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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Quote by BiMale73

I was 17 when it came out and it kind of blew me away when I first heard it. Didn't understand a thing he was singing, but the sound/atmosphere of the song was exactly like I felt at the time, even though I was more into rockabilly/psychobilly then.


Oh. good call!!!

and while I'm here... I should post this one... Always stood out to me as a great band.

This song just never gets old for me

I have loads, but one recent one that made me stop and take notice was Elephant, by Tame Impala

Such an old fashioned, psychedelic sound...

My fucking cats steal used cotton buds/Q-Tips from the bin and then eat the ear-wax covered tops from them, leaving short plastic stalks over the carpet... Not to mention the fact that they spill all the feckin' rubbish all over the floor in the process...

Grotty wee bastards
belly full of food
other needs also sated
I'm a happy girl
Quote by Noreasonneeded
You ARE pretty....pretty fucking hairy!

Geez, are you SURE you wrote Natural Beauty? any of those grooming tips sink in?


Your giant internet cock doesn't seem to hold the same opinion, dear ;)

After reading the suggestion in the suggestion Box, CG and I have ignored them and installed a vending machine instead..

Enjoy!

I'll usually just have one and be done, but sometimes....
I'll have a few one after the other and that IS rather good smile
Quote by Noreasonneeded
Oh, I think I'm going to hurl...
Fuck, i swallowed my own vomit.
I'll never be able to un-see that


Now, that is NOT what you said earlier!!

You said I was pretty

I'm sure it was a different word than hurl...
Quote by Noreasonneeded


Well, I'm no fashion expert, but I think that if you're going to wear socks with you flowered Flip Flop (which is btw, an inexpensive thong, just ask Trinket, she's an expert) at least wear a more fashionable sock.

and for God's sakes, woman, shave your leg!




Yes, boss!!! *salutes*

There, shaved my leg, as you said!



Don't ever change, Mazza, I like you just the way you are, Mazza...





You men are a nightmare!!
They are not sandals, they are not thongs

They are flip flops!!!

And I think the flowers are pretty!!!
Spending time with you
Is my favourite pastime
Let it never stop.
I was alone, lost.
You held your hands out to me,
Kept me company.
Quote by Noreasonneeded


Damn!



Arse!! hahahah

Wakey wakey!



(does that annoy you??)

Hey, I see Lush are offering new language courses...

So, you can learn German in just the way you'd expect from an erotic site...













I'm signing up! hahahah

(I love Christoph Waltz... So cool!)
Quote by lafayettemister


Make it a double. Been one of those days down south too.



Ha ha ha - you said "down south"

Welcome Choosiemama!! How nice to see you at the party!!

NRN, you are funny!! Now, get those drinks poured - we got some thirsty people here!!



I've had generally positive responses to what I've written so far. I've shared with a few friends, my husband and I've even let a few family members read some of my more 'vanilla' stuff, poems and so forth.

Although the feedback has been encouraging, I do think they would prefer that I stretched myself a little and wrote more challenging stories which weren't founded in the erotic, which is a fair point. I really ought to give that a go too. It's always good to push your boundaries, whatever they may be.
Quote by Oberon

A macro lens means
That was with your camera,
Not with your cell phone?


Nope, I have a 3-way lens for my iphone - macro/wide/fish eye - not bad, huh? That wee bugger was about the size of a full stop! .
Quote by Oberon


Hey Mazza, I thought
Insects might not pay enough
For your photographs.

Then I came to see:
Bees make honey, butterflies
Make the world seem sweet.

Spiders are a different thing entirely.


It's not a spider...
A mite, through a macro lens
Give me some credit




Hey there, Oberon,
Been taking some more pictures.
These ones make me itch!

(All with the iPhone!)
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


YOU... are... an... evil... bitch! LOL
(I had to click the link)



You mean evil in a good way, right??

Whatever, I'm taking it as a compliment!!

Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I'm pretty open to just about anything posted on my profile. Even WMM's mullet wielding redneckery.
I like raunchy humour, cute pics, gif's, erotica and even some full-blown (pun totally intended) porn.
Chances are the odder the humour, the more I'll like it. Off-the-wall positions or something very sensual or tasteful.
B&W pics all the way to something LSD-inspired with psychedelic colours.
Just follow the site guidelines... I'm perfectly happy staying within those boundaries.


I can only think of one time I ever deleted a picture off my profile.
It was a... *shudder* speedo.


Scary shit. Nightmares for months!


In a fit of mischievousness, I was looking for something to post on your wall...

Came across this (not literally, I hasten to add!)

Guys revealing their junk to the world in speedos

Really! It's a real page!! hahahah (looks quite tasteful by all accounts, although I suspect its rather more for gentlemen who like to look at other gentlemen, but no matter, I can get my kicks vicariously...)

As for wall posts - I like them to be tasteful (preferably), or funny, or maybe in relation to a forum post or something...

I'm really lucky because I get some amazing, thoughtful comments that take me through the whole gamut...

Thank you guys!!
Quote by CurlyGirly


You need to trademark this, and we'll throw it into the next story. I see LM being the star of the scene.


You know he won't eat it, right? Unless we can get the girls to squirt on it first...

Oh god, I totally threw up in my mouth a bit there... Blech


(Still laughing at bucookie though)