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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Quote by JasonM
Shylass hit it dead center - it's not being published that matters, it's writing.

Even if you never share it with ANYONE, you're still a writer.


Agreed!

I write, so I am a writer smile
Quote by BigJay23


So you'd like me :P


You look like Gerard Butler? (It's his voice too btw, not his rubbish American accent, but his proper Scottish one...)
Quote by Poppet

So, I'm all like, okay, I'll go with Adam and Eve! Right on! But, then remembered I have no Adam to my Eve.


I LOVE how optimistically long Adam's leaf is!

Quote by Shylass


I don't have any cock-in-pussy experience, I'm afraid, but I have a huge amount of orgasm-from-fingering experience.

Firstly, not every orgasm is the same. Some are stronger, longer, less, more. It's never the same every time. It can depend on her mood, how turned on she is, time of the month, if she's stressed, if you hit her G-spot, etc.

Secondly, fingers and mouth can do a whole lot more at times simply because they are more dextrous, and can find different angles and produce varied pressures and rhythmns, all at the same time.

I would say your lass probably genuinely doesn't know why it was different. It's not a sign that you're a crap lover. Rather, it shows you're capable of pleasing your lass in many ways.

Experiment with positions and angles of penetrative sex, by all means. But please don't be worried or upset because you made your partner orgasm hard! Every orgasm is brilliant, no matter how it comes (geddit?)! If she likes her nipples sucked, try to find a position where you can do that as well as penetrate.

Above all, I would try to enjoy it, and experiment because it's fun, not because you're trying to do with one part of you that another can do just as well or better. Try both in one session! Good luck.



I don't think I could say it better than my friend Shylass - she's nailed it!
Waiting was worth it
Everything I could wish for
He moved me deeply
Ooooh!!! How exciting!!!

Maybe I'll find the inspiration to get an entry in this time!! Sounds fabulous and I'm really looking forward to seeing what everyone comes up with on this one!!

(Liz, that was an awesome post!!)
I actually bought two - Stand and Deliver, by Adam and the Ants

and

Embarrassment by Madness
Quote by Poppet


I do! Now stop teasing us and get on with part three already!


Part 3 is well underway and looking good - not sure it will be ready soon though?

Adele!!! How lovely to see you back! (Loving your costume!!)

Welcome Jason!! Thank you for joining the party!!

Quote by Magical_felix


I think I put you down as a no.


I only said no to the sucking... I wouldn't ask my man to go down on me at that time of the month, but fucking and messing [sic] around is fine by me...

I guess that makes me a yes?









De Niro - rocked a beard when young, still rocking it now

(hey, is it just me, or does he remind you of a certain DirtyMartini???)














Ha, I DO like a beard on a guy - and, I've come to the conclusion that perhaps I like them a lot more than I realised, as I looked through pictures of bearded men to post here...

As long as they keep them clean - no food leftover for later, no birds nesting in them...

Quote by Magical_felix


Blatant sexism aside, the tally is now:

Yes to period cock: 1

No to period cock: 3

Undecided: 4


I see a double standard emerging here.


Did you put me down as a yes or a no or an undecided?
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I don't know if other people would find this useful, but how about a text box on the "story submission" template for the writer to add a short note to the Mods about it?

Once or twice I've taken a story offline to make corrections, and it would have been nice when I resubmitted it to be able to add a little note like "Story taken offline to correct punctuation" or whatever, so the Mods knew why they were having to verify it again.

I suppose it could be open to abuse by people saying things like "Put this online quickly or else", but hopefully not!



It would be useful, but it's not actually necessary...

What I usually do is just add a note at the top of the story, something like this:

If I've edited a story that's already posted...

**mods' note, please remove - all I've done here is fix a few typos and add a footnote. Thank you so much do taking the time, maz xx

Or, if I'm submitting it for the first time, maybe something like this...

**mods' note, please remove - I've submitted this story in the BDSM category, but I'm not sure that's the right place, please change or advise... Blah blah, whatever extra info is relevant..

It seems to work pretty well...
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It was the case though, or else men would have evolved to be better than women at nurturing babies, but that's just not what happened. And I didn't say that's all the women did. They took care of the man when he was sick too. And they picked berries and made baskets n shit.


But, in this alternate world that you've described in your op, you men do all the bleeding...

I think that means you need to make me a sammich!

*swats your ass as you move to the kitchen*

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I was going to check if my question was at least original but there's over 150 pages.
I agree about the repeats, I tend to answer them again and again until the monotony kicks in.
I thought it maybe because the girls think with their brains and the guys use an organ lower down their anatomy.


Sure, some guys do think with their dicks, but that's a hugely sweeping generalisation...
Even on lush, I've met many wonderful men who are intelligent, creative and fun and what's more, actually use their big brains more often than the little ones...

I think you're seeing a sex divide that's not really there...

Vive la différence!
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Oh I have a theory on why men are big babies while sick. Now the gals may disagree initially but put your tomatoes down until you ponder it a bit.

I think it is because of evolution. Like back in hunter gatherer times everyone in the cave would probably get sick because of the tight quarters. Now the woman of course would have to take care of the babies, sick or not, so they evolved to not feel as weak when sick. Now back then there wasn't effective medicine and people would die from any old mild sickness. The men were really important in a family unit, maybe even more important for survival because an alpha male could have several woman pumping out babies at once. If a chick died here or there it was fine, survival wise, because other women could take over the dead chick's babies. So when the man got sick he would feel super weak and be bed ridden because going out to hunt while sick could prove fatal. So nature made men evolve this way to protect the alpha man. The woman would still have to take care of the man knowing that without him they wouldn't have sabertooth tiger meat to eat, only berries n shit. So they would take care of him in spite of being sick and so over the centuries they evolved to handle being sick better than the man.


Okay, I can sort of see where you're coming from [sic] but you're making the assumption that back then, women just sat around and looked after the offspring? I doubt very much that was the case... Plus I'm told that the men were much tougher back then than now...


Quote by Magical_felix

We would have evolved to shoot out tadpole sized babies out of our cocks and it would be just as painful. Don't be ridiculous.


Correction, it would be WAY more painful for you to evict a tadpole from your Jap's eye than it is, even now, for us to push out something about the size of a melon, with a body attached, from our vajayjays (and I know, I've done it twice - not the tadpole thing, obviously)

OH and I mean like a watermelon, not one of those cantaloupe things - those are for pussies - hahahahahah geddit?

Quote by elitfromnorth


Let me see you say how a little baby that your man literally just shat out is beautiful. Not to mention you going out to get us pickled herrings at 2 AM because we're craving it


Yes, I will bring you pickled herring, but only because I love you - I'm not sucking your cock though, that fermented fish makes your jizz taste funky, not to mention your period discharge... Forget it!!

Quote by Shylass


Judging by the stories of enormous poos my brother's mates used to describe every time they took a dump, I don't think that will be a problem. Those lads must have been laying breeze blocks!


If they had babies, they wouldn't come out of their arses - at least I don't think so, not if the period goo was from their wee wangs...
I went to see Hugh Heffner,
I was looking for a job,
Something that would pay quite well,
Where I'd earn a fair few bob.

He asked me to get naked,
Down to my birthday suit,
I bared my tits and pussy
And he stood and had a look.

He turned his head from side to side,
He gave my breasts a feel.
He asked me to bend over
And then he made me squeal.

My boobs they were not pert enough.
My butt had too much sag
My pussy hair not trimmed quite right
I'd let my grooming lag.

I looked at him all sad and shit
He shrugged, gave me a look
"I like them younger, it's my bad.
You're too old, in my book."

He spanked my ass and laughed at me,
Though not in a mean way.
He said they didn't need no help
And sent me on my way.


Next... First Impressions...
Hey, does that mean you lot would be having the babies too?

I'd like to see you squeeze one out hahahhahahahah
Oh what a great question!!

No, I don't think I'd like to suck a bleeding cock as much as I like to suck a non-bleeding cock and as for a bloody tit wank, well, I guess that's what showering afterwards would be for??

BUT, BUT, BUT...

I think that we girls all know that IF guys did get periods, that time of the month would be a national holiday or some shit...

I've SEEN guys with man-flu - you couldn't handle periods, never mind get a hard on when you were "on"

Get real MF!