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I don't have a "live-in" so I do all the household chores anyway LOL
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MrLosAngeles
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
United States
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And let's not leave out those incredibly sexy anime resin 1/6 scale models...mmmm
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Yes. More than once.
Has anyone ever turned out to be TOO kinky for you?
Has anyone ever turned out to be TOO kinky for you?
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One of the best healthy snacks I've been doing lately is toasting both pieces of an English muffin lightly, then spreading on it shredded fresh basil or fresh spinach leaves, small chunks of mozarella cheese, and sliced cherry tomatoes with a sprinkling of salt and basalmic vinegar. It's like a combination of antipasto and bruschetta. Very healthy and satisfying.
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The very fact that there are 10K porn "stars" is depressing.
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Some folks really ask silly questions. A wet pussy is the answer. "Tight" or "wide" is just...childish.
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Like good comedy, I think, good dirty talk shouldn't be a technique, but a response. That said, timing and location have a lot to do with it. Despite the potential pun, one size does not fit all at all times. Some people never quite "get it". There's a huge difference between being sleazy, douche-y, and just plain crass or classless and being seductive and sexy with dirty talk.
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It's fiction, so cock or dick is preferred, whereas in real life you often find a cock is attached to a dick. Funny that.
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When all else fails, become a solitary hermit in some solitary place and contemplate serenity all day and night long. When you get tired of the futile, empty life, welcome yourself back to the real world and suck it up, be a human being with dignity and respect for all.
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Fake-ness, insincerity, distractedness, "in your face" attitude..I have more LOL
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F***in' A, I do!
Person below me likes to whisper dirty in public.
Person below me likes to whisper dirty in public.
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He seems to appear a lot on the forums. Maybe he's hiding from stalkers 
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Yes, but using two fingers AND a thumb. The other hand is busy holding my...water glass.
The person below me has lots of toys.
The person below me has lots of toys.
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None whatsoever. I am not "him". She is not "her". Get over it, be over it, stay over it.
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No. I don't give. I don't receive. I don't probe. I don't go there. It's not a hangup, it's a preference.
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Yes. It's true. Beneath my clothes I am completely naked right now.
The person below me has sensual daydreams even before their morning coffee!
The person below me has sensual daydreams even before their morning coffee!
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As the "public face" and "handle stuff" assistant to a VIP, I have to spend a lot of time, both night and day in Los Angeles for work hence the name. When I can I chill at home in Marina del Rey by my lovely Pacific Ocean.
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Always include as much of the body as possible in any sex act. The skin is one big sensitive set of nerves to play on and as much of it as possible enjoys that stimulation. To neglect any part is like licking her clitoris but ignoring her nipples. If you need to, get an anatomy book to learn where the parts are. You're not going to tell me you're not kissing the back of her neck, licking her shoulders, kissing her mouth while you finger fuck her, are you? Really? Are you?
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As the sun fades and the sky turns to an indigo hue, I feel you bite my shoulder hard, arch your back, and shudder in orgasm.
Walking into the living room, I see you on your knees and...
Walking into the living room, I see you on your knees and...
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There's nothing I would rather do right now than feel your heartbeat next to mine.
When I feel your warm skin on me, I...
When I feel your warm skin on me, I...