Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Boobies? Why would I care about boobies? What have you heard? Who have you been talking to?
Err, no one
*panics and looks for the emergency exit* Boobies make the world a better place
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Liz
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 31
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Here's how to conjugate these two verbs:
The past tense of lie is lay, so
Last week, Gino lay down on the floor.
The dog lay in the mud after it rained yesterday.
The past tense of lay is laid, so
Last week, I laid the report on your desk.
Nicole reluctantly laid her keys on the table.
The past participle of lie is lain, so
Gino has lain on the floor for days.
The dog has lain in the mud for hours.
The past participle of lay is laid, so
I have laid the report on your desk.
Nicole has reluctantly laid her keys on the table.
The past tense of lie is lay, so
Last week, Gino lay down on the floor.
The dog lay in the mud after it rained yesterday.
The past tense of lay is laid, so
Last week, I laid the report on your desk.
Nicole reluctantly laid her keys on the table.
The past participle of lie is lain, so
Gino has lain on the floor for days.
The dog has lain in the mud for hours.
The past participle of lay is laid, so
I have laid the report on your desk.
Nicole has reluctantly laid her keys on the table.
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by clum
I get bored with lesbian porn, frankly. I don't care much for lesbian erotica either and I avoid verifying it on here if I can.
I am not now nor will I ever be a lesbian. I'm more likely to get aroused by something I can relate to, some scenario in which I can picture myself.
The best thing about lesbian porn is that there is more cunnilingus than hetero porn and I like cunnilingus. Other than that... meh.
WHAT!?
*Pins badge on you: Honorary Lesbian*
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Quote by aldenbradley
New here. I have trouble pushing the word limit.
I use the word counter in MS Word, but it's accuracy is --- well, you know.
I've not been able to find a word counter on the submission page.
Am I missing it or is it a possible addition worth considering?
Have no desire to become infamous among the moderators as "The Wordy One".
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Quote by 1ball
Thanks. I thought that might be aiming too high.
It does actually state on the competition page: If you have any questions regarding this contest or rules, please contact us.
Please feel free to fill out this contact form and it will be answered by one of the site admins.
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Quote by CleverFox
After reading the replies from OWA and Liz I see the error of my ways and I now realize that none of the people that have posted stories here on Lush could possibly have reached their full potential without the help of the verifiers.
We need the verifiers badly.
Some people need more help than others, CleverFox.
The verifiers work hard for the benefit of all, authors and readers.
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Quote by CleverFox
Has it ever occurred to you that maybe some of the authors don't want your "help" to make their stories "better"?
I can understand that there are standards of grammar to be upheld to make a story more easily understood but that doesn't necessarily make the story "better".
I find the attitude of any verifier that says he or she is trying to "help" me make my story "better" to be very arrogant.
Tell me what the specific problems are and I will fix them but by no means think that you have "helped" to make my story "better".
Further more, I don't need a verifier's help to be proud of my work.
So, good grammar does not improve a story?
Sorry but you've lost me with that one.
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- Ever been in one of those television stores where all the screens are hooked up to a single video camera at the end of the shop?
I like to strip off and masturbate in front of that camera. It becomes a race to see if I can cum before the mall security turn up to throw me out.
- Balancing on the top of a double-decker bus when it is traveling around the city centre. It's a little like bus surfing, only sexier.
- In the cockpit of a passenger aircraft. WARNING: Don't do this during take-off or landing, it distracts the pilots!
- On the high dive board at the swimming pool. Aren't the acoustics fantastic right up the top?
- Also, on a jet ski. The vibrations are wonderful.
I like to strip off and masturbate in front of that camera. It becomes a race to see if I can cum before the mall security turn up to throw me out.
- Balancing on the top of a double-decker bus when it is traveling around the city centre. It's a little like bus surfing, only sexier.
- In the cockpit of a passenger aircraft. WARNING: Don't do this during take-off or landing, it distracts the pilots!
- On the high dive board at the swimming pool. Aren't the acoustics fantastic right up the top?
- Also, on a jet ski. The vibrations are wonderful.
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I don't mind admitting that one of my celebrity crushes is Kat Von D from Miami Ink.
She is covered head to toe in tattoos and although I don't generally find them a turn on, if you have the attitude to back them up, damn!
I know what you're thinking, "She would look so much hotter without the ink!"
Well, I agree. I still would though
She is covered head to toe in tattoos and although I don't generally find them a turn on, if you have the attitude to back them up, damn!
I know what you're thinking, "She would look so much hotter without the ink!"
Well, I agree. I still would though
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Dogs are awesome
They have their own personalities and quirks which make every single one an individual.
We have had a couple of dogs in the past. One was particularly cheeky, the other somewhat grumpy, but both were absolutely adorable in their own way!
Meet Alfie (8 months old).
He will make a point of sleeping in the most awkward places possible:
He will eat anything he can get his paws on:
But he's still super loveable
Heed the above advice from Trinket and DD, puppies are a handful.
It will still be the best thing you ever do. A friend for life
They have their own personalities and quirks which make every single one an individual.
We have had a couple of dogs in the past. One was particularly cheeky, the other somewhat grumpy, but both were absolutely adorable in their own way!
Meet Alfie (8 months old).
He will make a point of sleeping in the most awkward places possible:
He will eat anything he can get his paws on:
But he's still super loveable
Heed the above advice from Trinket and DD, puppies are a handful.
It will still be the best thing you ever do. A friend for life
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Quote by trinket
Oh Dear, it seems The god almighty Spriteness is giving me the hint about thanking CG for a crappy old beetroot! I had better move my cute lil arse and hop to it or my arse will be toast again I suppose.
Wish I could post unicorns and shit all over her wall. THAT would cheer her up GODDAMMIT!
Dear CG, Thanks for the crappy old beetroot that looks like a rat, you posted on my wall earlier today. I will treasure it always.
p.s. LIZZY, WTF is that green stuff you're trying to stick up your nostril? that is not a root, it looks like broccoli.
Root vegetables are so last month
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Quote by Shylass
Why is it that the only avatar I can see belongs to Sprite? Is this a ploy to win the Attention Whore comp? A punishment to weasel out who's been stealing her cookies? A way of getting more spankings? Is she cleaning them for everybody? Hide and seek? Or...?
I knew she was sneaky but that is down right cheating!
Don't make me come and get them Ms. Sprite
