None, I've never been, unfortunately.

Reading this to see if I've experienced any of these in real life!

Wow, thank you very much!

And thank you for your generous sponsership, Kimmi and family. Congratulations LYFBUZZ, James Llewellen and Cliff_edger!

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So much for the break, they won't be here, but last night I got two ideas for fanfiction.

Hi, mod here. I'm sure your ideas are fun and creative, but they won't be for Lush stories....we don't publish fan fiction here. I don't want you to set your heart on a project that won't be suitable for this site!

Thanks Kimmi! These are always fun!

I overdid it in 2025. There's no getting around it. A lot of male meat passed through my lips and my hands this year. I made my NY resolution: 

“I will not see or touch more than three cocks this year.”

It was going really well. I met a nice guy, we were great in bed, and I was dropping unsubtle hints I wanted something serious.

Alas, the chicken farm sent me a job offer.

I'd like the ability to see your combined total all time story views, if it is possible. Millionaire club chasers would know how close they are to the target!

In case you've read all the great advent entries and you fancy a bit more Christmas-themed reading,

here's a collection of my Christmas tales from over the years! You'll find Mr. and Mrs Claus, the three wise men, a corrupted nun and all sorts of silliness!

(For what it's worth, I reckon 'Oh come let us adore him' is the best one I've written)

Merry Christmas to the Lush community and thanks for reading my stories!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/naughty-or-nice-3

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/swingers/get-your-claus-into-me

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/gay-male/oh-come-let-us-adore-him

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/caga-tio

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fantasy-sci-fi/sister-noelias-christmas-visitation

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/heavenly-peace

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/my-daughters-true-love-gave-to-her

Wow, 500! That's amazing! Congratulations!

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In the black banner at the bottom of the page, under the Top Authors. There is also Top Stories there too, both have month and all-time options. 😊

I just looked, I'm second bottom on the all time list, just behind you! 🤣 I'd better think of a new micro for a boost!

Getting on with a cross dressing story, my penultimate genre towards omnium!

An idea for a very silly, comedy Lush take on a classic novel popped into my head today. I'm just going to write it and see if it works enough to be publishable.

I've got a steampunk story going . But I was thinking today it's time for a new competition. Hopefully the Lush bosses will have one up their sleeves soon!

I bit the bullet and wrote out a short (1300 words) story in the one genre I have no time for today, watersports. IF stories always come across as too ridiculous to bother or offend me, but watersports is, frankly, gross. Two more to omnium now!

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Another here is getting close. 😳

Although, for fun, 🙄 I am doing it the hard way, as I am writing a novel that links all but two genres I have left to write a story in. ATM: I have just Teen, Medical, and Mind Control to go, plus Cuckold – currently in the mod queue (first part).

You reminded me, I once wrote a whole series to tick off the craziest genres! Mind control, supernatural and horror etc!

I only need to write stories in Steampunk, Cross dressing and Watersports to get the coveted omnium badge. Steampunk is going well, the others less so!

Finally working on my last stories for omnium. I'm going to write them all at once and get them in. It's taken so long, now the end is in sight I want to get it done now! First up, femdom!

Congratulations to the three winners! A really fun competition, thank you Kimmi and family.

Firstly, congratulations to the winners of the Obsession competition! They were excellent and well deserved.

The story I'd planned didn't get finished in time, unfortunately. But it's finally up! So if you have time for one more obsession story, please take a look at...

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/the-girl-in-killer-rabbits-from-hell

“Welcome to Hell!”

“Oh no! Have mercy!”

“It’ll be over soon. You’ve just got a few sins to burn off, then you can be off to heaven.”

“Really?”

“Oh yes, we don’t keep people forever for the sexual stuff! Let’s see, blowjobs, anal, unmarried sex, Lush Stories…”

The poker glows red hot. 

“Bend over!”

Purged, my screams of pain turn to screams of joy, as hung angels pleasure me forever.

Wow, thank you, Kimmi! It looks like I'm going to fail to get my obsession story done in time so I'll get down to horror for hallowen!

My competition entry ran into quicksand and I stopped and let it go. I've got a second idea, but I need to be quick, time is running out! So it's finish the original or do the second idea at warp speed!

I'm making slow progress with an 'Obsession ' comp story, but I can't decide how to finish it. Hopefully a Sunday afternoon working on it will bring a breakthrough!

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What's this obsession competition?

A story contest launched by Lush yesterday! Take a look here and give it a go! https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/obsession

I took a break from Lush for a while but I'm on holiday now and kicking on with the obsession competition. I'm also halfway through three of the four stories I need to get the omnium badge, but I'll do the comp first!

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I did the video selfie one on a UK sex contact site I use and it was pretty painless.

I see OFCOM estimate that 14m people in the UK watch porn daily, roughly 30% of the adult population. Which begs the question what the fuck are the other 70% doing all day ?

Writing smut for Lush Stories? Plenty of people are, based on the size of the story queue!

Flower Girl

The sun warmed my shoulders, and the smell of the foliage was heavenly. Fuck it! I was free now, in body and mind. I slipped my dress off my shoulders and bared my breasts, striding through the meadow topless, not caring if anyone saw. 

He found me.

“You made it?” 

I nodded.

“I owe you one.”

“I need to be fucked. Then we’ll talk.”

On my hands and knees, three years of jail melted away.

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

On the last day, I've submitted a competition entry for moderation. I thought I might be done with Lush, but I couldn't stop on 149 stories! So the heroine of my very first story has been brought back for a second adventure. It won't be troubling the leaderboard, but I enjoyed writing it. Hope people like it!

Labouring through an island comp story, having started and thrown away three ideas already😅

I'm set on historical for this comp. This week, I gave up on an idea that wasn't working... On a remote pacific island, Takeshi claimed to have continued fighting World War 2 for Japan until the 1970s out of loyalty to the Empire. His many wives saw it differently...

So, we're off to the 19th century and the history of scientific discovery is about to be rewritten!

There once was a woman of Basque

Who took her old parents to task.

She cried, "What did you teach me,

When all that can reach me,

Is black cocks, whips and chains and a mask?"