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Michael
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Fort Lauderdale

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Quote by ShyVixen
I'm going to echo Doll, Unfaithful is one my favorite movies and one of my fantasies is to have hot sex like they did in the bathroom stall!!


Unfaiithful was delicious as is anything with Diane Lane... but I have to go with "A Walk on the Moon"


It is not the act of swallowing that is arousing or exciting.

It is the willingness to swallow her man's seed that sends an erotic message to him;
it is these kinds of messages that make a man want her, again and again.


His first post and he beat me to the 'Enter'





But the marvelous Latin Lady is the hottest girl this side of any border!
Quote by sugarbabe
AMEN REV. RUMPLE
Al is missing, BUTT

He might be golfing...


TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.




Johnny Carson was interviewing the wife of Arnold Palmer.

He asked her if she did anything special for Arnold to give him luck before a tough match.

She replied "I kiss his balls."

Johnny: "I'll bet that makes his putter stand on end !"
It has got to be 5pm somewhere.... right?


Back to the music

Bring on the dancers...

Somebody kick the sheep out of the men's room.PCU1FgyaGhYTZ9ww