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MorePleasin
13 hours ago
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I think it depends on the individual, and on the quality of the porn.
A lot of porn is just outright boring. A repeat of the same formulaic approach, the same sequence of positions, the inevitable happy ending.
If porn is to be attractive and stimulating, it requires a good back-story, some plot or character development, and maybe something other than the usual default ending of some guy spunking all over his partner.
Sometimes if it touches on a favourite scenario, then it can (apparently, since I am not a woman) be very stimulating.
One thing I can say for sure: if it excites her, it is exciting to watch with her, and to watch her reaction.
A lot of porn is just outright boring. A repeat of the same formulaic approach, the same sequence of positions, the inevitable happy ending.
If porn is to be attractive and stimulating, it requires a good back-story, some plot or character development, and maybe something other than the usual default ending of some guy spunking all over his partner.
Sometimes if it touches on a favourite scenario, then it can (apparently, since I am not a woman) be very stimulating.
One thing I can say for sure: if it excites her, it is exciting to watch with her, and to watch her reaction.
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I can't be sure how young I was when I got a hold of the novel "The Harrad Experiment". There was that book, and the "Joy of Sex", which was not so much porn as "educational".
After that, maybe I saw a couple of grainy black-and-white porn films a friend had. They were the first exposure to porn in visual form. I can't remember the titles. No one shaved their pubic hair back then.
I could not even remember the book titles at first either, but google saved me.
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I had tried another site, but found they were either asleep or did not care when I tried to publish my first story. I can't remember how I stumbled upon Lush instead. have never looked back, because the forums are great, I think the stories are fresher and better, and the people I have met keep me coming (so to speak).
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Quote by Buz
Maple syrup goes good on my wife.
It would go good on anyone's wife, I expect. I'd be open to give it a try to prove my point.
Maple syrup will only get more precious because of the way we are fucking up the environment with climate change. If you ever wonder why the real stuff is priced like platinum, it takes 40 units of sap from a sugar maple to make just one unit of syrup. It takes several years to get a sugar maple grown to 25 cm diameter, to the point where it actually produces sap you can start tapping. Those things cannot just get up and move when the local weather changes. You need springtime temperatures just above freezing in the daytime, dropping to below freezing at night, or "No syrup for you!" So, the window for sap collecting is not that big. A couple degrees increase in the average temperature, and you are euchred.
It's a precious resource, and we may lose it sooner than later. That would be sad indeed.
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Shitty acting. Vacuous plots. Not all that hot, really, because just about every one always features the same set of positions and actions in the same damn order. Really, who needs a money shot??? Boring as hell.
About the only thing that might interest me is seeing someone that looks a lot like someone I once knew.
Not healthy if kids only learn from watching porn.
I'd prefer a story - something that spurs the imagination.
About the only thing that might interest me is seeing someone that looks a lot like someone I once knew.
Not healthy if kids only learn from watching porn.
I'd prefer a story - something that spurs the imagination.
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It's all good. Simple as that.
For those that are getting hair in their teeth, I am wondering what are you doing to get hair in your teeth?? I've never had that problem...and I sure wouldn't complain about it either. One should always be grateful for the opportunity to get so intimate and close.
For those that are getting hair in their teeth, I am wondering what are you doing to get hair in your teeth?? I've never had that problem...and I sure wouldn't complain about it either. One should always be grateful for the opportunity to get so intimate and close.
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Would enjoy a coffee, late at night - the place is empty - sitting in the quiet booth at the very back of the bistro, in her "location"
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I really enjoy eating pussy the best! If I could go down on every woman at least once, I'd be willing. Except for lack of cleanliness (hers or mine), I see no reason not to.
I do not need a blowjob in return, but I would never turn down the offer, as I imagine there are some that prefer to be the giver instead of the receiver. It should not be a transaction or a contract; oral should be a gift, given freely and abundantly
If you are into giving more than receiving, it probably means you have not yet met the truly motivated and skilled giver yet. It is sad to hear that some are not turned on much by receiving, or giving oral. I would assume they have not yet met the right person to show them how intensely satisfying it can be. Never lose hope.
It is always important to be sensitive to the needs and desires of the receiver, so that they can achieve truly intense pleasures.
I do not need a blowjob in return, but I would never turn down the offer, as I imagine there are some that prefer to be the giver instead of the receiver. It should not be a transaction or a contract; oral should be a gift, given freely and abundantly
If you are into giving more than receiving, it probably means you have not yet met the truly motivated and skilled giver yet. It is sad to hear that some are not turned on much by receiving, or giving oral. I would assume they have not yet met the right person to show them how intensely satisfying it can be. Never lose hope.
It is always important to be sensitive to the needs and desires of the receiver, so that they can achieve truly intense pleasures.
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Hey dumbfuck in the SUV. Yeah, I am honking at you, cuz you failed to stop at a stop sign when turning onto the main street, and you did not notice that my car was on a collision course with you, until i slammed on my brakes and honked.
Are you glad I stopped just in time, and did not hit you? No! You pull out slowly, stop right in the right lane, and start getting out of your car. I naturally pull way out, around you into the left lane, and drive on.
But you have to make a point. Fucked if I know why! You get back in your car while others honk at you, cut someone off to get into the left lane, and pull up behind me, stopped at the next light. You get out again. Standing beside my closed window and locked door, you start venting like a little whiny child.
I look at you, smile, and take your pic with my phone. I smile again, and look away to wait for the light to change. Shortly, I leave you in my dust.
Dumbfuck!
Are you glad I stopped just in time, and did not hit you? No! You pull out slowly, stop right in the right lane, and start getting out of your car. I naturally pull way out, around you into the left lane, and drive on.
But you have to make a point. Fucked if I know why! You get back in your car while others honk at you, cut someone off to get into the left lane, and pull up behind me, stopped at the next light. You get out again. Standing beside my closed window and locked door, you start venting like a little whiny child.
I look at you, smile, and take your pic with my phone. I smile again, and look away to wait for the light to change. Shortly, I leave you in my dust.
Dumbfuck!
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Robertson Screws
- they actually will stay on the end of a Robertson Screwdriver, making it way easier to start screwing
- they actually will stay on the end of a Robertson Screwdriver, making it way easier to start screwing
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Built the AVRO ARROW
- The best fighter jet in the world, in 1958
- Terminated prematurely by the most stupid Conservative government Canada ever had (probably in part due to pressure from the U.S., who did not want to be outdone, and who proposed Canada buy nuclear missiles instead)
- All the great engineering talent on the AVRO ARROW project went away to other great projects: the Apollo landings on the moon; the British/French Concorde supersonic airliner.
- The best fighter jet in the world, in 1958
- Terminated prematurely by the most stupid Conservative government Canada ever had (probably in part due to pressure from the U.S., who did not want to be outdone, and who proposed Canada buy nuclear missiles instead)
- All the great engineering talent on the AVRO ARROW project went away to other great projects: the Apollo landings on the moon; the British/French Concorde supersonic airliner.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
196. Canadian Tire. Because every good Canadian fundamentally needs a reliable supplier of winter tires, antifreeze and shovels.
Jeez, NEVER buy your tires from "Crappy Tire"
It's a glorified hardware store, if that. You get better tires (and better car mechanics) from a place that specializes in tires, or auto repairs.
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Quote by seeker4
Voting is a bit different in Canada. You vote for the local rep in the House of Commons (Member of Parliament). Whichever party gets the most seats in the House then gets to form the government with their leader becoming Prime Minister. There is no separate vote for the PM and our Senate is unelected. So, you can either:
Vote the local candidate (and I have done so on occasion when there was a strong candidate who wasn't from my usual party)
Vote the party (more common these days I think, and certainly how I tend to vote when I don't really know much about the local candidates)
People often vote based on the leader but because you don't directly vote for PM, this ends up being the same as voting for the party. This can be a bit of a mistake in our system since the PM is really just a leader chosen by the party and can actually be changed mid-term by the party without going to an actual election (cf. the recent change in 10 Downing Street from Cameron to May in the UK, which uses basically the same system).
One by-product of this system is that we have viable third and even, at times, fourth parties. I've been voting Green in the last decade or so (who are just barely viable in that they have had one or two seats in the House) but have also voted Reform (which is now part of the Conservative Party), Liberal and NDP. I tend to actually read the platforms and then vote based on which one seems to align at least somewhat with my positions. Local candidates are a factor, too. The one time I voted Reform was because the Liberal incumbent had resigned over a broken promise, then turned around and run to replace herself, which kind of ticked me off.
Just to supplement the above excellent description, Canadians can also sometimes have a "minority government", where one party does not own half of the seats in the House of Commons. This allows for some interesting times, as the party with the most (but not over half) seats gets to try to set policy, in the hopes that some in other parties will agree. Sometimes they work with one of the other parties to stay in power, and that other party could be fairly small, but because the small party are supporting the party with the most seats, they are said to hold the "balance of power". Sometimes, this allows some of their small party pet policies to get supported and adopted, in part at least. Minority governments can actually get a lot done. It is amazing what can be done when people compromise a bit; I think the U.S. could learn from that.
Any Canadian government is subject to an occasional important vote, referred to as a "vote of non-confidence", on a critical issue, like on a spending budget for example. If that vote does not pass, the party forming the government is expected to resign, and call an immediate election. An election that is mercifully short (compared to the U.S. endless process) should then take place within a few months. Thus, elections could occur just about any time, but in the case of a majority government being in power already (one party has over half the seats, and thus can fight off any "vote of non-confidence"), they can govern for up to five years before an election must take place.
The elections are just for the House of Commons, not for our Senate. Senators are appointed at present, though someday they may be elected if proposed reforms go through. The real power mostly rests with the House of Commons, and the Senate remains a place for "sober second thought", only occasionally asking that the House go back and tune up their proposed legislation some.
The simple beauty of a Canadian election is the use of nothing but paper ballots to take the vote. There is no chance of hacking as with electronic ballots, nor any "hanging chads" when counting. All votes are verifiable by a judicial recount, if the results in a riding are close, say within 50 votes. Voter fraud is virtually non-existent. Voter registration is fairly straight-forward, and if you can produce picture ID with your name and address, you are all set to go, with no fuss. The process is also simplified because we are not also voting for District Attorney, Judge, County Clerk, or Dog-catcher, on multi-page ballots.
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1. Intelligence.
2. Hair, lips, eyes.
3. Stature (petite is more appealing)
in that order
Big boobs or excess makeup, are usually turnoffs
2. Hair, lips, eyes.
3. Stature (petite is more appealing)
in that order
Big boobs or excess makeup, are usually turnoffs
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Yes, I would meet someone on Lush, but just for a drink to begin with (coffee, glass of wine). Expectations should be tempered, so if anything, things will probably be either "just OK", or ideally "better than OK", once one meets and talks. I would not feel bad if it maybe did not work out as expected. The written word projects a different view of a person than seeing and talking with them in person. I might actually like them in in real life a lot more than I like their fantasies.
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1. Standing up on a beach, two cottages down the lake from the in-law's cottage. Not sure how we kept from falling over, but it was really intense.
2. Masturbating each other sitting in a car alongside a busy walking trail at lunchtime on a hot day. She was wearing a very short skirt, and no panties, providing easy access for me to play with her wet pussy. Got a thumbs-up from a guy riding by on a bike when he could see her having an intense orgasm.
2. Masturbating each other sitting in a car alongside a busy walking trail at lunchtime on a hot day. She was wearing a very short skirt, and no panties, providing easy access for me to play with her wet pussy. Got a thumbs-up from a guy riding by on a bike when he could see her having an intense orgasm.
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Sometimes, life takes over. Things change. I check in, but most have moved on. I think it's normal, and inevitable.
I feel a bit guilty that I have not written a new story recently, as that new story might at least interest some people.
I admit I haven't even taken much time to read new stories. Not sure why.
But I still believe in Lush. This kind of place is needed, and I appreciate the fact that most other visitors and all the members I've interacted with respect each other. Not many assholes around. I credit the mods for shielding us, if in fact that is what is happening. Worst I've ever seen is the occasional spammer try to become my "friend".
I feel a bit guilty that I have not written a new story recently, as that new story might at least interest some people.
I admit I haven't even taken much time to read new stories. Not sure why.
But I still believe in Lush. This kind of place is needed, and I appreciate the fact that most other visitors and all the members I've interacted with respect each other. Not many assholes around. I credit the mods for shielding us, if in fact that is what is happening. Worst I've ever seen is the occasional spammer try to become my "friend".
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Explore. Try different things.
Do not expect to always be successful. Do not be afraid to try different things. Your attempts will be greatly appreciated! He does not have to cum to be having a wonderful time!
Watch your man's reactions, his breathing, and you will eventually learn what is best. Vary the speed, the pressire. Ask him where he is most sensitive. Ask him to demonstrate.
Generally, have a very light touch and ideally some lube if you are actually rubbing over the skin surface. Otherwise, a firm grip and a good stroking action will also feel great.
Learn where his frenulum is. He will be at your mercy if you get it right. If you get tired, get him to get it 90% there, then lightly tease and play...
Practice, practice, practice....
Call me for free lessons!
Do not expect to always be successful. Do not be afraid to try different things. Your attempts will be greatly appreciated! He does not have to cum to be having a wonderful time!
Watch your man's reactions, his breathing, and you will eventually learn what is best. Vary the speed, the pressire. Ask him where he is most sensitive. Ask him to demonstrate.
Generally, have a very light touch and ideally some lube if you are actually rubbing over the skin surface. Otherwise, a firm grip and a good stroking action will also feel great.
Learn where his frenulum is. He will be at your mercy if you get it right. If you get tired, get him to get it 90% there, then lightly tease and play...
Practice, practice, practice....
Call me for free lessons!
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I like it a lot. Go ahead, and have lots of orgasms! I will probably have to fight the urge to explode seeing you...at least not until you've had lots of fun.