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MrLosAngeles
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
United States
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Okay, fine..you win this time..I have to go make my spaghetti dinner with garlic toast and minestone soup...I'll share for a sexiest person vote 
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You knew it was me, huh? Darn..
I won that one umm ten years ago..
I won that one umm ten years ago..
Maybe if they don't know it's me..I can win.
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I can punctuate, too. My exclamations points are sexier LOL
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Darth Vader, Heather Vader *shakes head* Hey! It's on me again yay!
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Force my hand to..to..the...ballot to vote Heather sexiest..damn...is Heather's last name Vader?
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I didn't want to have to prove sexiest this way, but you force my hand...
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___Heather said I have hard feelings..how did she know? Must be because she's the sexiest. LOL.
Me! It says so right here in my contract.
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See? I knew she was the sexiest and last to post. Oops! Is it me now?
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No. I've complimented him enough as it is. He'll get a swollen head. j/k
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Oh. I see. I was under the apparently false presumption that women's pussies were so hot the pubic hair just melted off naturally. You learn something every day here.
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One way to get past a block is to think like a wingman/wingwoman, instead of a cock blocker. Think of ways the writer can "assist" the lovers to get together. Build up one or the other or both; make a conversation where the characters seduce each other; create a spontaneous event that throws them physically together..let Nature take its course.
