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OMG!! Mazza!! I spit my coffee!! That was an absolute classic!!!

I think I love you!!

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Sorry, what's a pizda?

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gonna change my name to huffty then

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it bugs me because i just like chatting to women regardless of their sexual orientation and despite being a man I can read the word LESBIAN and understand its implications anyway Cheers to all women out there

Many couples need/prefer lube during sex. However, many commercial lubricants can be irritating (or just aren’t quite right). Ingredients that many women find irritating are alcohol (most gel based lubricants) and glycerin and paraben (most water based lubes), never mind the stuff they add for smell and taste.

A great option for those who find commercial lubes irritating or are troubled by the fact than many of the ingredients remain unpronounceable to everyone but organic chemists is coconut oil. Yes, the stuff you use for cooking. You can buy it at most drug stores and at Safeway prices of $9 for a massive jar it is also a lot cheaper than that tiny little bottle of Slippery Stuff.

Coconut oil is a solid at room temperature, but as soon as you glop
a bit on your hands it starts to melt. If you rub a bit quickly in your hands for a few seconds you immediately have a liquid.

Oil based lubricants provide a lot of staying power (they cling well to the tissues), so reapplication in all but the most, uh, robust sessions is generally not needed (although, not that it matters, if you need/prefer more lube, so be it!). Also, because the oil provides a thicker coating than silicone, water, or gel based lubricants it is often preferred by post menopausal women who are not using estrogen or women with increased vulvovaginal sensitivities (such as women with vulvodynia, a vulvar pain syndrome).

You can also use Crisco, but fully hydrogenated oils for sex sounds, uh, well, unsexy. And I am still unconvinced that they are a good idea health wise. Olive oil is also an option, but in general my patients seem to prefer coconut oil. It seems to be a hands down winner in the taste, texture, and aroma departments.

The only down side with coconut oil is that you can’t use it with latex condoms because oil degrades latex.

The other upside of coconut oil is that it works a great moisturizer for dry skin!

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so are you saying lesbians cant, wont, or shouldnt chat to men ?
oh and by the way this forum was ask the girls, the clue is in the word girls but cheers all the same to you and overmykneenow

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Maybe because they are lesbians? haha
They don't want to talk to men on website like this if they're only interested in women.

I mean, if someone was a straight male, they're not really going to add men on here.
If someone was a gay male, they're not really going to add females on here.
If someone was a straight female, they're not really going to add females on here.

If this site wasn't a sexual site, it would be different. But it is, and people typically only want to add the gender(s) they are interested in.

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The autobiographer badge requires all sections of your profile to be filled out. As you remove/add things from sections of your profile, the badge will also fluctuate.

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Speaking of badges, I hardly ever look at that part of my profile, but for some reason I noticed today that I lost my autobiographers badge. Not sure what I did to lose it. Or maybe Buz took it.

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Lush Stories is without question the best erotic story site available. The stories about a the shy, innocent, conservative wife transitioning to an erotic & wanton hot wife with hubby's approval are particularly stimulating. We need more of them. 'Sean3' is one particular author who has captured that scene well. My wife and I have entered the hot wife arena and love it. More stories would be quite welcomed. =d>

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I have been on Lush for over a year now, I also have over 100 stories and one thing I have learned is, you’re never going to make everyone happy. People who are going to get bent out of shape over a three, two or one, needs to just relax.

Yes, we as authors bust our humps to do well writing and to get a low score sucks. But you know what? Oh well. They just have poor taste in writing. Get over it. Does it matter what they think? The more people read it, the score will go back up to five, eventually. As long as people keep scoring.

I just got a two the other day on one of my stories, it had a perfect five. Now it doesn’t, guess what? I don’t care. Why? Because 45 other people thought it was 5 worthy.

People just need to relax. If it is the same butthole who keeps down-scoring, block them! Also, Lush mods do pretty good at staying on top of jerks who down-score too much.

And, I’m with the others, I like knowing who has scored, so I can thank them. So, suck it up, buttercup. Focus on those who DO like your stories.

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Everyone seems happy with timelines, but the issue seems to be with scoring, the loss of anonymity and it's knock-on effects.

How about, not showing scores until at least 5 are in? You can see if someone scored you, but you wouldn't know who had awarded what. This retains the anonymity of scores, and as no scores are initially shown, maybe there's less incentive to "jump on a bandwagon" - be that a positive or negative one.

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ear, lots of wax for lubrication since my dick is so small.

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Finnish 19 years old with spot-on accents. Some great talent!

This video has gathered million of views in just a few days. Worth watching it.

To the LS members of the respective countries the last word, if she’s indeed speaking with a perfect accent.. well one language is called “pizza” Hmm where could it be from?