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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
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Quote by LOVES4PLAY
Mazza ;when you get an answer please let me know. Eye may bee two change my answer..


Oh I will... Don't expect it to happen anytime soon though...
(I hate you GK lol)

Thereabouts or hereabouts, don't matter...
What is this heart of which you speak???

I don't understand the question!
Nope, not me!!

TPBM needs to go to the bathroom, but can't be bothered getting off their ass to do it and will now wait until the very very last minute and make a mad dash for it but when they get to the bathroom, it will be occupied already and they will have to do the 'toilet dance' until the other person comes out...
No way! I was just about to start a thread with this video!!! (I'm so glad I saw yours first!)

It was really funny!!

So, here's a video about how to discipline your child too...



Aaaw I LOVE him!!! I met him!!



The person below me should really be in bed!!
Quote by crazydiamond


You said you loved when i said i'm horny! liar!


Oh no, I love it when you're horny... That's very different! ;)

I was thinking about this... I've found that the people who've struck up a conversation and been most fun to chat to are ones who maybe send a pm or friend request after reading a story (me reading and commenting on theirs or vice versa) or maybe we've seen each other in the forums... Perhaps we have mutual friends and they've seen things I've posted on their wall or something...

In other words, if I have something in common with the person chatting, something beyond, hey...

I don't have too much free time here and I have to say I find it irritating if someone hits me up with things like: hey I'm horny, are those your breasts, I'm so hard, oh and text speak... It pisses me off from the get go...

I dislike the shotgun approach: where a user simply sends out loads of hits simply in the hope that someone will bite. It's like cold calling... I won't respond favourably to that.


I just thought this was really cool...

I do love a guy all dressed up sharp in a suit...
Listening to the stand up comedian, Stewart Lee... He's very funny!
Quote by Highwayman


Ha, I have a rare EP by Soup Dragons - it has a dual groove on it so you have a 50/50 chance of hearing either song!!



(didn't realise they'd made it across the Atlantic!)
Seeing these guys is the ONLY time I have ever walked out of a gig early... They were that bad...



I'm not much of a fan of these guys either (mind you, I have to say that the studio version is WAY better than seeing them live)
I can generally find redeeming features in most music and bands, but I have just never been able to get my head around these guys. Maybe I'm getting old, but their sound totally grates on my nerves...



Gaaaar!
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings and salutations. My thanks to Maz and Pop for there votes and kind comments on the story mentioned above. Just so you know, it is not a contest entry. I warned Nic it might not be eligible since it was a consolidation, rewrite and renaming of a five-part series I posted on Lush about three years ago and then deleted when it got very little interest. At first it was posted as a contest entry in the 'supernatural' category. Gav was able to re-categorize the poor thing but moving it out of 'contest entry' with the deadline fast approaching is probably more trouble than it's worth.

My thanks, as always, to Nic who does my posting since my screen reader is NOT perfectly compatible with the Lush software and to Gav for his patience and help avoiding some of the pitfalls.



You're welcome and I really enjoyed it!! I have started at least two stories for the competition but alas they have gone off on tangents and aren't really competition fodder now, so it looks like I won't be submitting a story for it this time... However, what I do have are two really solid stories that I think I can actually be proud of once they are done - although, I'm not sure that they'll really be 'lush' - guess I'll see how they pan out but they feel more like proper writing, which is a nice feeling, I must say. I think my writing style has evolved quite a lot since I first joined Lush.

I'm actually working on a play with a screenwriter friend and the exciting thing is that it will actually be performed during the summer, which will hopefully open some doors for me!! (it's certainly helping to detract from the crap that's surrounding me in real life at present...) *sigh*

Anyway, time for a refill on that coffee mug I think!!

Hope all y'all are having a fab day!!

Quote by CurlyGirly


It's the least I can do for all the whoring you've done for me lately. Is this the little ditty you had in mind?


Sadly, couldn't find any Naked Noolies or I Don't Want to be Your Amputee.


I want to see your naked noolies in the moonlight...

Still laughing!! Thanks CG!! Xxx


(bizarrely, two fire trucks, complete with fire crews just appeared at my door!!! Rrrrrrrrr)