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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
Oh I definitely would!! We were completely in love. He was the kindest most romantic fella and he made me feel like a princess...
We waited for a good few months before taking that big step and sleeping together.
It was really nice and I look back on it very fondly.
I don't think I'd change it at all...
We waited for a good few months before taking that big step and sleeping together.
It was really nice and I look back on it very fondly.
I don't think I'd change it at all...
Mazztastic
I've just shifted somewhere between 3 and 4 tonnes of wood (yeah, insert funny joke here) but it was actual logs for the rest of the winter, which had to be moved and stacked...
It was a fab workout and given that I wasn't really thinking about what I was doing, I just let my mind wander (yeah, I know it's too little to be allowed to wander) but I suddenly came to some interesting conclusions....
Anyway, what's making me happy is that I feel better for the workout and the mental workout and all I need now to make me really happy is some real actual sex....
It was a fab workout and given that I wasn't really thinking about what I was doing, I just let my mind wander (yeah, I know it's too little to be allowed to wander) but I suddenly came to some interesting conclusions....
Anyway, what's making me happy is that I feel better for the workout and the mental workout and all I need now to make me really happy is some real actual sex....
Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
Good lord, Woman!! It's only Thursday. How many J&D's have you had this evening????
Ha, 2! I have had 2 JDs and coke (yes they were large but you know I was thinking about Monty Python as I typed... )
Bwahahaha, it's right at the beginning of the clip - I was typing in that accent...
Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
We really do need to get this done. I thought Gurlyboy was going to be our tech support on this?I can read my parts in audacity, but haven't a clue after that.
OP: A few of my pervy male friends also seem to immensely enjoy the voice of SensualSharon, so you might want to give her a listen as well.
You know, CG, I heard there was a market for tickets to watch us record this... Just saying that we could turn this to our advantage and possibly sell off some of that used panty mountain we've been accruing??
"Roll up, roll up, get yer used panties here!!!
Take a whiff, choose your colour!
We got thongs, tangas, briefs, boyshorts, bloomers (they're CG's), bellywarmers, g-strings, high-legs, white ones, black ones, cotton ones, satin too...
Anything you want, we got the lot!
Get them while they're hot, they're loveleeeeeee..."
Take a whiff, choose your colour!
We got thongs, tangas, briefs, boyshorts, bloomers (they're CG's), bellywarmers, g-strings, high-legs, white ones, black ones, cotton ones, satin too...
Anything you want, we got the lot!
Get them while they're hot, they're loveleeeeeee..."
Oh god, sorry
Mazztastic
Quote by Revilo
Hi, are there any audio stories by females that are read by the author?
Thanks x
Most of my stories now have audios - love to hear what you think of them! (be warned though, some of them are quite long! I've had lovely feedback about them. As far as I am aware, people like to download them to their phones and stuff and listen to them when it suits, like on long journeys and stuff)
Wildcat has a couple (she has a very sexy voice)
Curlygirly has one (and the two of us are presently trying to figure out a way of recording an audio between us, for a story which we wrote together:Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG Sandwich - Part 1: Getting Ready )
Saga has some, she reads her poetry beautifully, really brings it to life!
Moon has quite a few audios of her poems and she has the most divine husky voice!
Lauralee_Sugah has a fair few and she is like... Rrrrrrr - her poem, I love your cock is AMAZING!!
ShyLass also has lots of audios - her voices and reading are quite something and sure to raise more than a smile!! You won't know whether to be happy or horny! (hint: you'll be BOTH!)
Those are just the ladies I could think of, from the top of my head, sorry if I missed anyone out...
Will you let us know how you get on?
Mazztastic
Quote by Iain69
I'm sure none of us mind the ocassional outage. As Mazza commented, sometimes it's a good thing as it gets us off to bed at a reasonable time!
I still can't get my head round how such a brilliant site can exist operating free of charge (except for those who choose to be Gold Members, something I have considered). Who knows: one day it might rival Facebook or Twitter: it's certainly far more fun.
A big thanks is due to all who contribute to Lush: especially those who look after the more mundane technical and administrative tasks. Writing and reading doesn't really count as a task: we all enjoy it, otherwise we wouldn't be here....
Ha ha, I spend a LOT more time here than FB or twitter!!
Looks like it'll be another early night for me, Lush permitting or not!! I'm soooo shattered with this damned cold. I'll be curling up with a hot toddy directly, maybe read a story or two here or perhaps doing a bit of writing...
This pic made me think of you lot in here...
(Ha, that means only four days in which I ought to exercise and given that it's after 9pm now, I can't start until tomorrow, so that's only like 3 days!!! Win!!)
Mazztastic
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, Lush lusters and lusterettes. Go ahead and help yourself to a cup of Busty's coffee. Remember, that which doesn't kill us can still make us sick as dogs, or something like that. Beaver Breath Brandy is available for pre or post ingestion needs. (sip, shiver)
Welcome to Rumplations, Iain, and thanks for the 'heads-up about 'Hot Toddy Day'.
Semi-serious query: Was it me and/or my screen reader messing up or did the lights go out around here yesterday?
The lights certainly flickered for a wee while, however, I turned that to my advantage and got myself an early night! (When lush gives you lemons and all that...)
Seems to be on tip top form again today though!
Hope the day is treating all y'all right... Cold and foggy here in the land of the Scots...
Mazztastic
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Be realistic... It's the internet.
If you feel the need to search out every single image posted on here, then you clearly have bigger issues that should be addressed.
Personally, I don't care. If you want to pretend to be something or someone you're not, who am I to burst your bubble. It's your fantasy. Not mine.
I'm not here to "pick up" anyone or anything... Except maybe a few friendships along the way. And if you think you should have bigger boobs and a smaller waist or a bigger penis and a 6pack to show off so people can oooh and aaaah over them, go for it. Who does it hurt?
I prefer to follow the sage advice of the imaginary Dr House... Everybody lies. Some people lie to themselves and some lie to others.
Accept it and move on.
Well said!
Mazztastic
Here is a little tune going out to my pal, CurlyGirly...
If you've not read our wee co-scribble than you should!! LOL
The BIG sandwich! The Story!
Mazztastic
Oh god! I am laughing so hard right now!!! Can you imagine us doing this??? REALLY???
I doubt that we'd be able to speak for giggling (mind you, that might add to the story...)
Well, we will look into it and see if it's possible - does anyone have any ideas of how we could actually manage this, given that we're on different continents?
What do you reckon, CG? You up for it?
I doubt that we'd be able to speak for giggling (mind you, that might add to the story...)
Well, we will look into it and see if it's possible - does anyone have any ideas of how we could actually manage this, given that we're on different continents?
What do you reckon, CG? You up for it?
Mazztastic
Quote by DirtyMartini
My netbook didn't have Word until recently...around Christmastime or so, it crashed, and I lost everything on the hard drive...I now have Word, but I have yet to write anything with it...I had always used MS Works Word Processor since September, 2009...if I have to submit something as a Word doc, I can copy and paste into Word Pad and it gets saved as an RTF...
You don't really need Word...the only time I ever really needed it was when I took on a book editing assignment, and I had to go to the local library to use Word...
Like Miss Mazza said, Google docs is great too...from what I hear anyway...though I think it's called Google Drive now...no?
Anyway...I think there might be a similar thread somewhere in the forum Miss Shy Daisy...I sort of remember describing my writing process before...though it was probably like three years ago...
Let me think about it and get back to you here...
The app is called google drive - I have it on all of my devices - honestly... I just love it. It's made writing much more pleasurable...
I haven't had any problems using it either, it seems to perform very well, although as I say, I do always save a final back up version... just in case...
