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MrLosAngeles
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
United States
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Kissing is part of the seduction, without kissing and caressing, it's just empty mechanics.
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Lately I seem to have developed a chronic swelling. It comes and goes, but always returns. Do you think I should have it looked at? Is it serious?
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"Well, my dear, that was one helluva night. I feel great!" ;)
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She's doing her anatomy homework. "No, dear, that bone isn't connected to the..oh, wait, maybe it IS."
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According to his profile background pic, he's got a very nice shiny black doctor's bag (probably filled with toys, restraints, blindfolds, and snacks) 
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Pizza with the works..well, no anchovies or pineapple or bbq chicken. Just the usual.
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She's taking dictation, of course. Nothing to hear there, move along now...stop listening at the door.
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Oh, well, now that we're introduced, I'd umm..you know, the usual, offer her some smoked herring, good coffee, and tete-a-tete
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I like it, but so few people do it very well. IKEA people are the worst. "Oh, baby, insert your tab A into my slot B and twist until locked, then flip over and repeat on other side. Stand the unit upright and align the pegs securely."
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I have no idea. Perhaps she's hiding out to preserve her virginity?
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Well, from many places. My pastas come from Italy as do my San Marzano canned tomatoes. My produce, milk, and eggs are mostly local, though the latest crop of blackberries are from Mexico. For fresh vegetables and fruit, I base purchases on aroma because if it has no scent, it won't taste either.
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Oh, for gosh sakes. Now's he's just trolling me for compliments. Fine. He's got some good thinking going on in there.
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Oh, definitely the fashionable style. Me in a button-down collar; her in an elegant black leather collar.
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Partner? What partner? But it's interesting as hell how many on here are hiding it.
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Why not? She sucks your cock after you've pissed through it.
