as robots, or having sex with a person who is transformed into a robot.
Klismaphilia - deriving sexual pleasure from receiving an enema.
Hybristophilia - often known as the Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome, it is a sexual attraction to someone who has committed a gruesome crime.
Plushophilia - sexual attraction to stuffed animals or people dressed in animal costumes.
Vorarephilia - arousal by the thought of being eaten by someone, eating someone else, or watching someone eat somebody else.
Inflatophilia - attraction to inflatable animals and toys, deriving sexual pleasure from wearing inflatable suits, or just being aroused from the thought of people inflating like balloons.
Robot fetishism - the thought of having sex with a robot, having sex dressed as robots, or having sex with a person who is transformed into a robot.
Klismaphilia - deriving sexual pleasure from receiving an enema.
Hybristophilia - often known as the Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome, it is a sexual attraction to someone who has committed a gruesome crime.
Scarlet Seductress
I didn't watch much of the Eurovision Song contest this year but I caught all the entries on YouTube. I thought the Russian entry was quite good but agree that Denmark's entry by Emmelie De Forest was probably the best - a worthy winner.
I have more chance of winning the National Lottery than the UK does of winning this!
First Engelbert Humperdinck, then Bonnie Tyler!?
Give me a break.
I have more chance of winning the National Lottery than the UK does of winning this!
First Engelbert Humperdinck, then Bonnie Tyler!?
Give me a break.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by nicola
Everyone needs to calm down a little.
1) Podcast directories, like podcasts.com, are great places to get free links back to lushstories.com. We submitted our podcast RSS feed to a number of such directories, about 5 years ago. It's a good way to get free traffic.
Those directories, are meant to give full credit to the narrator, ie, a full link back to the page, from which the audio was taken.
It seems our "friends" at podcasts.com, no longer do that.
They mention us, but at the same time, there's no link. I don't like their tagging either, it has our main competitor's site in there.
I will write to them today, saying that unless they give us a link back from each page which has our audio on it, they should remove all our stories.
Before "going off" in the forums about these kind of matters, it's always best to check with either myself or Gav first. The same goes for blogs and other sites that might be using our story RSS feeds to add story snippets to their sites, invariably they are using them in the correct way, and we get a link back.
2) I am aware of the google play thief, and we are working on it. I don't expect we or anyone else will get any joy from them. They knocked back our APP 3 times, which was set up to help protect authors from these kind of story thieves. Our app was rejected, yet the others remain. Make of that what you will. I argued with them until I was blue in the face about it, they simply ignore you after a while. Such a wonderful business practice...
My bad.
*holds hands up*
I probably should have made this clearer to everyone - please take note of Nicola's comments.
Not all websites are out and out thieving content.
Any questions or concerns should be raised with either Nicola or Gav first.
Scarlet Seductress
Not sure you're going to have much luck with this one friend.
Unless it immediately springs to mind for anyone?
Best bet would be to use the 'Story Search' feature on the following link:
http://www.lushstories.com/search-results.aspx
Try searching for an appropriate story tag e.g. spying, neighbour, dom, sub
Best of luck!
Unless it immediately springs to mind for anyone?
Best bet would be to use the 'Story Search' feature on the following link:
http://www.lushstories.com/search-results.aspx
Try searching for an appropriate story tag e.g. spying, neighbour, dom, sub
Best of luck!
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Mazza
Thanks Liz and Coco, that's great advice and for the record, I've updated my copyright info and it doesn't need to be re-submitted to be added to the story!!
You just check the copyright box and it doesn't need to be verified at all!!
(collective sigh of relief from the story mods!)
Excellent!
Thank you for letting us know, Maz
Sound advice folks - fill out the copyright info in your account settings and tick the box on your stories as well.