Slut For A Day
It may sound absurd, but it is 100% true.
I’m typically a very modest man. A bit shy, and always misreading signs from members of the opposite sex, thinking ‘I’m just imagining it, there’s no way she’s interested in me’. To this end, I’ve never been a “lady’s man”, with multiple partners, side chicks etc. My body count is small, usurped by nearly every partner I’ve had, except maybe one. Now before you go making assumptions, no, I’m not ugly. Or so I’ve been told...