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Has any man ever passed that test? I believe in romance but isn't it a little bit too gushing?

Mark Radcliffe reminds us of the importance of communicating love

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Dear Ladies Who Are On The Fence About Whether Or Not to Dump The Guy Who’s Taking You For Granted: here’s what you should be hearing from the guy who’s worthy of your time. Maybe not right away, but within, say, 3-6 months. Otherwise, hit the “next” button. For the sake of both you and all the guys out there who are waiting for you to be single again.

1) I adore you. This isn’t about sex, this isn’t about desire. This is about how you make me glow whenever you walk into a room, glad that you just exist, whether I’m the guy beside you or just someone admiring you from twenty feet away.

2) You inspire me. I love how you’re living your life, what you’re devoting yourself to, how you’re spending your time, what path you’ve chosen, how you deal with the people around you.

3) I respect you. You’re the first person I think of when I want a serious opinion on something. Anything. From topics like “Am I being an asshole here?” to “Which is better, MadMen or Breaking Bad?”

4) I just love kissing you. Ok, so, years from now, if by some awful paragliding accident we both end up paralyzed and have no use of our lower extremities and can never get it on again, I’ll still feel pretty good about it as long as I can just kiss you as much as I want.

5) I don’t want to change you. Yes, there are some things about you that I don’t get. That I don’t love. But you’re you. And all the other stuff that comes with you, I would never want to lose. So I don’t want to disturb the equation. I want to keep it intact. And just help it grow.

6) I accept your drama. Sure, you’ve got some anger issues with your mom. Or dad. Or sister. Or job that you’re trying to get out of. I can handle that, even when it’s a bit exhausting. I even support it. None of us is drama-free, me especially. I respect that you’re fighting against something.

7) I’ve totally got the hots for you. As in: seriously, can we get these clothes off already? I’m dying here. We should really find our way to the nearest bedroom. Or kitchen. Or rooftop.

8. I love that you tell me off sometimes. Seriously. I may not always admit it, but I respect it. I’m full of bullshit sometimes, and I like to know you won’t take it. If I’m gonna have someone by my side, I better know she didn’t just fall for the first guy that came along, and she’ll keep holding me to my higher standards. I don’t want a pushover.

9. You’re on my mind. Constantly. Especially when I’m supposed to be thinking about something else. When I’m at work, giving a presentation, watching a movie with my buds. There you are, all in the middle of my shit, outta nowhere. And yet, I can’t help but smile.

10. You captivate me. You have my full attention. I’m not thinking about her. Or her. Or her. Just you. Oh, and that presentation I have this week. And my taxes that are due. But mostly just you.

11. I forgive you. The other day, you were completely crazy. Seriously, you went off the deep end about something. You blamed me for something I didn’t do, or didn’t actually say, or didn’t actually think. But hey, you’re human, you’re allowed a ‘gimme’ now & then. (As am I.) And look, with all the beauty you bring to my life, I’m still coming out way ahead.

12. I love you. Sorry to get all heavy on you, but it’s true. While the last guy you dated for three years could never say it, I’m telling you now: I love you. You’re wonderful. I want to be more like you. I want others to be more like you. I want whatever kids we might hypothetically have together to be like you. You’re my idea of a fantastic person. I want to help you be as ‘you’ as possible.

13. I can’t stop talking about you. You’re not some little secret I keep. Or hide. You’re my favorite thing on the planet. I told my mom about you before we even had our first date. I told my buddies about you immediately after our first date (didn’t wanna jinx it). You’re a story I could tell over and over and over again.

14. I see my future with you. Sure, I may not say this right away—I mean hopefully I won’t say this right away, for fear of scaring you off—but I’m thinking about it. We men, we can be planners, we can project, we can get ahead of ourselves. And me? I wanna get ahead of myself with you.

15. I just need to hold you. I may not always feel like having sex. I may not always feel like kissing. But I just need to be kinda near you. Be next to you. Be unable to lay away from you on the bed without wrapping myself around you. I don’t even understand it, frankly, but I do. So accept it, please. It’s something that something inside of me knows I need.

16. Thank you. For existing. For being you. For having your smile. For having the laugh that you do. For laughing at the things you do. For not laughing at the things you think are too stupid. For having a point of view and a strong sense of self. For wearing that amazing skirt the day I met you. For not wearing it when I introduced you to my mom. For having your standards. For getting pissed off when something matters. For showing your appreciation when you see beauty. For just existing. Seriously, I may never even get a chance with you, and if so, so be it. I’m just glad the universe made you. It makes me feel a lot better about the place I live in. But, barring that, come here please. I need to kiss you now. And for a while after that.

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If you guys aren't naturally sexually adventurous, then this may be a bit overwhelming for her.

Do you guys watch porn together? If so, show her a few threesome or gang bang scenes. Good gang bang scenes. Nothing too rough or sensationalized. Then ask her if she likes it.

I hate to be a downer, but if you guys don't even go so far as being risque with each other, your chances of realizing this fantasy are probably very slim. But then again, she may have a kinky side that she never thought she could ever express. You never know.

I think you guys should start having kinky fun on your own before you start inviting other guys into the mix. Try a little dirty talk and see how she responds to it. Introduce her to the idea of double penetration by fingering her ass while you fuck her. Buy her some toys and insert them in different places. You get the idea.

She may just be waiting for you to take that first step.

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I'll have the special.

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(breaks out the whips and chains)

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The only way to enjoy the party is to sit back relax and enjoy.
A 'Flute' of chilled 'Moet', some fine wafer biscuits spread with pate and topped with slices of fresh strawberries.

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C'mon Mazza... that's gotta be a sock full of loose change down those pants.

I used to wear yoga pants till my coach called them "murmur" pants.... you can see the lips move, but can't hear a thing.
Yes, they're very comfy, but I don't wear them out and about... gym only.

Ban them?.... a bit extreme.

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I've wrestled with those thoughts frequently in my life...

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I effing LOVE the opt-out of mass messages! THANK YOU!

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Go gay and keep your head, I've got no problem with skin tight pants if they're on a woman.

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No. I like some aggressive dominant/submissive intensity and roleplay sometimes, but it's more 'in the moment' interplay and strictly sexual. Sex is really the only place where I find any kind of power-exchange exciting.

A 'lifestyle' or relationship focused on BDSM elements would not appeal to me.

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This doesnt even make sense.

try this one, its not mine, but its a cookbook I trust

Glazed Meatloaf
Ingredients
1 cup ketchup
1/4 cup packed brown sugar
2 1/2 tablespoons cider vinegar
1/2 teaspoon Tobasco sauce
2 teaspoons vegetable or canola oil
1 onion, chopped fine
2 garlic cloves, minced
2/3 cup crushed saltine crackers (about 17 crackers)
1/3 cup milk (not skim)
1 pound 90% lean ground beef
1 pound ground pork or turkey
2 large eggs plus 1 large yolk
2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
1/3 cup finely chopped fresh parsley
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon pepper
Directions
1. Whisk all the ingredients for the glaze in a small saucepan until the sugar dissolves. Reserve 1/4
cup glaze mixture in a small bowl and simmer the remaining glaze over medium heat until it is
slightly thickened, about 5 minutes. Cover and keep warm.
2. Line a rimmed baking sheet with aluminum foil and coat lightly with cooking spray. Heat oil in a
nonstick skillet over medium heat until shimmering. Cook the onion until godlen, about 5-7 minutes.
Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Transfer to a large bowl.
3. Process the saltines and milk in a food processor until smooth. Add the beef and pork and pulse
until well combined, about ten 1-second pulses. (You can also do this process by hand, although the
beef and saltine mixture won’t be as well mixed.) Transfer the meat mixture to the bowl with the
cooled onion mixture. Add the eggs and yolk, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, thyme, parsley, 1
teaspoon salt and 3/4 teaspoon pepper to the bowl and mix with your hands until combined.
4. Adjust the oven racks to the upper (about 4-inches away from broiler elements) and middle
positions and heat the broiler. Transfer the meat mixture to the prepared baking sheet and shape it
into a 9- by 5-inch loaf. Broil on the upper rack until well browned, about 5 minutes. Brush 2
tablespoons of the reserved, uncooked glaze over the top and sides of the loaf and then return to
the oven and broil for another 2 minutes.
5. Transfer the meatloaf to the middle rack and brush with the remaining uncooked glaze. Change the
oven temperature to bake at 350 degrees and bake the meatloaf for 40 to 45 minutes, until cooked
through. Transfer the meatloaf to a cutting board and tent with foil. Let it rest for 20 minutes. Slice
and serve, passing the cooked glaze at the table.