Quote by oldhound
Acthally no bs, tried it, jamed it up. And yeah, it burts lik e hell
OMG, you can't use it on longer hair or it will jam up... eeew
trim THEN epilate (I'm sure it says that in the instructions)
yikes
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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
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Mazztastic
Quote by clum
Of course, I generalise. As you point out, there are a huge variety of accents spoken in Scotland and some are more pleasing to the ear than others.
In general, when I have heard Scottish people speak on radio or television, especially when juxtaposed with an English or American accent, it really grates on me. They just sound so... common.
My accent is a strange one. I'm from Edinburgh originally but lived in West Lothian for most of my life, which has influences from Glasgow. I spent two years in St Andrews and still travel there every day so I've had to moderate my "Scottishness" considerably for the benefit of all the people there. Now I live in Dundee and definitely pick up wee phrases here and there. It depends who I'm talking to, too.
Oh Clum, you have a gorgeous voice!!! Really!!! (I want you to do an audio for me, sweetie...)
I like the Scottish accent, but I like most accents... As long as they enunciate properly....
(I have decided that whenever I post here from now on, I will post a picture of a sexy guy in a kilt)
(CD... still no sign of sexy kilt guy)
Mazztastic
So, I have been looking for a pic that I posted on someone's wall (well, a few people actually) and my fruitless internet search led me to look on my own wall (which took an age to load)
What I did find though, were LOADS of amazing pictures from friends...
So, do you have any favourite pics that have been posted on your wall?
(please bear in mind that graphic sex isn't allowed in the forums)
Here are a few of mine...
Care to share some of yours?
What I did find though, were LOADS of amazing pictures from friends...
So, do you have any favourite pics that have been posted on your wall?
(please bear in mind that graphic sex isn't allowed in the forums)
Here are a few of mine...
Care to share some of yours?
Mazztastic
Quote by crazydiamond
Where the fuck is "scottish guy" ??? Remember the one we kept re posting on our walls??? Ahhh god he was the bestest. xx I searched but could not trace that treasure!!
Oh god, I've been looking for him too!!! Seriously, we have to find him... Laura_Lee_Sugah might be able to help.. He's the hottest guy I have EVER seen!!!
Points to the person who finds him....
Mazztastic
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Anyone who knows me, knows that I love a man in a kilt... It's definitely a weak spot of mine, there's something so sexy about lifting it a little and running your hand up his hairy thigh until you reach... Nothing quite as much of a turn on as finding a lovely big erection under his kilt...
(even little skinny guys can look good in a kilt)
Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
It is in the works. Not naming names *cough* Mazz *cough* is having a bit of technical difficulty sort of.Hopefully, the audio will be up in the next few days.
You mean because of my cold, right? Right???
I have actually recorded my "bits" and now I need to figure out how to get them to the delightful Gurlyboy, who has been an absolute doll and offered to fit CG and I together, so to speak ;)
Mazztastic
Quote by Wildcat
I don't find the term offensive at all. Being a Grandmama, I've been called a MILF and I find it rather flattering. So I guess I'm actually a GILF and let me tell you, there's some very sexy nanas out there. I doubt if many would find the term derogatory.
As for stories in the MILF genre, I've never read one. Perhaps I shall.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/curlygirly-and-mazzas-big-sandwich.aspx
There, you've read one now!!
Mazztastic
Quote by overmykneenow
No slight intended, Maz, just using your example to underline my opinion. Often when i get drawn into this kind of discussion, people end up putting up pics of technically intricate designs and saying "surely you must be impressed by this" - and I'm not. Of course I can appreciate the variation in quality but whereas some will look on those and think they go from Terrible to Amazing, in my opinion they go from Laughable to Ho-hum
No offense was taken, I just think that you missed the point of my post and given the current fad for tattooing, which certainly doesn't look like diminishing any time soon, I wanted to give what I thought of as good and sensible advice which might save someone from making a rash (not to mention expensive) decision that they might end up regretting...
I know that tattoos are not for everyone, but it IS worth taking the time and thinking very carefully before going ahead and getting one
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Quote by overmykneenow
@ mazza
see even the so called good ones in those examples don't impress me.
OMKN, I wasn't trying to impress you, rather I was trying to get across the point to the OP (or indeed anyone thinking of having tattoo work done) that it's worth doing some legwork/research before running into the first studio you find and getting a tattoo done.
I'd personally never have a tattoo like that, but surely you must agree that there is a big difference between them? That's all I was trying to say...
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Quote by UberSlut69
I've been contemplating getting a tatto for awhile now, but I don't want people to look at it and say, "Wow that's trashy." or "Why do women even bother with tattoos?" So I just thought I would 'ask the guys' What is you take on women with tattoos? And where (if any) do you think is a bad spot to get one?
I do like tattoos, but I agree with what some of the other posters here have said... I don't like text, unless it's part of a larger theme...
I pretty much have my full back tattooed and I do love it. I can also cover it up if I don't wish it to be seen, which I think is important, well, it is to me.
With regard to the positioning of your tattoo, my advice would be, have it done somewhere that you can hide it, if you choose - I'm not a fan of hand, wrist, ankle, neck or face tattoos - unless you are a rock star or a tattoo artist or something like that.
Think carefully about what you are having, the design... How will it look a few years down the line? I've seen some horrendous ones that may have been "cool" at the time, but are now completely out of date. I'd also recommend against having portrait work done, but if you do make sure that the artist you choose is good.. most are not...
Be sure to get good recommendations and choose a reputable artist/studio. Not all tattooists are good, so be sure to check out their portfolio and if you know people who've had work done find out if they are still pleased with it. A poorly applied tattoo will quickly fade and look crappy and you may well end up having to have cover-up work done...
A good studio/artist, will be willing to take the time to talk to you, answer your questions and work on a design that will flatter you - if you do not feel 100% comfortable with them, then my advice is to walk and take your custom elsewhere.
If you choose a less reputable studio/artist, you also run the risk of infection, hepatitis or that sort of thing... Don't take chances!!
You get what you pay for... Tattoos can be expensive, do not just go for the cheapest option...
My tattoo work has taken well over 100 hours and is almost complete...
Remember that whatever you get will be there for the rest of your life, so make your choice carefully!
Also, be aware that tattoos can be addictive... If you get one, chances are that you will want more!!
EDIT: just noticed this is in Ask the guys... oops! (anyway, I hope you can make use of what I said xx)
Mazztastic
Evening everyone...
I won't come too close, as I think I have the lurgy! Can't stop sneezing... Hot toddies for all!!!
Atchoo!!
I had the pleasure of the opera on Saturday night... A midsummer night's dream... It was like, the play, only sung in opera style... and sort of experimental...
I like proper operas...
I won't come too close, as I think I have the lurgy! Can't stop sneezing... Hot toddies for all!!!
Atchoo!!
I had the pleasure of the opera on Saturday night... A midsummer night's dream... It was like, the play, only sung in opera style... and sort of experimental...
I like proper operas...
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Quote by CurlyGirly
Admittedly, I have giggled at a few in Lush image galleries. It's usually not because of the penis but because it looks like they're making penis balloon animals or shadow puppets to make it look larger, or shoving it into things (toilet paper holders)/shoving things into it (cock stuffing/sounding), or 57 different angles of their cock.We get the idea, a cock is a cock from any angle. You can pretty much stop after 3 or 4 pics.
I have never laughed at a penis that I've been up close and personal with. Although I do remember one tickling under my nose in just the right spot.
To the OP: Have you ever laughed at a woman's tits or pussy????Are people really that immature? Nevermind...
No, I haven't laughed at a man's penis IRL, that would be very bad form...
(I remember being scared by one, once... It was MASSIVE!!! (I needn't have worried, it was fine, btu I was rather taken aback!!)
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I once had a lover who was super excited about the thought of missionary sex with me... That's how we did it first time and i thought it was kinda special...
He said that after that, when he masturbated, that's what he visualised (even though we were quite inventive after that, I guess the missionary just stuck)
(Mind you, some guys will feed you any old line to make you feel special and I'm not a very good judge of character sometimes! Lol)
The first time I ever had sex was in the missionary position, it was lovely...
Missionary has its place, it can be a very intimate position and I like that, the closeness...
The downside of that position, for me, is that I won't actually cum in that position, not unless I slip my hand down between our bodies and find my clit... That's okay though...
Sometimes...
He said that after that, when he masturbated, that's what he visualised (even though we were quite inventive after that, I guess the missionary just stuck)
(Mind you, some guys will feed you any old line to make you feel special and I'm not a very good judge of character sometimes! Lol)
The first time I ever had sex was in the missionary position, it was lovely...
Missionary has its place, it can be a very intimate position and I like that, the closeness...
The downside of that position, for me, is that I won't actually cum in that position, not unless I slip my hand down between our bodies and find my clit... That's okay though...
Sometimes...