Quote by trinket
found the Hitachi wand and... then couldn't find any fucking batteries! [NOTE: The Hitachi Wand is a plug-in. LOL]
So they went to the.......
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MrLosAngeles
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 42
United States
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Has good taste in reading material and an erotic avatar. Probably a good conversationalist once she gets past the giggles ;)
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It's not really her, but she's probably cuter than the avatar.
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I don't know about here on Lush because I'm still kinda "new". It's likely as some say that many of the "lesbians" here are guys pretending just for the stroke interaction. IRL, I know several lesbians. They can be as fucked up or great people as anyone else. I don't understand why every interaction with other people has to include sex. It doesn't. I know gay men and lesbians and sex never enters into the equation. We can be colleagues or even friends without any sex involved. Grow up, people.
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Having met more than a few IRL, I honestly couldn't crush on a single one of them.
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"When I returned, she was upset and threatened to cut off my cock with her fireman's axe."
Meanwhile, the two tiny aliens had been in her underwear drawer, found the Hitachi wand and..."
Meanwhile, the two tiny aliens had been in her underwear drawer, found the Hitachi wand and..."
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More importantly, what do THEY call private parts? If the terms "weenie", "weiner", "vahjayjay", or "stink maker" are used during sex, I'm out of there faster than a New York minute.
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Playing darts, shooting pool, baseball? Why she's the perfect sports bar date.
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I find it interesting that only the sex is emphasized. You DO know that gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, heterosexual means also you have emotional feelings (love, etc.) for these genders?
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Trinket-wrote haiku
Made Mazza seem slutty. Ha!
All in fun for sure.
Made Mazza seem slutty. Ha!
All in fun for sure.
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Quote by secretcharm
whiskey dick ....
Exactly. Horrendously drunk means you probably couldn't get it up enough to have any sex. And if she was just as drunk, she couldn't perform either.
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I prefer one without exaggeration. That is, not too big in the breasts or hips or ass; not so skinny the ribs show; a definite geometry with an obvious waist smaller than the hips, well-shaped legs and thighs. Does that sound "picky"? LOL
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Even in winter. It would seem odd to get dressed to go to bed.
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A pale, pink blossom
Dewed by falling rain at night.
She touches it now.
Dewed by falling rain at night.
She touches it now.
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Likes gardening and reading erotica. Isn't it a good thing to watch something grow? 
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I think a lot boils down to: Guys like to see women naked and women like to read about men naked. LOL
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I think the "doctors" and "experts" are promoting some b.s. for some reason other than "health", just like many do with medical marijuana, stem cell work, etc.
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Goes to the fresh produce aisles of all-night grocery stores to compare himself to the cucumbers, zuccinis, and sweet potatoes
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Well, you're both at college so you can share that experience with some confidence; things that you like and don't like, find your mutual ones and laugh at them. One or two sincere compliments is fine, but DO NOT gush with them (She'll think you're creepy or lame). Be positive - don't get off on ranting about anything even if you feel strongly about it. Don't TRY to make jokes, but if something strikes you funny, share it. Be honest in your feelings. Don't worry about being awkward, it's often endearing. If you come off as too "smooth", she'll think you're being a player. Don't try to impress her, especially with lies. She'll see right through them. Be as much of "yourself" as you dare, even if the date doesn't work out at least you won't have been a douchebag. At the end of the date, tell you really enjoyed it and would like to see her again. Follow up.
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Quote by mrdavid
Ouch! That's a bit condescending, surely.
I'm guessing you've never dealt with actual addicts. You know, gambling, drugs, alcoholics, etc. Addiction is a destructive life-consuming thing. I suspect the person who said they were a "sex addict" isn't REALLY addicted to it.
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Oz in rain, so wet.
A trinket on a gold chain
Round my neck, sighing.
A trinket on a gold chain
Round my neck, sighing.
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I have to go with neither. It really has nothing to do with whether or not she's a virgin. It's an odd question. Do people still make value judgements like this?
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No losing here "Kimuchi?" as they say.
I might depending on who follows me LOL
"Kimuchi?" as they say.I might depending on who follows me LOL