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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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This thread makes me feel sick.

Edit: some specific posts make me feel sick... Blech

(I mean you, Vines. You're not showing yourself well here and I support what the others have said)
I just finished watching The Tudors, it was pretty good
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Okay, I might be reaching, but here goes. Would it be possible to see the percentage of votes to views and the percentage of comments to views? I think that these percentages tell a story.

“What story,” you might ask. Here it is...Based upon my setting ‘only members can vote on my stories’, here’s my take. Views alone are great; however, I want to know the percentage of individuals moved enough to vote and comment on the story or poem.

Here’s an example.

My story Brown has 13,618 views with 81 votes. Now the numbers sound great; however, when I examine the percentage of people who viewed it against those moved to vote, it tells a different picture. .59% of people felt moved enough to vote. (Not so pretty.)

Here’s another example.

My poem Daily Head - A Sonnet has 1200 views with 90 votes. This yields a vote to view percentage of 7.5%. My poem moved more people to vote than my story.

Thanks for the consideration.


I'd like to see stats for audio stories as they can vary greatly form reads and views...
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YOU LAUGH AND BLUSH!!!!!!

(If I'm the ONLY GUY IN THE WORLD who has never experienced a Fake Female Orgasm I WANT A BADGE!!!!!!!)

xx SF

Nicola: "... ... ... ..."

Me: "Fuck You..."

Nicola: "I'm not convinced you've ever experienced a REAL one... Just saying..."

Me: "OH COME ON???!!!???"

Nicola: "Birthday rules... I can say what I like..."

Me: "WHO MADE THESE RULES??????"

Nicola: "My site, Love..."

Me: "... ... ... "



Ha ha ha ha
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Almost everyone around here (central Scotland) is white, so there's no interracial relationship that is particularly common.


Yup, that's true..

I once snogged a Pakistani boy. That's as close as I've gotten.

(I HAVE dated a couple of ginger guys in my time though!!)
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we have something like an EP, only it goes to an entire series. it's judged solely on the entire series, not individual chapters, and it's only awarded to finished series. i believe that Ravenstar, DD, and Alphamage have been awarded one so far?


aaah, I didn't realise that's what it was - I thought it was like a new category or something...

Cheers x



Happy belated birthday my gorgeous friend!!

I hope that you a wonderful day and got treated like a princess!

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The badge suggestion cam from Liz, I did the easy bit, mashed the keyboard to produce some code to determine the winners smile

I need to work out why you're not a famous vocalist


Ha! That's awesome!! I know I've done a lot of audios!

Would it be possible/feasible to have not a contributor add on a story, but an 'audio by' thing?

Can I also ask about the Series thing? Do I remember rightly that there was going to be a category or something similar for that?
(I only ask because I finally finished a series hahahah)

Anyway, don't want to add to your list, much...

Cheers Gav!!

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That won't work because we also have a Lesbian category, so it needs to be distinctly male, somehow.

You could go with Man-On-Man, or something (not that I actually have a problem with 'Gay Male', but I understand the point that's being raised).


Oh that's a fair point - I don't have a problem with Gay Male either - again, it's functional and to the point...
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Well, as an atheist I can assure you that calling oneself after what you're not is not always a success either ;)


WHat about "Same Sex" - that's functional and accurate is it not? I doubt anyone could get offended by that?
Oooh, a shiny new badge for audio stories!!!



Thank you Gav!!

xxxxx
Welcome to writer's block... it can take many forms - my personal one is procrastination. It's not that I don't have the time to write, I really do, even though I've been busy.

I actually finished a series and also wrote a poem in the last week and the reason is because a friend said I should limit myself to 45 minutes a day and even if it's going well, I should stop at the 45 minute mark...

It actually worked. He's a very smart friend...

Now I just need to keep the momentum going.

My advice to you is, find a strategy that works for you and stick with it (easy, huh?)
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happened again this weekend, although I was on the bike, not running, and on a different route.

I was passed by a man who pulled over into the ditch and opened his trunk. As I approached he tried to flag me down. (I sped up when he opened his trunk!) once I passed he got back in the car and followed me for a way. It was forested section of a busy road. Just as I approached a store, and was about to turn in, he left.

I shouldnt have to worry about this.


I'm not surprised that you attract attention, D. You are a striking woman, but yes, this rather crosses the line from simple admiration to something a little more sinister.

Would it be worth speaking to the local police? Since you've said that this hasn't been an isolated incident and is obviously a concern. I'd hazard a guess that you're not the only one this has been happening to. Perhaps they would think about sending a patrol car by now and then? Just a thought, but one worth considering.

It does worry me that you're carrying a knife though. As Liz pointed out, it could get you into trouble and there's obviously the potential for it to backfire on you in a struggle or whatever. The sharp hair things are good, but I think a pepper/mace spray would be better and mean that you wouldn't have to actually cause great physical injury to someone.

After a couple of attempted child abductions in the news here, I taught my girls the old "Escape to gain safety" thing

*E*scape - Eyes
*T*o - Throat
*G*ain - Groin
*S*afety - Shins

All of these parts of the body are vulnerable and in injuring them, would hopefully give the victim the chance to escape, rather than get into an actual fight. Escape being the best scenario...