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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Quote by CurlyGirly


If I had just slid my panties off, and he was jerking off smelling them or stroking his cock with them that would be hot. However, if he was taking my dirty panties out of the hamper and smelling them to jerk off while I wasn't around that would NOT turn me on. Wearing my panties or women's panties in general is a total deal breaker for me.


What she said...
Muddy Waters (can't remember the name of the song - "I roll and I tuuuumble...")

Sure makes cooking more fun though...

*dancing around the kitchen*
Quote by CurlyGirly





"Kissing Under the Cameltoe" sounds like the name of a Lush Christmas poem if I ever heard one!!! *hint* *hint*


Well, you COULD have IMd me!! Now EVERYBODY will be kissing under the damned cameltoe!!!

I dunno, I reckon Shylass could do it justice...
Quote by CurlyGirly
While I love wearing the color red on anything, I have an intense dislike for any and all holiday-themed clothes. Definitely not my thing, although I'm not opposed to holding some mistletoe over my nether region for the right person!


Kissing under the CAMELTOE???


Bwahahahahahah

Quote by wolverine15
Seriously, is that Mazza chasing LM??????



And why the fuck is he carrying a blow up doll??????


Now that IS funny!!



Guess we can do some Christmassy stuff now, huh?
Quote by Shylass
My last comp story had over 7000 listens, but wayyy less views on the page itself. Gav said it's something to do with podcasts or something or other.


Spoke to Gav and he said: There is an RSS feed of our audio stories syndicated with a number of podcast/audio directories. I suspect the higher numbers are coming from listeners on these services.

From the mouth of The Man!!

I don't see what difference it makes if they're following you or not?

They would still be able to see from the front page when you posted a story? Probably from your profile page too, even if they're blocked?
Quote by CurlyGirly


Nicki, you're wearing LM's favorite type of shoes...ass shoes!!! He's gonna swoon when he sees those!


Be on your best behavior, looks like the authorities have arrived!


Aaaah those ass shoes!! I remember them well!!



Funny vid, WMM!!

Quote by RejectReality
I had something similar happen elsewhere with an illustrated story once.

What had happened was that someone had posted it to a group and direct-linked the images in the copy of the story. Since they were stored locally on my server, I was able to see the unexpected traffic and its source.

There's a fairly good chance someone has posted a direct link to the audio file elsewhere ( perhaps copy-pasting the text ) which would by-pass the view ticker here on Lush.



I never thought of that! Maybe it got tweeted or something?

Thanks xx
Quote by Liz


Maybe they fell in love with your sexy voice and played it more than once.


Ha ha...

Seriously though, the audio is over 40 mins long - I doubt anyone would listen to my mutterings twice in a row?

Just seems odd that there doesn't seem to be any correlation between story and audio views?
I have , Mac and accounts...

, I've had since the '90s and I will keep it...

My mac account is convenient but I don't use it that much

I love my account and it works SO well on my iPhone and obviously ties in nicely with all of the other google features like Gdrive, googlechat and soforth... So, yeah, I agree with you, Liz, for me!!