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Magical_felix
19 hours ago
Straight Male, 43
United States
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Yeah, she charges 20 bucks a song, 60 bucks for a private and 300 for a blowjob.
Just don't ask if Destiny is her real name.
Just don't ask if Destiny is her real name.
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Quote by WellMadeMaleThe pussy beggars doling out sage dating ritual advice.
By all means, call him, chase him, give your new dating partner an inflated sense of his importance to you and at best end up with a guy who always makes you contact him - or end up with a guy who is quite happy to let you make the decisions.
I guess if you're into either of those scenarios, follow the lead of the cat.
Sounds like someone doesn't get very many calls...
I understand you come from an era where a phone call was a big deal, you actually had to get to a phone and stand by it. Nowadays we all have phones in our pockets. Making calls and sending texts is not a big deal anymore. It's weird not to call now. It's not the 70's anymore, doofus.
You saying men get an inflated sense of importance if a woman calls first just means you don't get very many, if any, post date call backs. You don't even know how to interpret it. A call just means "hey, I like you let's hang out again." But you're such an idiot that you view relations between men and woman as who has the upper hand after each interaction. That's why you're a single, old, angry, pathetic excuse for a man.
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Quote by greysgirl87
First date went well. Or I thought, now 2 days later and no contact. What's the rule of thumb ? Should I move on ?
If you like him just call him. You have nothing to lose. He may also be trying not to appear too eager. It is a shame for something to slip through your fingers because you are both trying to play it cool.
It's always awesome to me to get a call or a text from a girl the same night I met her. It breaks all the weird tension from those supposed dating rules. The most important thing in the end is your attraction to each other and calling too early or too late isn't going to change how attracted you are to him and he is to you. Just call him.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
If you call him first, you risk giving him the idea that you think he's the total shiznit. Even though you might think that.
Resist. Make him call you. You want a man who recognizes a good thing and pursues it/her...don't you? This might sound traditional, old-fashioned or just plain out of touch with the times.
I'm just saying, from the POV of a man who's made plenty of 1st calls after 1st dates that ended well enough and I thought I saw a good enough 'thing' to make the effort to show I was interested in asking for a 2nd date.
If he doesn't call... consider that you dodged a bullet and proceed forward with your life. He wasn't the shiznit after all.
You're an idiot.
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Quote by puddleduck
Well those phrases tripped off your tongue a little too easily.
Especially the one about the wig.
I was gettin' a taco 'cross the street an' I seen dat ho walk out the wig shop aiiight.
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Quote by Dudealicious
It was only a matter of time before you'd chime in.
Hope all is well Jack.
Oh relax. It's not like I am making fun of your love for Michael Bublé again. Just saying, it's weavindreams... you can do better than making fun of his typing.
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Quote by Dudealicious
How did that work for you?
I am not grandstanding at all. More like having a debate and asking you about your posts which you haven't addressed.
That's all.
Of the many things you can make fun of weavindreams for you chose to focus on a typo... I mean come on, you say you're a wise ass but I have yet to see any evidence of this.
This is just a straight up tard fight.
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Quote by seeker4
Not sure if that's a Scots thing but I work with two people from the same town who use those (I seen and I done). Thought it was maybe a central Ontario (Canada) thing.
That's pretty common in California too.
"I done seen that bitch at the wig shop."
"I seen that movie already."
"I done that ho wrong." Followed by "I should take her to get her nails did."
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When I drink a little too much I get drunk and drank mixed up.
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Quote by NymphWriter
If you don't want anyone to score your story, then don't allow any readers to vote. Simple as that.
That is not what they said at all... How do you get it so wrong? Your reading comprehension is so bizarre.
Quote by NymphWriter
Sprite's right about the issues of other sites. They tend to get a higher percentage of trolls and people who will trash your score for basically no better reason than because they can.
Good Lord... That's actually the problem here, bozo. On lush anything that is not a 5 or any kind of comment that is not total praise is considered "trolling". In no way do you get actual useful feedback on lush. Someone can fall asleep on a keyboard and call the resulting gibberish a poem or flash erotica and a bunch of people will act like that author is Shakespeare reincarnated. Last time I left a realistic comment on a story that author blocked me within the hour. (and let me know they did so because I am a troll) Like, it was a legitimate comment saying I scored the story a 4 and I talked about areas of improvement in a serious way but that was considered trolling.
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Quote by Dudealicious
Maybe some of the sexual partners had two anus's, therefore creating the need to pluralize?
Your avatar goes down in the anals of lush history as the most unintentionally funny on the site.
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This is a very wild question and thread title. You should be ashamed of yourself, Mr. Wilson.
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Quote by sprite
see, the thing is, you're not even worth the effort of a decent comeback, foo.
You might as well say that you're taking your toys and going home. What a chump..
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Quote by sprite
*slaps the annoying buzzing gnat out of the air with a rolled up newspaper* oops, sorry Jack. did that hurt?
I dare you to post that weak ass comeback on another site. It would get thumbed down faster than you can delete your account out of embarrassment.
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Quote by sprite
suntan lotion and extra socks.
Sounds kinda...kinky.
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Quote by sprite
sure, but i've seen sites that go the opposite way, low scores, abusive comments, that tend to drive authors away
No wonder you don't post on other sites OoOOOoOOooooOOHhHhhhHHH! Want some aloe for that burn, honey?
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If I get one more notification in my timeline that someone has unfollowed me I am going to march my happy ass right down to the Lush Headquarters in fucking Scottsdale Arizona and demand satisfaction.
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Quote by David1986
I think I have found some guys deliberately put female in their profile by simply chatting with them.
You must be some kind of super detective. Move over Batman, David has arrived.
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Quote by sprite
i could kill you with my thumb, you know.
Why, was it in youre but or some thing?
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Quote by sprite
now not know. feel not feal. you're not your.
Go a way, your annoying! Their, I said it.
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Quote by kriskisses
non-copyrighted
know I feal stupid as fuck. I hope your happy.
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Quote by LadyAnnWest
Obviously you didn't watch that movie because it's fucking awesome. Hard boiled is John woo and chow yun fat's fucking magnum opus.
Look, art is subjective. I get that.
But... YOURE WRONG
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Quote by SeaSiren
B A N G
Bang but with a reach around because I'm a gentleman and a squire.
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Quote by gav
ok this issue was effecting Chrome on Android. i've just uploaded a patch, let me know how it goes.
2 > 1 > 0 right Buz?
Dude, the shit you do sounds like such a pain in the ass...
I don't say nice things often. But, good job; good job keeping the site running. Sounds like a lot of work. Sounds like a fucking NIGHTMARE. But you get it done. Good job dude.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
The Passion of the Christ.
That belongs in the BDSM section.
You should know better. Keep the site tidy, dawg.