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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Quote by Shylass


We can drag and drop them with the mouse on the pooter in the "My Stories" list. Or, we could the other day...

I just can't do that using my Shiny.



Hey! I just tried that and it DOES work!!!

Thanks, Daisy!! That is SO helpful!
Quote by naughtynurse
I just blame the wine

Or the fingers. Auto correct. That's it. Auto correct.




I blame checking my phone when I'm not properly awake...
Quote by sprite
you know how we can do the invisible thing while online? is it possible to make it so we can be invisible, but visible to a few select people? i'm guessing it'd be a huge headache, but if it's not, it'd be really helpful. smile


Maybe we could 'group' our friends and have our favourites all together - the ones we communicate with regularly - then choose how we want to interact with them?

I'd like it if Gav could fix it for me to be invisible in real life too? I like the ghosting thing...

I wondered if it would be possible to make it easier to move and order the stories that we've written? Maybe to be able to group and select more than one at a time rather than having to click and move them one by one? Or maybe even to be able to drag and drop them?

It would be helpful if in the "my stories" section of our accounts, we could maybe see the stats of the stories - in the same way that you can see the votes/scores/views etc if you click on a user's stories?

Quote by sprite


*squeal* i love you, Mum! biggrin and yes, i do expect to be spanked when i misbehave, in fact, i insist on it!




You can even have a pet, if you're good... Damn, I'll even throw in a spanking if you're good too
Quote by sprite


i want it pink, with lots of disney stuff and curtains and lace and kitties!




Yeah yeah, I can do that, but don't be thinking you'll be getting things ALL your way!!
(I'm quite strict, but fair)
I'm really hungry, but I can't be bothered getting up to go make something to eat...

Meh!
Quote by sprite
i'm up for adoption if anyone wants a 31 year old daughter who acts like she's about 8!


*gets your room ready*

Quote by JasonM
Start off with Cooper's 'Welcome To My Nightmare'?


Welcome to the thread, Jason!!

I've added the video for you, but as you can see, I got distracted and put the one he did with The Muppets instead



It's scary month...

Let's get the tunes goin'


Snacks? Devilled Eggs, anyone?


Sure, you can leave the party any time you like...


I have two beautiful daughters. They were planned though, but like Nikki says, they are the best thing that ever happened to me and something I am really proud of.
Patiently I wait
Hoping you'll be ready soon
Until then, I dream
Quote by DirtyOldie
You need to wah all the cum out of it


In addition to what the ladies have so helpfully suggested, I'd offer that you try a Tangle Teazer or a Tangle Tamer brush...

I use them for my youngest and her hair is a riot at the best of time. These brushes smooth out the tugs with very little discomfort...

I find that if you comb your conditioner into your wet hair while you shower, that also makes a big difference...
Happy birthday Stephen!

Hope that you have a wonderful day!

Xx
I just recently saw the movie Filth... I have to say that it was pretty fucking good...
Quote by sprite


actually, i try to pass myself off as Canadian as often as possible - i'm serious! and i wasn't actually referring to you - Lizzy's been trying to teach me English slang, and i was just showing off my extensive knowledge of British culture biggrin


Anyhoo, let's let bygones be bygones, eh?

I can teach you some really good slang, nice and dirty.... Just the way you like it!!
Quote by sprite


psst - it's those english people again - fanny = pussy.


I'm SCOTTISH!!!!

Fanny is such a derogatory word to use for pussy though...

Seriously, ask any Scottish person...

Ugh

(It's like me calling you Canadian or Mexican instead of american... Scottish!!!)
Eew, you could start by not using the word "fanny"

What an absolute turn off...


Absolutely loving this song just now (what a talent for one so very young!!)
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Lots of drama, for sure. But always remember you hold the power... And the duct tape.
My teenager lives in constant fear that I'll embarrass her. Get used to the mental breakdowns and the crying when things don't go her way.
I can't help it if I've cultivated that fear and used it for the greater household good.
What teenage girl wants her mother to show up at her school wearing ugly pyjamas, wild looking hair, in a pair of shitty rubber boots, singing Justin Bieber songs with a sign around my neck introducing myself as her mother? (I have no shame)
I've also threatened to post pictures of her sleeping and drooling on her facebook, twitter, tumblr and accts.
It's not a perfect way to keep the peace, but her friends love me and tell me everything that's going on in their lives. Which, in a way, I learn about what's going on her life when she's giving me the silent treatment.
If she's PMSing, all the above is null and void. Just throw ice cream and potato chips at her and keep your head down until it passes.


I just love you!! (my teen will hate you forever though for that advice/info)



That is all!



As an FYI - if it's not ugly boot weather, I think Crocs work really well too!
Trinket's hair is not really pink, but her eyes ARE! Like one of those white rabbits, but less healthy looking smile
Hey, I just found out what Twerking actually means!!!!

Hahahahahhaha that wasn't what I thought it meant!!




Quote by BrownEyedBabyGirl89


1. Where would you go if you were on the run from the CIA and FBI? - If I told you that, I'd have to kill you!
2. What's your most favorite thing that you do? ( not sexual) - I love hanging out with friends, especially eating and drinking
3. How do you get your work done when you log on lush at work? - I don't


1. If you won a substantial amount of money, what is the very first thing you would do with it?

2. If you could see any band or artist play live tomorrow, which gig would you go to?

3. Who would you take to the gig with you?