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MrLosAngeles
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
United States
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When sperm are first ejaculated, they can reach speeds of up to 28 miles per hour. (the most commonly cited top speed.) Once they crowd into the vagina, they slow down to about 4 miles per hour -- about as fast as you might walk when you're late to an important appointment. It can take them from 30 minutes to three days to make it all the way to the waiting egg. NOTE: Cyber sperm may vary. For example, cyber sperm may travel 28 inches per spurt, then slow down to 4 nanometers per dribble. Cyber sperm may take from now to forever to make it all the way to a waiting egg (depending on the size of the chicken, duck, goose, snake, or platypus, one supposes).
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Not married, but any relationship is similar. I agree with those who say if you need to convince, don't go there. Bad karma, man.
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No. Although I do think The Crying Game is a good film about the topic.
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I'd suggest buying your own items and testing them on yourself. Get quality "tools" not cheap knockoffs. Butterfly nipple clamps, for example, not those alligator clips things. Try them on yourself to see what works for you, for how long, etc. There are plenty of websites offering tips and advice on usage, so do some research, then experiment on yourself so you'll know what to expect and what your levels/pleasure is all about.
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She smiled and said..."How did you know my former name was Bossey? Yes, I used to be a cow before my transformation."
She mooed gently and showed me her...
She mooed gently and showed me her...
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I don't see any point in trashing an ex-. You wanted them at some point, if you were lucky you had good time together, then maybe grew apart. That's life. Why waste stressful time rehashing "what went wrong"?
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But as I was blowing a big bubble with my gum, ALL of a sudden......... he shouted "I need your big pink bubbles!"
He opened his mouth, stretching out his long tongue, and licked my...
He opened his mouth, stretching out his long tongue, and licked my...
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wet or at the very least moist and humid, but best of all is ...off! On the ladies, of course, don't wear such things myself nor ever would.
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Disagree. The sheer honesty of slamming doors in anger and growling at folk often makes them consider and change their attitudes (if that's what pissed you off in the first place).
Being a little bit of a beast now and then (if it's your honest feeling) is natural and healthy. Agree/disagree?
Being a little bit of a beast now and then (if it's your honest feeling) is natural and healthy. Agree/disagree?
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This is one of those odd things to me. Is it really humiliating if the other person likes certain terms used at them (ie. whore, slut, etc.)? I mean used in sincerity in private. Used generally in public, it's not so much humiliation as blatant insult, isn't it? (unless used jokingly among friends, like "You're such a slut!" Strange stuff.
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Another person's saliva seems best..oh, wait, is that masturbation or...?
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1) cowgirl and 2) me just lying back and letting her explore with her mouth 3) the same only her on her back and my tongue on her
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Quote by BelleduJour
Slippery slope my friend - make sure it's really what you want because there is no coming back from it once you've opened up that Pandora's Box.
Absolutely agree. Some things are best left as fantasies. Bringing real life in is always complicated.
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She is a seeker, that's always a sign of a good personality. But I think she'd like someone in charge...to take charge, responsively and respectfully..
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Did you say shorts or kilts? I have three pairs of shorts and a kilt. Sometimes it's shorts, sometimes the kilt (Scottish events).
Cartoon sex: Simpsons or Family Guy?
Cartoon sex: Simpsons or Family Guy?
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Hilarious stuff..what's next, consumers? WD-40 as a sexual lube?
