It's Saturday morning, 10 a.m., the day after my jerk off video. Kayla is volunteering for the Church’s Street Mission Project and won’t be home until 5. I'm standing out back of the house, drinking a morning cup of coffee, and trying to summon up the enthusiasm to mow the lawn. I hear the back door open and close, and then Rosalind comes to stand beside me. I glance at her. She's got a glass of orange juice, and is dress...