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Magical_felix
1 day ago
Straight Male, 43
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Quote by ORGYMAN_BBC


I don't believe this at all. Take Captain America at the beginning of Winter Soldier. He runs about 20 miles in under an hour, and right after, he feels perfectly fine, and is off to work. I'm not saying that we need to be superpowered, but I do think that once you reach a level of physical fitness, it is really just about maintaining your perfect fitness, and improving in the ways that you need to improve. Once you reach a certain level, you heal faster, and feel perfect, even when you're running at full speed for an hour straight on the treadmill, or lifting more weight with many reps than most normal people.

I feel the idea is to get to a point where you can do more than even the fittest people, faster, stronger, longer, and with more stamina, endurance, focus, and endurance. Once you get to that point, then torturing yourself in a "mere workout" is kind of silly. At that point, you start realizing that bigger challenges are out there, like playing professional football, becoming a boxer/wrestler/martial artist, of even joining the military. If you're going to torture yourself in a workout, and you're already fit, then at that level, you want it to count for something, whether that is money, or the chance to make a difference.

I don't dread working out because I feel great after, and because my workout regimen/nutrition help me look and feel great all the time, and be optimal, means that it becomes nearly impossible to dread my workout, even if I have to push myself past my limits. Just a few weeks ago, I ran a marathon on one day. I wasn't really even tired, despite it being challenging, and I wondered when I would do it again. I ran another marathon a day later. And I felt even better, to the point that I considered running a marathon every day. I just might do that, for a few months, just to say that I did that for a while. Realistically time is very important to me, so that is the only reason I won't be able to do that forever.

If I don't dread running a marathon (26 miles) every day, then what workout can I really be honestly dread? How much harder can I push myself to the point that I need to get more value from what I'm doing? I mean I enjoy every minute of it, and I only get better the more I do, to the point that Freerunning and Parkour is next. Those things are extremely difficult, but they don't feel difficult when you do them because your body is so perfect, and feels so perfect, and you're doing amazing things, so difficulty becomes a completely relative thing.


Captain America... silly... parkour...

Got it.
Quote by doctorlove


Never ever brag about what you do in the gym. Become bad ass enough that others do it for you.


Did that seem like bragging to you?
Quote by Verbal


It absolutely is. A few hundred for a short story (and that is a LOT to get paid for a short story) that takes a week to write is not gonna pay the rent. The few full time writers I know work their asses off, and write ALL THE TIME to make it work. They publish their own stuff, they get picked up by anthologies, they take ghost-writing work, they spend a ton of time on promotion and networking.

As for your earlier question, Duotrope (awesome searchable database, it's how I find places to submit) defines semi-pro as 1-5 cents a word, pro 5 cents a word and up.



These writers you know make less than what a kid working at In n Out makes and they have the gall to call themselves pros?
Quote by MadMartigan


Now you’ve gone and baited SereneWanker into probably posting his bench, squat, and dead numbers.


He can post his pansy ass 5 lb pink weights and Olivia Newton John step up bench system all he wants. His girly wet noodle ass doesn’t lift shit.
Quote by simplyjohn


Now that did make me laugh for which I thank you... 'piston' ... firing on all cylinders I guess. smile


Thanks bud. But seriously try it on some fuckable English “ladies”, no harm no foul. Swing your dick around. So they say no thanks... but keep throwing your line in, get some some stinky on your dinky.
Quote by simplyjohn
Well since I am rather old fashioned quite a long time... I would only attempt to kiss her after three dates.


John, obviously that isn’t working. Fucking man up. Let your next date know you’ll fucking choke the fuck out of her while you piston in and of all her holes John.
Quote by Reddo89


Yeh hilarious.


If you want me to make it hilarious that’s extra. 700 bones per 500 words.
Quote by Reddo89
Am trying to find a reasonably priced author to work on a short story/scenario for me but not had any luck.

Someone I talked to came back to me with a $200 cost for a story. I really had no idea one would cost this much. I don't want an entire perfect epic novel or something just a shortish story about a specific scenario I had in mind. Are there any known authors/sites that have erotic story writers who charge more reasonable rates based on the length of the story?

Cool site by the way there is some awesome content here. Thx.


I’ll write 500 decent words with metaphors n shit for 500 bucks.
The real question is how long do you need to know a chick before you lick her butt.
Quote by MadMartigan


I was of the opinion that these “aliens” struck so hard and fast, and those mofos were fast, that people didn’t have the time to really think up ways to attack. Plus the whole, make any sound that isn’t obscured by a bigger sound and you’re dead thing.

SPOILER.
I think it took the particular frequency that the father rigged up on the hearing aid.


SPOILER

they make it seem like yeah they strike so fast and all that but they show a bunch of articles about the aliens. All the prep with the sand and sound proof trinkets. Makes it seem like the humans weren’t overrun in hours. But weeks, maybe months.
You should always dread your workout, get high off it midway through, then feel absolutely euphoric afterwards.

If you don't dread your workout, you're not hitting it hard enough.

Nothing worthwhile comes easy.
Quote by MadMartigan


Or staying quiet while having sex with Emily Blunt! That's like... the fuck is that even possible?

That was one detail I was willing to suspend belief for though because the acting was brilliant, especially like by the deaf actress.


Yeah the little girl was a standout for sure.

SPOILER WARNING

Not sure why I got so caught with details on this particular movie, maybe because it was so visually driven, but the fact the monster went through that grain silo like butter then struggled with the truck kinda annoyed the hell out of me. Also, the resolution with the frequency fucking the monsters up was good but like, no one thought to do that before? You got a monster that has evolved in a way to have their hearing be 99% of the way they navigate and not one human before this family thought to attack it audibly? kinda annoyed me.

Nitpicking aside, it was a very good movie. Did what a movie should do, entertain, make you think, provide escapism for a bit.
Quote by MadMartigan
A Quiet Place but I have admittedly not seen many movies so far this year. That’ll hange with my MoviePass subscription.

I still have plans to Isle of Dogs, Kodachrome, and Death of Stalin. So it’ll change pretty quick honestly.


They never addressed the huge plot hole of sneezing, farting, coughing, queefing, plopping, taking a leak in the woods, or anything!
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I watched this splendid Russian model...



Are you sure it wasn’t cock?
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Hey good game. Ok Eodman, which shorts are mine?






Dude... call the cops because someone stole your ass and hips.
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Thanks... Hugs...


I only take plugged in hugs, know what I’m saying...
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Thanks for explaining... Tho some are written on paper before they are put on here...


Oh okay, then that is some unplugged shit right there.
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Lol no... I explain what each poem or story means to me and what triggered/prompted the writing.



Then it should be chica’s writing: behind the keyboard or like chica’s writing: explained. Unplugged implies a natural non technological feel. Just saying. Don’t fake the funk.
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i want a chocolate sauce tribute!


Yes

Edit: sorry, I thought you were offering. But you’re asking. Send me a portrait and I’ll take a big shit on it for sure.
I think it comes off different in person. On the internet it’s always funny. In person it’s a different story because you actually have to put your metal to the test.
Sounds like this person lies to you for attention. I have a feeling that no matter what this person always has a sob story. What a total waste of time on your part Lafayette. Close your laptop.
I have no choice (I really really love the ballbusting women in my life though).... But hiking/pool/cardio, then strength, then core, then legs and repeat while eating shit that can easily be confused with vomit is what it really takes. Keeps me looking fierce, strong, annoyed, and sexy.
I think a privacy breach is inevitable.

Have a contingency plan ready when you must toot your own horn.