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Mazza
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Quote by JasonM


Where the hell's the damn Like button for this thing

Ya, WMM hit it right on the head - we men are such simple creatures, women are much more complex - believe me, almost 40 years in the dating scene and I STILL haven't figured them out




You're welcome!

EDIT:

Hahahahaha - Just found a Lush appropriate "like"...
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Quote by CurlyGirly


Not necessarily. Honestly, I can think of one or two men on Lush who always seem to be first responders in Ask the Girls. I think men spend more time in Ask the Girls than they do in Ask the Guys. Voyeuristic thing.


I don't have a problem with guys answering in the girls section or vice versa... It all adds to the delightful pot-pourri that we've got going on in this place!!
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Quote by dpw
I am relativey new to Lush but I've noticed this forum always has many more viewers than Ask the Guys. Also the number of topics is more than triple. Is it because you like to get your point across or is it the guys trying to find out how you think?


Speaking for myself, I'm much more inclined to either click on a link that shows up in a newsfeed because a friend has commented on it, or to click on the ticker that shows the "trending" threads...

It's not usually until I post my reply (if I do reply) that I'll notice which section it's in.

I'm much more interested in the topic itself and subsequent replies that "where" the link is in the site...

I've never had the time or inclination to sit and look at who's replying to what and where.
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Both given and received....

Ever been to a gig and left because it was soooo bad? (I have)
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Quote by JasonM


Of course I'm right, older and wiser and all that

I know, Scots and Irish have been 'friendly enemies' for centuries

Oh that's just part of my selection - I'm also an old metal-head as well as a new-age buff - not much I don't like :d/

Since he's vacated the site, I suppose so If you bring the Glenlivet I got the mead


I don't think the Scots and Irish are like, frenemies? As far as I know, we all get along rather well (unless I missed another bloody one of those obligatory Celt meetings that we're all supposed to attend... You know how it is... Busy social calendar... Always getting my knuckles rapped for non-attendance)

Mind if I bring Jura, as opposed to GL? Personal preference...

Eclectic taste in music is essential... IMHO
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I am sure it would be fun to mess around like that... I'm not sure that I'd be happy to be filmed though...

I guess I would rather he used his memory to think about it, rather than have it recorded...

And, if he's at work, he really ought to be concentrating on that, rather than wanking about me smile
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Quote by JasonM


Guess he decided that his BS wasn't going to fly here.

And isn't Northern Ireland in the process of being absorbed into the Republic? Or have I heard wrong


I guess you're right?

Oh, I wouldn't even dare to comment on Ireland....

Hey, I hear you have good taste in music though?

(see how smoothly I changed the subject? Does that mean this is a free-for-all thread, now that the OP has gone?? PARTAAAY!)
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Quote by NickiC


I know. Just to show I was well educated and hopefully enlighten my fellow Americans...Wales, Scotland, England, Northern Ireland that is the UK.


Correct!! Although Scotland is in the process of devolution, so soon it may be just the three countries...

I see that the OP has deleted his account?
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Quote by Haineko

a lot of Americans think the UK is all 1 country instead 4 or 5 .
Our education system is shit


Yes, I know that... That's why I said about Canada... They're quite clearly two separate places, just like scotland and England...

Oh an poppet?

*giggles*
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Quote by gerry197
A7I7SwMuQCeRIhQP.but she don't know what a rodeo is,,they don't have em in England,,i think I know why,,but ill be nice


I know what a rodeo is and I don't live in England...
You Americans just don't pay attention!
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Quote by gerry197
personally I believe 8 seconds is enough,you only have to ride a rodeo bull that long..but you should at least preform oral sex on your lady for 2 hrs or so before intercourse..men should use the concept of you have to heat up a frying pan up to sizzleing before you put the meat in,,so why not do that for lovemakeing,,then you can have a second go at it and last longer,,and she wont mind waiting for you to recoperate because shes been pleased by your tongue


I see where you're coming from, I think...
However, 8 seconds is nowhere near enough for me, not as far as penetration is concerned and two hours of oral is WAY too long...

Moderation in all things, balance... And speaking of balance, comparing sex to riding a rodeo bull is daft!

If you could stay on me for 8 seconds, I'd be surprised...
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Quote by CurlyGirly
It's been awhile since Falling Panties Friday!



I was gonna post a video, but have no friggin clue what to post.



Ha, best I could do on short notice smile
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Not my genre at all, but I remember when I was verifying stories, that Frenchtoastman wrote very well on that subject.
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Quote by She



Shortly after this post he was REWARDED with Editors Pick ribbon! What a lovely coincidence! I am glad that Lush team finaly recognized his talents smile
Author worth reading http://www.lushstories.com/oberon/stories


I agree!! This was one of my favourites too!!

If I might make a recommendation?

My friend Shylass is, I think, one of the best writers on Lush. Her poems are amazing, but her stories are fantastic too...

A personal favourite of mine is this:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/vanilla-spice-1.aspx

It has a wonderful mix of humour, realism and of course, sex!!!

I swear it had me giggling and wiggling in equal measure - it was like watching a movie!!

Give it a read!!
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Oh bollocks! I just tipped my dinner over my laptop keyboard... Fuuuuuck!
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