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Liz
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Scarlet Seductress
Quote by clum
You know the title of that image file is weird-science.jpg, right?
Showing your nerdy side now ;)
In answer to your question, no I didn't realise that. Quite frankly, anyone who hasn't seen Weird Science should be tied to a chair and whipped with fizzy, strawberry laces.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by latinfoxy
Thank you all for your messages! She is the cutest thing ever and super smart. Really i think i have like an indigo dog LOL
She is not even 2 months old, so i can't take her for walks yet, so yeah im potty training her to use news paper. So far she is doing really good peeing in there but not so much pooping. I think she is a snob and hates pooping in news paper
At the office everyone is in love with her (how could they not, look at her!!) and she is adapting really good. I think its great that im taking her right now, because when she gets older she will be use to be around people and noises.
Even though i cant remember the last time i clean floors this much, im completely happy with the decision that i made getting her! She is amazing!
Congrats!
She's lovely!
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At the moment, Tiffany from X-Art.
http://x-art.com/models/tiffany/#Tiffany
Phew!
http://x-art.com/models/tiffany/#Tiffany
Phew!
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Quote by Pennylovesu
oooooooooooo .. so ive gotta agree wiv yu all bout yer kinkz & not av my own pinion ... so I can get along wiv ya all .. ok ... wel why doncha all try & get along wiv ME 4 a change? cuz my kink is airing my view ere same as every1 else & I am intitled 2 do that ... & kink or not ... I think 2 enjoy pissin on peeps is sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ... thatz wat I think .... u think itz kool .... that makes 2 views ... urs and mine .... so get along wiv me & I get along wiv u ... & don't judge me cuz I think its a sickkkkk kink .... thank u ....
I have literally no idea...
Scarlet Seductress
Here's how to conjugate these two verbs:
The past tense of lie is lay, so
Last week, Gino lay down on the floor.
The dog lay in the mud after it rained yesterday.
The past tense of lay is laid, so
Last week, I laid the report on your desk.
Nicole reluctantly laid her keys on the table.
The past participle of lie is lain, so
Gino has lain on the floor for days.
The dog has lain in the mud for hours.
The past participle of lay is laid, so
I have laid the report on your desk.
Nicole has reluctantly laid her keys on the table.
The past tense of lie is lay, so
Last week, Gino lay down on the floor.
The dog lay in the mud after it rained yesterday.
The past tense of lay is laid, so
Last week, I laid the report on your desk.
Nicole reluctantly laid her keys on the table.
The past participle of lie is lain, so
Gino has lain on the floor for days.
The dog has lain in the mud for hours.
The past participle of lay is laid, so
I have laid the report on your desk.
Nicole has reluctantly laid her keys on the table.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by clum
I get bored with lesbian porn, frankly. I don't care much for lesbian erotica either and I avoid verifying it on here if I can.
I am not now nor will I ever be a lesbian. I'm more likely to get aroused by something I can relate to, some scenario in which I can picture myself.
The best thing about lesbian porn is that there is more cunnilingus than hetero porn and I like cunnilingus. Other than that... meh.
WHAT!?
*Pins badge on you: Honorary Lesbian*
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Quote by aldenbradley
New here. I have trouble pushing the word limit.
I use the word counter in MS Word, but it's accuracy is --- well, you know.
I've not been able to find a word counter on the submission page.
Am I missing it or is it a possible addition worth considering?
Have no desire to become infamous among the moderators as "The Wordy One".
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Quote by 1ball
Thanks. I thought that might be aiming too high.
It does actually state on the competition page: If you have any questions regarding this contest or rules, please contact us.
Please feel free to fill out this contact form and it will be answered by one of the site admins.
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Quote by CleverFox
After reading the replies from OWA and Liz I see the error of my ways and I now realize that none of the people that have posted stories here on Lush could possibly have reached their full potential without the help of the verifiers.
We need the verifiers badly.
Some people need more help than others, CleverFox.
The verifiers work hard for the benefit of all, authors and readers.
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Quote by CleverFox
Has it ever occurred to you that maybe some of the authors don't want your "help" to make their stories "better"?
I can understand that there are standards of grammar to be upheld to make a story more easily understood but that doesn't necessarily make the story "better".
I find the attitude of any verifier that says he or she is trying to "help" me make my story "better" to be very arrogant.
Tell me what the specific problems are and I will fix them but by no means think that you have "helped" to make my story "better".
Further more, I don't need a verifier's help to be proud of my work.
So, good grammar does not improve a story?
Sorry but you've lost me with that one.
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- Ever been in one of those television stores where all the screens are hooked up to a single video camera at the end of the shop?
I like to strip off and masturbate in front of that camera. It becomes a race to see if I can cum before the mall security turn up to throw me out.
- Balancing on the top of a double-decker bus when it is traveling around the city centre. It's a little like bus surfing, only sexier.
- In the cockpit of a passenger aircraft. WARNING: Don't do this during take-off or landing, it distracts the pilots!
- On the high dive board at the swimming pool. Aren't the acoustics fantastic right up the top?
- Also, on a jet ski. The vibrations are wonderful.
I like to strip off and masturbate in front of that camera. It becomes a race to see if I can cum before the mall security turn up to throw me out.
- Balancing on the top of a double-decker bus when it is traveling around the city centre. It's a little like bus surfing, only sexier.
- In the cockpit of a passenger aircraft. WARNING: Don't do this during take-off or landing, it distracts the pilots!
- On the high dive board at the swimming pool. Aren't the acoustics fantastic right up the top?
- Also, on a jet ski. The vibrations are wonderful.
Scarlet Seductress
I don't mind admitting that one of my celebrity crushes is Kat Von D from Miami Ink.
She is covered head to toe in tattoos and although I don't generally find them a turn on, if you have the attitude to back them up, damn!
I know what you're thinking, "She would look so much hotter without the ink!"
Well, I agree. I still would though
She is covered head to toe in tattoos and although I don't generally find them a turn on, if you have the attitude to back them up, damn!
I know what you're thinking, "She would look so much hotter without the ink!"
Well, I agree. I still would though
