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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Quote by overmykneenow


Could be cause for concern if it has an option for "school"


Ha, you can bet that there ARE ones like that though...
There's one I saw here in the UK for people who like people in uniforms...
Ha ha, you guys are outrageous!!

I don't know if I am horny or hungry!! (or just a little bit grossed out!!)

My butt is feeling MUCH better now!! lol

Quote by oldhound
My mistake, tried to learn, explain. Messed up, very sorry wont bother again. Thank you for your patience and time


No need to take the passive aggressive approach. You know, there really are some fantastic people on this site, I know, I've certainly leaned on a more than my fair share. But it takes time to get to know people, just as in "real life".

However, you have asked questions in a public forum. Now, if you have perused the forums before making forum posts here (which I am going to assume that you have because you just seem like the sort of person who would take some time, watching what goes on before actually making a post) you will be well aware that results can be very mixed.

You've gotten off on the wrong foot and put people's backs up. The reactions you've seen are pretty normal and you shouldn't be too surprised at the responses you've had. I've seen quite a few of your posts around the place and in fairness, you have been given some excellent advice and also a bit of winding up too...

You are coming across as a deeply upset and negative person and, if you don't mind me adding my opinion in here, (hell, it IS a public forum, so I guess I can) I would suggest that you would do well to lighten up some and enjoy the rich tapestry that is Lush. There truly are lots of great people who would love to chat with you and exchange pleasantries and whatnot.

Now, I know that you said you don't want relationships and want to turn off your emotions and whatever else you said, but the fact that you keep posting and responding to replies, kind of says otherwise. That doesn't mean you have to "get involved" with people in an intimate way or anything like that and I'm not suggesting that you should either, but there are people who will talk to you, it is a social media site after all.

If you don't mind my saying though (and I hope that you don't) if you are suffering from PTSD, and or depression etc, then I think that you should extend your points of reference outwith Lush and find some help and support, proper help and support. There are many techniques and therapies which can be very beneficial in the treatment of trauma (old or new) and I don't just mean medication, although that of course has its place.

Please feel free to PM me if you would like more information as I would be more than happy to pass on details which could be of use to you. And before you dismiss what I've said out of turn, please do consider it.

If you want to be happier, you can. That is your decision.

Good luck

Maz
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Quote by Nikki703


And if you really need one, I give great ass massages. But no guarantee I will just use my hands, LOL!!



OMG *drools*

I could SO use a butt massage right now... (I don't even mean in a saucy way!)
Quote by lafayettemister


If I gotta go... might as well be while fucking and sucking you three!


who are you???



Hurry up, we're waiting!!!
Quote by crazydiamond


You filthy scottish treasure you!! (meet you behind the back of lush in 5)


Hee hee okay!!!

For the rest of you:

Ha ha - CD, you're cheating on me n this thread and kicking my ass in another...

How about a 4-way?? Ooops... *hides from CG*
Quote by Nikki703


Come On Maz, be honest. You know you hurt it because you were drinking



And then you, CD and CG started dancing around the house



And when you and CG were leaving you fell on your ass!!



We've all been there, LOL!!


OMG nikki! You are awesome!!

Seriously though, if I HAD been drinking, I reckon I would have been okay!!

(totally laughing at your gifs!!)
Quote by crazydiamond



HAAAAA!, Mazzy NO!!!! I'm too Little it's un fair advantage!!! HELLLLLLP

Get yer heel out of my fuckin' arse! Ouchie!!!



(that's YOU that is)


Quote by crazydiamond


You liar !!! We know what you were really doing!!





Ha ha... I HATE you now, CD!!!



(only kidding, LOVE you really!!)

Oh my, it's gotten all dirty in here!!! Rrrrr

Hey, CG, I want one of those massages... How about you send him on over once you're finished with him...

Actually, I could really use a massage, after injuring my butt last week...


(okay, it wasn't quite THAT fancy, but it was along those lines...)


Oh and Loud!!! How lovely to see you here!!! Don't you be causing any trouble now!!


My answer would be, "Yes!!! Yes, yes, oh yeeeessssss!" haha ha

I have the Luna beads



and also the Gigi



I just love them both...

To get on with the writing...

I know where I'm going, but I'm not quite sure how I'm getting there...



You know, Rosie, there IS a thread somewhere about cooking with sperm... I'll try and find it later (don't read it if you're eating though... )

Quote by WellMadeMale


How about doing what millions of people do these days and flip out the credit card, join one (or all) of the top five dating websites, hell... might as well take AdultFriendFinder for a spin too.

Be brutally honest about yourself in your self profile advertisement and be just as honest about the type of woman you are seeking.

She may be looking for a man such as yourself there too. Or maybe she has already, gotten pissed off cuz you're not there yet..and she's taking a break...but will look again in a few months.

And lay off the victim, woe-is-me routine. That's a total dry-pussy-maker, and an easy-mark show card for those who would see you as prey, Captain Save-a-Wench.






I loved the original by the Raconteurs, but I think that Adele really makes a superb job of this one...
Quote by Iain69


Shit: don't tell everyone it's my cum, they'll all want it! I think I need to eat dry cornflower or something to give it the required Tippex consistency...



Eeeeeeew!!!

(you mean cornflour, right??)

Quote by Iain69
Supposedly the Band 10cc was named because that's the average cum volume.

10 cc (Cubic Centimetres) = 10 Millilitres or just under half a Tippex / Liquid paper bottle (I still have a bottle of it on my desk, never use it now...)

Sounds about right for the 1st cum, the 2nd, third etc would be less (that's if you can coax that many..)


Well, well, well... every day is a school day on Lush...

Now, Iain, tell me why do you keep a Tippex bottle of cum on your desk? I'm pretty certain it won't work on ink (not MY ink any way hahahha)...

Quote by oldhound
Removing desire to impress or be with any female. And no not going gay. Same issue, different gender


Oh...

I didn't know you could do that...
Quote by oldhound
Not an issue anymore, thanks for the replies,


Oh, what did you do? Laser removal? Glad you got it sorted!! (share please, all us gals would like to know!!)