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She seems like a real sweetheart, very polite, interested and interesting.
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MrLosAngeles
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
United States
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Depends on the junk..would there be collectibles and antiques strewn there, too, or just, you know, stuff nobody wants?
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Those LUSH cyber babies are getting in all the topics now..I knew this would happen..
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Good point, trinket! Perhaps there's some topical ointment that could be rubbed on the swelling to make it go down. Now I'm thinking of an "over the counter" therapist 
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Obviously fantasyland or outside California. The Hispanic and Filipino housecleaners we have here are not anyone you'd want to see half-dressed.
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Like most clothes, they don't really fit the human body very well, whether in one piece or two.
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I agree, absolutely, and to whatever degree the practitioner can manage. I don't yoga, but do lie flat on my back on the floor, head slightly elevated, and "clear the stress" for anywhere from a few minutes to half an hour or slightly more. Mind and body need to be "refreshed" this way.
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No idea, but I suspect the spin cycle and tumble dry cycle wouldn't be fun.
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Darn, I like long AND short hair. Can't pick.
Sitting on the terrace: at dusk or dawn?
Sitting on the terrace: at dusk or dawn?
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Neither. Watermelon-cucumber LOL
Olive oil and vinegar or Ranch dressing?
Olive oil and vinegar or Ranch dressing?
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I watch "on demand" through Amazon Instant Video.
Is your sex life half-empty or half-full?
Is your sex life half-empty or half-full?
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Haikus aren't horny.
Writers make them so, but then
Haikus aren't horny.
Writers make them so, but then
Haikus aren't horny.
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Um, because in the darkness, everything can feel like it's "about 8 inches"?
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Quote by secretcharm
He's Hispanic ... (maybe)
the person above the person above me LOL
Corsican actually
Her avatar has ample cleavage.
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He always has something nice to say about the person above him. ;)
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Just my opinion, but I believe in erotica, sex is the action and the characters make the story what it is or isn't. There is analysis that can go on, but to me that's academic stuff, like parsing sentences. charting the dramatic dynamics, and all that stuff. Good stories hook the reader, pull them through to where the writer stops, and that's it. Genre stories -- crossovers , really -- involve any other elements, like supernatural, western, sci-fi, romance.etc. with the erotica elements, which is fine, but too often seem like what is called a pastiche, that is the "story" (characters, plot, etc.) is a genre tradition and the erotica is just added in. Good erotica, like comedy or tragedy, is very difficult to write, partly because you have to be visceral about it. The narrative of the mind's desires manifesting physically...that's the key.
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Bathe, have a shave, and dress well for your first date. A stiff-brim straw hat (boater) and a striped blazer with brass buttons is always a good choice. Don't gulp father's whiskey and leer at mother when they invite you into the parlour to wait for their daughter to descend the stairs. With any luck, she may be a fast girl and flirt by showing a little ankle beneath her gown. Don't ogle, fondle, and make honking sounds when you pin the corsage upon her bosom. Gently place your hand beneath her elbow to direct her in avoiding any horse droppings in the street. Be a gentleman and don't get into fisticuffs with any hooligans who may catcall, whistle, or ask her "How much for a quickie?" When you arrive at the moving picture show, resist putting the whoopee cushion on her chair before she sits (Yes, we know it's a good way to break the ice). Buy her refreshments, but do not (on a first date) put your whatsits through the bottom of the popcorn box before offering her a handful. Inquire of her what her father's curfew time is (example: 10:00 PM, midnight, next Thursday) and do not exceed the limit unless she's a total raver and insists on sex (oral, missionary, anal) in the carriage as you drive around the park before escorting her properly to her door. If she allows a tiny kiss on the cheek at the end of the date, immediately go to your favorite saloon and brag to all your male friends that you "got lucky" using her full name and address to drag her reputation through the muck. NOTE: If sex (ha ha!) occurs during the date, be sure to wear a French letter to avoid pregnancy or social disease. If you consider the date successful, her to request her presence for an engagement for New Year's Eve. Happy 1907!
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Quote by overmykneenow
By and large, bi/les girls tend to be more visual than straight girls as far as their profiles are concerned. This leads many to people to question their honesty (and many times those suspicions are well founded)
Most straight girls on here learn pretty early on to lock down their profiles and will rarely put up face pics much less leave them for open for anyone to see. Bi and les girls tend not to behave in the same way.
The pictures on your profile are very attractive, irrespective of your orientation. They tell people viewing your profile that you're body confident and that you have a web cam - for a lot of men here that's too much to resist.
See, but that "too much to resist" is the same argument used by some men (and some general cultures) to justify sexual harassment and even /violence against women. That's not okay. "She provoked me by wearing a short skirt" etc. "She was asking for it" - we really need to out such men and change that whole outlook.
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"After that they built an obscene sand castle dungeon to play in."
A man came running down the beach toward them, flopping his...
A man came running down the beach toward them, flopping his...