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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Quote by crazydiamond



I agree sounds, more like a rank case of yeast infection! Happy sucking Tiger!


A wee dose of oral thrush does not sound very appealing...
Quote by lafayettemister
It's highly unlikely you were eating pussy cum out of her panties. If she'd been home masturbating, she probably wasn't wearing panties. It's possible, but if you did this often, then more times than not it was probably just normal vaginal secretions. Clitty litter, if you like. And as DD said, it could have been man cum that had dripped out.

I hate to break it to you, chief. But the least likely thing you were eating was little pieces of pussy cum. You should cum in your own underwear, let it sit, dry, and harden. Then taste and nibble on it to see if the taste is familiar to her panties.


Clitty litter.... Bwahaha

The non-clumping kind I hope?

God, LM... You turn me on with that potty mouth of yours...

LM actually has dark blue skin and looks a lot like Papa Smurf


(sorry if you don't like the movie, but it works for me)


This really is one of my favourite videos and songs of all time...


Right, Lush has vacuumed me in once more and I'm running late for dinner!!

Ass in the shower, NOW!


Heard this for the first time today - puts me in mind of Souixie and the Banshees, sort of crossed with U2 or something.

I can't find a studio version of it, but I just think it has a great energy about it... Very old school punk...
Quote by WellMadeMale


If you need volunteers to have someone lick the melted mess out of your microwave, I suppose I could help do that - just keep the wolverine leashed up & off me while I'm working? Mazza might not mind, but I'm not keen on miniature bear monsters from hell slashing at me while I'm busily slurping tasty meltings.


Ha ha, what ARE you insinuating?? I'm a wee angel!

Quote by CurlyGirly
Aggrieved

You better believe someone is going to fucking pay for that shit.


Puts ass-kicking boots on...

Sorted
Quote by CurlyGirly


You're gently stroking your pussy lips through your panties to feel how nice and wet you can get them. Wriggling out of those damp panties over your hips and down to your ankles. Picking them off the floor you toss them to him, and as he catches them with his free hand, you beg him to stroke his thick, fat shaft with your wet panties while you watch. Yep, just like that.

Excuse me, I think I have the female equivalent of blue balls.


Or chew the fuck out of them, so he can get a good taste of you while he does... (This works long distance too, although be prepared to lose those kninnies ha ha)

Blue balls? Pink lips? Blue clit? Blue bean? Lol, I dunno, but I fucking have it!
Quote by CurlyGirly


Same here. Still mourning the loss of a pair of pale suede heels from 15 years ago.


Good advice dd... Have also lost good shoes that way...
Frilly pink panties (what a satisfying phrase that is to say aloud)

And a vest (undershirt for you American Lushies)
Damn double posted in my excitement

(That's the lush equivalent of a multiple orgasm)
Quote by CurlyGirly


Exactly!! Him sitting on the edge of the bed stroking and me across the room in a chair with a leg draped over the arm of the chair diddling for a very good juicy view.


Especially when, as you watch, you see his breathing get faster, he's licking his lips, eyes sparkling, stroking that glorious member, just for you, to excite you, please you... It's good when you notice how he does it, the little foibles that get him off (and you'll know to do that thing he likes with your tongue next time) until his cum just arcs out... It's always much more intense when he strokes for you...

me ha ha ha jk

It's all you can do to stop yourself from sinking to your knees between his legs... Fuck

Love it (I should add, not with randoms...)
Quote by CurlyGirly


Here's one for ya! Watching "Standing in the Shadows of Motown" right now. Expect more like this.




AaawIlove that one!!! You don't have to beg though